-Full Cop in Uniform kicking the PLs out of the club during closing time.
-Gay Guy sitting around in the club (Crossed legs, green painted nails, his voice, & clothes). He just took up bar space, and sat in PL chairs while they stood up to go tip the stage dancer (maybe he wanted them to sit on his lap).
A friend asked a dancer: "He's probably your best customer." Dancer: "I hate that guy."
-Church group of girls raid the club and deliver a flower with self-aid cards to all the dancers. Cards said turn to Jesus for salvation (or something to that extent).


Saw a dude at a former high mileage club dressed up as a woman.