Handjobs

Bavarian - Why bother to go to a strip club at all? You can watch porn at home for free too.

If you worried about dirty hands, you had better start worrying about where those bills in your wallet have been.

I want a hot woman on my lap. I want to enjoy the strip club activities but minimize risks as much as possible. I just think it would suck to get herpes from a handjob.

It's a shame that I have to limit my fun at the club. I wish I could kiss a dancer's neck or her breasts but the thought of getting herpes on my lips, stops me. Maybe I am extremely cautious or paranoid.

A lot of hands and lips have been on their bodies before me.

While I'm not a big fan of a HJ at a strip club, you have to admit that there's a certain level of intimacy involved with having a beautiful woman jerk you off as opposed to splattering your seed on your keyboard.

Hjs just don't do it for me unfortunately. All they do is lead me to even more blue balls. Now I've read stories of some guys who club in CA who get lotioned Hjs and that may be different, but a dry jerkoff session sucks for me. Unless my dick is going into something wet, she need not bother. ;)

Op has never had a handjob

Watch out bavarian...you may get herpes from those dollar bills

"A lot of hands and lips have been on their bodies before me."

Talk about the dude who was waiting.

I mean, he was literally sitting there waiting.

Man, he could've just got another girl, took her to the lapdance and call it good.

But man, he waited, boy he was so patient waiting.

So....

When I was done, I told her "You're going to get busy."

Then I felt a fist landing on my chest, she just punched my chest and said "What do you mean busy."

"Him, he is waiting for you, he's going to eat you alive."

"Oh shut up."

Man, he's going to taste some of my sweat.

Ewwww.

Honestly, I wouldn't want any kind of extras ITC. Now, I know I'm in the minority here because we always go as a couple so I can understand why most people wouldn't mind getting whatever action they can get since most go on their own. I can get that action from my wife on the drive home or after we get home. ITC is literally trying to beat the clock and not getting caught.

Getting a dry HJ is not happening. That does nothing. If she's offering you this extra who knows how many other guys she's offered the same extra too already that night. Anything like that needs to happen OTC after everyone has had a nice thorough shower and plenty of time to spend together at their own pace.

Worried about catching herpes from a hand job? Yeah, that's a very legitimate concern. You should definately wear a condom for all hand jobs. That's what jerikson does with all her customers.

Also, I assume you know this, but it's quite common to acquire HIV from public toilets. Be careful out there.

I don't pay for hand jobs, only for blow jobs or more.

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I've never seen so much paranoia about a hand job! OMG, grow up.

As one stripper put it to me as I was fingering her "I can do that myself but it feels so much better when some one else is doing it". I think that applies to HJs too. There are some...NO...a lot of clubs where extras are just not going to happen. HJs if done discreetly are overlooked by management. In such clubs I would rather have the HJ than nothing. A dry HJ could rub you raw. Which wouldn't be pleasant. Any time that I am in a HJ situation I always ask her to lubricate it with saliva. If it's a nude club try combining a HJ with a camel toe slide. And DFK and fingering along with the HJ is also more exciting.

I've gotten a number of unsolicited HJs over the years -- in fact my first happy ending in a strip club was a HJ at the now-closed Club Zeus in Indianapolis almost 20 years ago -- but I never requested or paid extra for one until a couple of weeks ago. I was in a dive bar with a "Champagne Room" -- a couch with a curtain around it! -- and arranged a handie as the culmination of a 30-minute experience. Knowing that a BJ wasn't on the menu, I made sure she had lotion, and I must admit, her HJ was much better than the self-administered kind. However, this was a one-time event -- I'm returning to the eternal quest for backroom blowjobs :)

After 39 years of strip clubbing I have a long list of disgusting things I have done to and with strippers. Never caught anything and soap cleans all of us well.

You're not going to catch anything from a handjob, even if she uses her saliva as lubricant it is extremely unlikely you could catch anything.

Yes you can give yourself a handjob, but trust me, but there are some dancers out there that give incredible handjobs.

I was never a huge fan of HJ's (but I would never turn one down) but I was at my regular SC the other day and got some lap dances from an Asian with a smokin body with nicely done C cup fake tits.

After the first couple songs she unzipped me while she was on top of me and gave me a phenomenal HJ, way better than anything I could do myself. She gave me a HJ while in the LD booth (and I could see the rest of the club from where I was sitting). The booth was pretty dark so it would be tough for anyone to see what was going on plus she was doing a good job hiding what she was doing.

Now I know why some of you guys love going to AAMPs.

I've had something like 80 women stroke my junk in my life and never caught anything. Most were civilians, but a lot were sluts.

About the only thing a handy can pass is warts.

@Bavarian: "First of all, I would never pay for a handjob"

I used to think the same way. Then I met a masseuse who changed my mind. Her hands are better than many girls' mouths.

You are not strip club material. Stay home.

If you are paying for a dance and get a HJ with no extra charge, you are still paying for a HJ.

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