Comments by johnnymapalo

  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Anybody ever bought nookie off backpage??
    You know the 1st time I did it, was with a girl with no reviews. It was God awful. This b!tch looked like a chicken head. She was a chicken head. Over the phone she told me she was staying in a hotel by the airport. When I got there it was a good ways past the airport and it wasn't a hotel, it was a motel. And a ran down one at that, with a hole in the wall by the door. When she opened the door I was disgusted. Nasty looking tramp with a chipped front tooth. I still went through with it anyways cause I was backed up and needed a quick release. The experience was terrible. The girl kept pulling on my cock and her vag was terrible. Nasty looking slut. I did it a few more times after that and got varying outcomes. Nothing as worse as the 1st one though.
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Would you have handeled this differently?
    Yea he was a cop but he might have been someone who was trying not to beat around the bush. I once pm'ed a guy on an escort review site asking him about escorts and he put me on ignore. Maybe he thought I was the police too. Sometimes regular guys just like to get straight to the point without beating around the bush, you dig..
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    13 years ago
    Ever had a lap dance that was too rough?
    Hmm, this happened to me once at a club in Atlanta. Most of the girls in the club were new. This one crossed eyed yellow boned girl gave it to me. She was grinding on my navel hard and rugged. I don't know what the fuck she thought she was doing but I was ready to push her off of me. She even picked me up off the ground a couple of times. When the dance was finished, I ended up like 3 rows back in my chair. That girl couldn't have weighed anymore than 120 pounds but she was strong as an ox. Wonder if she still works at that club. Sheesh!!!
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    13 years ago
    rh48hr
    Wakanda
    Checking out reviews
    I usually check for the ones in Atlanta and also ones in which I usually see extras being given out at. Usually the ones in Mexico, Texas, Philly and Detroit. Hahaha. I hope to be visiting those soon.. Ha.
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    13 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    OTC
    Man juss go buy you a $20 trick and call it a night. Why do people go to strip clubs looking to fuck something? It reminds of a post I read here a while back. Some dude in New York went to a strip club with friends and did a VIP with a stripper thinking that he would be getting laid. He said the stripper tried to upsell him on everything and all he ended up with was a measly hand job. Point is. You want pussy, just go buy a $20 trick and save time, money and effort.
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    13 years ago
    chimark
    Illinois
    reap the benefits from a bad customer
    You know I wanted to catch a girl on a rebound like this in a strip club once but I looked into my wallet and I couldn't even find a penny. Poor me. The girl was short changed by some idiot and she was looking like she was about to cry. I wanted to be that rebound guy but unfortunately I was all tapped out. Damn it, I hate when that happens. I would have been feeling all over that girl..
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    13 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    what has been the best air dance of your life ?
    I went to an all air club like last week and they had some 8's and 9's up in there. I only spent $30 on dances that night cause there's not much you can do with an air dance. I just wanted to see those girls bent over..
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    13 years ago
    luv_women
    North Carolina
    When did strippers become prostitues?
    Relax yourself Mr. Bang69. There are no strippers from your local club reading this. You don't have to talk good about strippers to earn any brownie points. This guy...
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    13 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    CONSECUTIVE DANCES
    Most I did with one girl repetitively was 6 dances at $10 bucks each. I couldn't take anymore because after 4 dances she kind of got repetitive and boring. She started slow grinding and it looked like she was sleeping if you asked me. That is why I would never do a VIP for longer than 30 minutes. I don't think the girl will have enough energy to keep the vibes going.
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    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    How to Make your Strip Club Dollar Go Farther
    Haha. You know I know a man that said he used fake $5 bills at a strip club once. He said he had about $50 in fake 5 dollar bills and spent them all at a strip club. I know that stripper was mad as shit. At one club last month, I gave the same stripper $100 twice to break it for change on a dance and she held it up to the light twice to make sure it was real. She said she does that with every bill she gets. Haha. I guess she been burned already. People seem to love passing fake money off in strip clubs. Hahaha.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Strangest questions a dancer has ever asked you?
    "What's this money for?". My response "What do you think, your a dancer?". Lazy ass.
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    13 years ago
    Strippers sniffing your pants crotch??
    Haha. Ok, I will take it that they were giving me an air blow job.. I just was stunned when a stripper sniffed my crotch recently. I was thinking that maybe she wanted to pull it out and suck it. Next time, I will do VIP with those 2 girls and see what will transpire behind closed doors..
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    13 years ago
    "Well It Finally Happened: I Was Outbid Trying to Attract a Dancer"
    Man, I never tip for than $4 on stage. I'm not really a stage tipper. I rather spend the bulk of my money on lap dances. I once spent $4 tip on one hot body dancer and she just totally ignored me after her stage performance. She was with her regular all nite. What a waste!! Just move on and go to the next one..
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    13 years ago
    How much?
    Hmm, the most I ever spent in a strip club 1 nite was $150. I'm sorry but I'm not a big spender, especially when I know I'm only getting a "lap dance". I once got an ITC quickie for $40 but it was quick and unexpected. Kind of stunned me a bit. I know some people that spent like $1000- $4000 a nite in a strip club but I can't get myself to shell out that much money. Maybe one day I will do a VIP but my limit in VIP is $150. I would never pay no more than $150 for the nookie if she was offering. There's waaaay too many freaks out there that will give you the nookie for next to nothing..
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    13 years ago
    jack_s
    Florida
    Being Offered Her Phone#? What does it mean?
    Just call her and tell her you need to come to her house to borrow some sugar. When you get to her house make sure you have your dick out your pants and watch her reaction. If she grabs you by the dick and takes you into her house, "She wants you Son". If she looks at you with a disgusted look on her face, run fast and head for the hills. Lol.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Do strippers get off on grinding on patrons hard d!cks?
    Ok, I will go further with the question now. Do you think strippers like it when customers bust a nut in their pants? Do the strippers keep going when they feel wetness down there or do they look at how with a disgusting look and hop off immediately? In one experience, I busted a nut in my pants and the stripper kept going although I know she felt the wetness. Another time, my pants crotch was wet cause it was raining outside and the stripper felt the wetness. She immediately jumped off my lap and asked me "what is that wetness". I told her that it was rain from outside but she didn't believe me I guess and just continued and gave me an air dance after that. Hahah. What are you experiences with bussing a nut in your pants?
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    13 years ago
    Things you normally don't see at the Club:
    I saw a homosexual with a gold dyed stripe in his hair one time at a strip club. He was working there and kept going back to the girls dressing room. As he was going in and out of there all night, I caught him trying to make eye contact with me a few times. Faggit, I do not go to strip clubs to flirt with men. Bitch, keep your gay eyes to yourself!!!
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    13 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    House Moms
    There was this house mom at this strip club I went to once. She was a total bitch!! Hawk eying everyone who was getting a dance. If she thought the dancers were getting too frisky she would walk over and whisper something in the dancers ears. That house mom was effing annoying and I don't know why one is needed. BTW, do strippers also strip with tampons in them? I could have sworn the last club I went to there was this girl dancing on the stage with her bottom on and what looked like a maxi pad sipping out of the edges. I was kind of surprised and a little disgusted as well. Dancers dancing with pads on and tampons should just stay home at that time of the month. That just doesn't sit well with me.
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    13 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Off the wall
    Disgusting!!! The new dancer shitted on herself. I would have left the club immediately..
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Update on Follies Atlanta
    It does seem like the clubs do bleed the girls. They charge like $10 and up to get in, some charge for parking, they make money off drinks and the vip rooms and still want the dancers to give them more. That means the girls have to work extra to make their own take home money. Kind of reminds me of working for a taxi company. They charge you so much per day that you have to run around like a loose cannon just to make some money for yourself. Strip clubs need to let the dancers keep all the money that they make from customers. No more money for the deejays or clubs out of the dancers pockets. Dancers are the reason there is a club in the 1st place. Without dancers there is no strip club..
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    13 years ago
    DUSA
    Maryland
    What was your most surprising ITC expierence??
    Hmm, I had my 1st ITC unexpectedly at a ghetto SC in Atlanta. This was my first time there and was really was neutral to the place. Read the reviews on TUSCL but couldn't gain anything from the reviews. Anyways, I got to the club at like 7 pm and the place was pretty much a ghost town. Got a few dances and this regular girl with big breastess's came out after 8 pm (when the dance prices went up). She then told me the dances were done in the high chair and took me to the high chairs in the back of the club. I dropped $10 and she then reaches around and unzipens me. She puts her hands in my pants and fondles my johnson. She then pulls it out and a few seconds later scoots back on it giving me a bareback ride. I thought WTF, this girls is really giving me FS in the club bareback. I pulled out quick after I realized what was going on and busted a nut on her ass cheeks. That totally caught me off guard and I was kind of worried for a few days. I had a cold like some days later and was actually looking on the internet for the symptoms for AIDS and what not. Lol. Next time I will definitely carry protect. Don't too much like the bareback thing..
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    13 years ago
    grand1511
    Euphoria
    Forgetting the money
    You people are crazy. If she forget to ask for the money, what makes you think she will remember the next time you visit. If she was high or drunk she was obviously in a different state of mind and not concerned about the money. I would have bolted in a heart beat with the money in my pockets. If she asked about the money on my return visit I would say "Remember I gave you the money right before I left. You were drunk or high and probably don't remember". You think those strippers would remember about your money after dancing all night long??
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    13 years ago
    Touchdown! - Or - acheiving OTC!
    This is wacked!!! Who actually tries to fuck strippers?? Are you kidding me? Strippers aren't nothing but borderline hookers.. Someone would actually brag about phucking a stripper outside the club. What is this world coming to? How much did you pay in total before you got the nookie? Man, you coulda got a $20 crack ho and save time, money and effort. I don't know if I can rate this at all.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Is stripper s**t really that bad?
    The part I hate is when they ask "What's your name?". B!tch, just dance. I don't wanna know your name nor do I want to give you my name. I just want you grinding on my manhood. Shout your mouth and dance!!!