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12 years ago
*swirlies
A wedgy is when the underwear is pulled out of the pants from behind with such force that it painfully binds one's genitals within their pants.
A swirly is when a person's head is dunked into a public toilet and the toilet is then flushed.
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12 years ago
I regret I spent any time out of my life reading this strain of crap. Dougster, I'm sorry for all of the times you got wedgies and swirls when you were a kid. But I can certainly see why they are still happening to you now.
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12 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Never have been able to get too excited about the Flamingo or the Outhouse. My favorite club in the area has been Paradise. The $10 lappers have been fun and I enjoyed getting close to the line with a few girls over the years. But some girls can be robotic. And I understand the annual membership fee can be a pain the ass. Unless you go in with a local member, you will have to make two stops: one to fill out the info and another to go in after the paperwork clears.
It is the clubbers lament: if you go when there is a lot of activity (weekends at the Outhouse after midnight with KU fratboys everywhere) then you get the strippers game where they don't have to do much to get young guys throwing money at them. But if you go during off-times, then there are few customers and the dancers stay away. It is rare to find the place that is still open with hot abundant girls and few customers. About like finding that $5.99 buffet with crab legs, filet mignon, caviar, rack of ribs, and baked fish and having all to yourself.
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12 years ago
OP: Let's.
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12 years ago
Maybe it is based on lemon juice and makes the bag lips pucker?
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12 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I'm not looking for sympathy, but I would say that this is an accurate assessment of my backyard. Worn, tired old lines, run-down facilities, bad attitude girls, cramped and irritable vibe. Sometimes swimming with the bottom-feeders gets challenging and hoping for that diamond-in-the-rough gets pretty old.
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12 years ago
Kind of like the bathroom scene in "The Shining" where Jack Nicholson's character walks into the hotel room and the bathroom door is open. He sees the hottie in the bathtub and she gets out and slowly walks toward him. They kiss and she turns into the hag-witch-ghost thing and he stumbles away in horror and she follows, cackling.
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12 years ago
I don't understand why you want me to put a wig on my flashlight. What possible purpose would that serve? It might even block some of the light from getting to where it is supposed to go. And then you have defeated the whole purpose of the flashlight. That's a pretty asinine thing to do. Why not put a wig on top of a broom? Of course then it would seem like she's anorexic. No thank you on that one. Maybe lipstick on a soccer ball, then you have something.
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12 years ago
carolynne, try a fishnet body stocking. Then your nipples can poke out freely. It is a visual treat. If that is your real name. And if you are in fact a female. And if you actually dance.
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12 years ago
I have found only one place so far with $10 lappers around here where--YMMV--a few dancers turned up the heat to a good simmer. A few were good enough to pay her $20 each for the going rate of $10. So if I found a $15 lapper that made my toes curl, I'd probably take it and turn into a regular.
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12 years ago
She might be bi-curious and needs a solid wing-man to help. There are many dancers that are not lesbians but engage in some side activity with other dancers in the club--putting on a girl-on-girl show, doing a tag team MFF thing, getting a little frisky in the dressing room after a few shots or pills.
It is a little odd; I guess you don't hear any stories of a straight guy asking a girl to accompany him to a gay male stripper club so that he can get a few lappers and check it out. But there are many instances of a straight girl looking to go to a strip club and get hot lappers from the female dancers.
If she is going to get some action herself and she just needs you for a little protection and cover, that's still not a bad evening for you. You get to see--hopefully--some hot girl-on-girl action. If she is going but turns into the wallflower, maybe she will buy a few dances for you, so you still might get something out of it. One of the hottest nights I witnessed was a guy who was buying some dances for his wife in ESL and the dancer was really getting into it. Wife went from being really uncomfortable to having her tits groped and sucked while she lay on her back on the stage. Husband kept lighting up cigars and paying for more dances, grinning. Dancer looked like Catherine Bell from JAGs.
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12 years ago
Stiletto, that raises some good questions: If a dancer leaves early, do the other dancers/staff try to link them up with another customer, trying to figure out which guy that left in the last 10 minutes is the guy she was going to hook up with? Or do they just monitor the parking lot cameras to see if she gets into a guy's car? I suppose if she leaves her car there until 4:00 am or overnight, they will suspect she had an OTC. So it always requires a rendezvous point, away from the club?
What about the public thing? If somebody sees the dancer and a guy in Bennigan's, they automatically assume that it is an OTC? It would require a dancer or staff at that club who recognizes the girl as a dancer and a guy as a customer to actually put it together, right? Is "dating" prohibited, too? Is an innocent lunch assumed to be part of an OTC arrangement, subject to the same firing penalty? If so, no wonder they don't want to do it.
Is it just assumed that if they are on a date that they are doing it, too? I suppose that if a dancer is ever seen in a motel parking lot by another dancer or club staff that they will be fired, even without seeing the guy?
If all this is true, then no wonder there is such difficulty and apprehension in setting it up, not only about LE but other dancers, staff, etc.
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12 years ago
gmd, that is a great look. I think that could be known as the "girlfriend sleep-over" look. You know, she woke up before you did and grabbed one of your shirts and started making breakfast. Now there's a fantasy.
Yup, the civilian girls wearing the hot little black dress. That's another insanely sexy look. The girls that spend the time to find out what guys like to see them wear are the best strippers. I know that constantly taking clothes off and then putting them back on gets tiring, but we do like the visual.
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12 years ago
You paint a great visual picture. With that attention to detail, it is no surprise that you cleaned up with the tips. Count me in the Catholic school girl camp, and I would imagine that most guys are turned on by it. As a matter of fact, I don't think I would be turned on by a dancer in that outfit if they looked *too* young. I'd be a little repulsed. But a hot 25-year-old prancing around, looking like a 25-year-old, and looking like she can still fit into her high school outfit, that can get me going every time. It could be that innocence/naughty tension that is so intriguing. The Madonna/whore angle. Remember, the biggest sex organ is the brain.
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12 years ago
Interestingly enough, I pulled into a local club a few weeks ago and saw an older white guy dropping off a hotter AA girl in his family minivan. I don't think that he was her Girl Scout leader. So, maybe the OTC needs to happen before the club hours, eh?
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12 years ago
Mea culpa. I don't really have game to step up. All I had going for me was frequent visits and I was probably considered a regular. That got me into the ballgame, but that was it. The clubs here are not extras friendly, so you have to make do with what you can. I do know that any ITC action is always under the microscope and the girls are always bitching about other dancers and what they think they are doing (whether they are or not).
I have also noticed how the staff flips out when you try to write anything down on a napkin. And how other dancers listen in when you talk to girls after lappers are over. My ATF embellished by saying she had her phone taken and smashed. Yeah, that was pure SS.
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12 years ago
The change return slot is the fun part.
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12 years ago
My vote is that it IS too good to be true.
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12 years ago
carolynne, there is also the possibility of *you* becoming my atf, and then there wouldn't be the problem of jealousy, right?
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12 years ago
NFW--No Fucking Way. Was that a 5-rail shot or a 6-rail shot? Through the rack in the air and hit the ball on the fly? Crazy. The only way it could have been better would be to watch the balls slowly roll over her naked body. I wouldn't care if they ever wound up in the pockets. Of the pool table, that is.
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12 years ago
Doesn't the stream turn to an icicle before it hits the bottle? And what about the embarrassing shrinkage as you stand there on the tundra?
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12 years ago
art, just goes to show that the leopards don't change their spots. The pitch is the same--she sized you up and thought she could get you for $1 M. She would size me up and shoot for $200. Same game, only bigger stakes for you.
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12 years ago
Props to zipman for finding a way to work in Occam's razor in the discussion. That must have been a bet, and he did it. Well played.
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12 years ago
Pictures for comparison purposes might help. I can't even keep track of the Chinese head man, let alone his woman.