MajorBoobage

Chiefwiggum I read that to mean the rotation goes to the third stage in the reserved seating section, not back into the lap dance area.

They do have a $20 topless option but no one ever, ever, ever takes it, so all the girls assume you want the $30 full nude dance. On rare occasions a girl has asked me if I want full nude, which always makes me wonder how new she is. Tip from a long-time 390 monger about the Wednesday special: They tend to cut the songs short. Three full nude dances at $20 each on Wednesday, gives you about as much time with the dancer as two full nude dances at $30 each any other day of the week. I'm sure you can do the math on that.

I tell them I'm a project manager. They have no idea what that is and they move straight to the next conversation topic. A few ask what it is, and I tell them "for IT projects," at which point I have to tell them "that means computers." I am not a project manager nor an IT professional. I discovered very early in my legal career that there are far too many strippers who want free legal advice/representation. It's the only thing I lie to strippers about.

There is, or was, a stripper at Club 390 outside Chicago who walks around with a butt plug 100 percent of the time. I've never once seen her without it. I also haven't seen her in a while, but the last time I saw her was on day shift and I haven't been there during the day for at least six months, so she might still be there.

Could be lots of things, including guys who are embarrassed to disclose the actual dollar amount they tipped because they know it's way too high and they would hear about it in the comments on their reviews, so they go with the vague "generous tip" instead. But I wonder if part of it is because prices of things generally have been unstable the last couple of years (not trying to get political; I'm just stating a fact), so it's top of mind for people to discuss it even if they don't use an exact dollar amount.