Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 9)

I'm a bit surprised to hear this. I don't exactly offer unsolicited advice, but I do tell dancers what I like, and they are usually happy to oblige, since it means more money for them. I can't remember it ever being a "total disaster."

Dan, Josephine is a perfectly fine stripper name. Look up Josephine Baker.

I know two who are in school now. Both verified via FB profiles. And I've known at least one who lied about being in school. I also had a friend in school who got a job as a stripper but never went to see her at the club.

Toledo clubs are at a disadvantage because they're so close to Detroit and so lame in comparison. I go to them because they're convenient but they do have advantages. Since there are no extras, you can actually talk to and get to know the girls. That's no substitute for a good BJ but for me it helps complete the entire strip club experience.

So what's the problem? If they only expensed food and not dances or extras, I don't see anything wrong with this. I've done this myself.

I know you're asking about pole work, but that belly tattoo completely ruins it for me.

Wikipedia says Danni Ashe is the only woman in the world who has appeared on the cover of both the Wall Street Journal and Juggs magazine. She sold her web site in 2004. Her most recent activity was filing a lawsuit against the Daily Mail.

I recently went to both La Chambre and Criket (in Detroit) in one night. Both are mixed clubs. I'd say Chambre was 60/40 black/white, both for dancers and customers, and Criket was 20/80. Neither one seemed particularly thuggish or scary to me. Flight Club seems "whiter" now than it was a few years ago. I remember seeing quite a few hispanic and even Indian dancers in the past. But I don't go there enough to really say it's a trend.

When I first got progressives I found that I had to tilt my head down to get a proper view of a woman's legs. Makes it pretty obvious that I'm checking her out, and makes me feel like a pervert.

Motor, maybe he was on his way to the strip club. Quite a surprise after that VIP session when it's time to pay and he discovers his wallet, with cash and ATM card, has been stolen. The part that caught my eye is the "can of bourbon." Where do you buy bourbon in cans??

When I was younger I bought thrift store suits and altered them myself. Now I fly to Bangkok every few years and get a couple of suits made. They're as good as you get anywhere and cost like $200. And you can get a lot of pussy in the 3-5 days it takes them to make the suits. But... I almost never wear a suit to the club.

I like to let my hands roam, and one of the places I like to roam is onto her hands. Different people like different things.

From the FAQ: Q: Do you know where [insert dancer name here] works now? She used to be at [insert club name here]. A: No. Don't even ask this question.

Dallas, of course there are other things to do in Wisconsin besides drink. You can also eat sausages and cheese.

Is it really drunk driving if he never made it out of the parking lot onto a public street? I tried to look this up. Apparently in some States if you are "in control" of the vehicle, like you're sitting in the driver's seat with the keys in your hand, you can be convicted of drunk driving. In others, California for example, you have to actually move the car. From what I can tell, the fact that he was trying to drive the car onto a public road while drunk is enough for a conviction. And the fact that it's a publicly accessible lot also counts for something.

Player, you been trolled.

Imagine how inconvenient clubbing will become if our currency goes the way of Weimar Republic Marks. You'd need a wheelbarrow to carry your money. Strippers could no longer stash their tips in their shoes unless they wore size 17EEEEEE. On the other hand, stuffing bills into their bras would make them look extremely well-endowed.

I'm not sure I agree that times are worse now than in previous years, although all the dancers I know say they are. I do know there is something wrong with the business model when it's possible to visit a club, sit there for an hour, and not be approached by any dancers who are remotely attractive. I know this has happened to me and to others here on tuscl. I sometimes wonder if we'd be better off making the dancers employees again, and paying them a decent wage. Extras would still be extra, of course.

This is a discussion I could have done without.

How could you possibly spend $25K on one visit to the club? At $500 per hour for VIP, that's 50 hours. You'd have to get like 8 VIP rooms and occupy them all night, and most clubs don't have that many.

I should have checked the archives, we discussed this back in February. Classic Gatorfan one-liner: "Those Iceholes!" https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=21925

I'm a huge fan of King Oliver, and although I like some of that experimental stuff that Louis Armstrong has been putting out, I can't stand that modern crap from the Basie band. It all sounds the same to me.

Why are you guys so obssessed with figuring out if it's real or not? The whole idea of a strip club is you're paying for a fantasy. I do my best to believe the dancer really likes me, I really have the biggest dick, and she really did cum during the dance. If she can convince me, then I'm happy. You must be the same guys who go to the Matterhorn at Disneyland and look for every little flaw in the "rocks" so you can say "See? It's not real!"

28 stone? Are those Imperial stone or metric?

Didn't they already remake Carrie once? Is this number three?