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Candy_92

joined Nov 2011last seen Jan 2014
20 y/o dancer, located in Seattle, moving soon back to Texas! I've danced before at Baby Dolls in Dallas, hope to work there again soon, along with The Lodge, The Men's Club of Dallas, and Dallas Gentlemen's Club. I have also danced (briefly) at the Mitchell Brother's O'Farrell in San Francisco. :)

What I Look Like-by Candy

Race: I'm Caucasian, specifically, a mix of French, Italian, Irish, Cajun, Spanish, Norwegian, white Russian, Portuguese, Brazilian, a little bit Puerto Rican (except my Puerto Rican ancestors/relatives are all pure Spanish, with blonde hair, light eyes, and pale skin, so I don't know if it counts...but I do have a pretty round bubble butt!)

Height: 5'3" (I'm very fine-boned, and have a naturally light build, but I come from two tall families, and would have been about 4 or 5 inches taller, as I was always one of the taller kids in the class as a child, a tall baby, etc.-but I was diagnosed with scoliosis when I started puberty, began consuming tons of caffeine on a daily basis when I was 9 or 10, so I stopped growing at age 11 :(. However, I've got the frame of a taller girl, and have really long legs, fingers, arms and toes, and people always tell me that I look so much taller when I'm not standing next to them).

Weight: 105-110 lbs.

Eye Color: A weird mix between grey/dark blue/green

Complexion: Naturally pretty fair, without any moles or freckles, escept one or two. When I'm dancing, though, I usually get a great airbrush tan (thanks to the wonderful Sequoia Leopold at Flawless Beauty Bar!), but never go too dark-just a nice healthy golden glow. I don't have any tattoos, either, but I have a navel piercing and tend to wear dangly belly rings about 99% of the time. Of course, I also have pierced ears (one hole in each lobe).

Hair: Upon occasion, I'll dance in a high-quality wig, hairpiece, or fall (but I NEVER wear extensions since they're horrible for your real hair!), so I can see what it's like to be a blonde without going to the trouble of changing my real hair. Sometimes, if I'm having a bad night, I go to the dressing room, change my bikini/dress/shoes, and put on my hairpiece, and I instantly make 3-4x more than what I made in the last 3 hours, all within 15 minutes of changing my appearance! My hairpiece is made of human hair, so I can curl it, straighten it, crimp it, etc. I'm kind of obsessed with blonde 90s pop starlets, so my fall is butt-length, dark caramel blonde with golden and honey highlights with a little brunette mixed in. I can't figure out how to link images, but my hairpiece basically looks like Britney Spear's darkish-blonde color that she had in the late 90s, and also looks a bit like Jessica Simpson's late 90s hair-honey blonde with tons and tons of highlights, from caramel to golden, even to dark brown!
I actually dance in my real hair most of the time. I take excellent care of it, so it touches the top of my butt without split ends, and is also superthick and naturally curly. My natural color is REALLY weird, but I've gotten lots of compliments on it. My hair is naturally multicolored, and is a pretty even mix between golden brown, honey highlights, and an auburn/golden shade. I'll post a pic soon because it's so hard to explain. Oh, and I have long layers, and extra long sideswept bangs.

Body: My measurements are 35-22.5-36, my bra size is 30DDD (they're real, btw), shoe size is 6, clothing size is almost always 0, XS, 2, S. I don't mean to brag, but like most dancers, I work out A LOT, and I'm obsessed with getting perfect abs, and to a lesser extent, a good butt, because my natural bottom is actually one of my favorite features.

Other identifying characteristics: I wear lots of pink and white, and people say I resemble Baywatch-era Carmen Electra, Capri Anderson, Faye Reagan (adult film stars), Adriana Lima, Olivia Wilde, Miranda Kerr (facially), Izabel Goulart, Shana Zadrick, Irina Shayk, Sofia Vergara, and a few others, but I don't think I look as pretty as any of the aforementioned girls!

UPDATE: HEY Y'ALL, I'M FINALLY BACK-SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOR SOOOOOO LONG! I've been super busy since Xmas with school, my other job(s), family stuff, and planning a wedding (not mine lol) that I haven't been able to get on TUSCL but I've missed everyone and it's good to be back. Hopefully, I'll be on more in the future- in addition, I broke my laptop a couple months ago and in the meantime have been using computers at the university library, which block sites like this, unfortunately- but I'm getting a brand-new laptop later this week. I have some great news, too: though I haven't returned to dancing yet (and I miss it SO MUCH!), I've been taking time to work on my modeling career, and I returned from Las Vegas a couple weeks ago for a photoshoot/article appearing in the one and only original American gentleman's magazine...drumroll, please...Hugh Hefner's PLAYBOY!!!!!!

I'VE WANTED TO BE A PLAYMATE FOR ALMOST HALF A DECADE AND NEVER, IN MY WILDEST DREAMS, DID I IMAGINE THAT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, BUT GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS ;)

I haven't actually made it to Playmate status yet: I was posing for a T & A pictorial with two of my 1,000+ coworkers for a piece about tentatively called something like 'Beauties And Bikini Baristas' which will appear in either the October 2012 or September 2012 issue of Playboy. At the three-day shoot, two of Playboy's casting directors spotted me on separate occasions and told me I should consider pursuing the title of Playboy Playmate, even though I'd missed both open casting calls earlier this year. I was initially hesitant, as Playmates are required to appear full frontally nude, but decided that I probably wouldn't make it in anyway, so why not? I did a quick test shoot, the casting directors sent my photos back to the corporate headquarters, and I figured that was that. However, I got an email a few days ago from one of the casting directors saying I had "a pretty good chance of making it to Playmate status", and that she'd keep me posted in case I had to do any more test shoots or travel to company headquarters, etc. But just now the other casting director just called to let me know that Hef HIMSELF had seen my photos and really, really liked them!!!!! Apparently, I have about a 95% chance of being Miss ______ 2013!!!!!

I am moving back to Dallas in a month and plan to start dancing there again, at Baby Dolls, The Lodge (once I'm old enough...21 seeems SO far away lol), Cabaret Royale, The Men's Club, and any other clubs in the north Texas area that I discover (also, if you know of ANY fun clubs in any part of Texas, I'm going to be doing a lot of traveling, so I would absolutely LOVE it if you could give me any suggestions! Thanks, Candy xox <3). For the remaining month that I'm here, I would love to dance at a few particular Seattle clubs, mainly Little Darlings, DreamGirls (the SoDo one, not the one at Rick's), maybe Sands Showgirls, and possibly the Deja Vu on 1st in downtown Seattle. Unfortunately, I'm slightly strapped for cash as of late, with all of the traveling I've been doing and will be doing in the next few months, preparing for Dallas, tuition, my new apartment in Dallas, and the car I'm buying once I get to Texas-so I'm not sure that it's within my budget to purchase a $135 entertainer license, especially if I'm only going to be working for six weeks, and one weekend a month (I have to make monthly returns to Seattle for a few different reasons. Not to mention the fact that I live with my family during vacations, and my mom has no idea that I still strip, and would have a complete heart attack if she found out! So if I decide it's within my budget, and either move in w/ a friend or tell my mom I found a job as a graveyard shift waitress or something, I hope I can meet everyone in TUSCL who lives in the Seattle area! If I do end up dancing in Seattle, I'll tell y'all my stage name, plus when&where I'll be working. I'm going to post more photos soon, but for now, I'll put a brief physical description of myself up, in case I run into you :).

Also, I'm sorry I haven't been on TUSCL for almost six months now-I've had a lot going on in my life and took a brief hiatus from dancing, but I'm panting to start again once my move is finalized! Thanks so much for all the great messages I received while I was gone (I promise everyone that messaged me will get an individual reply, even if it takes me a really, really, really long time, so I'll try to go superfast, and in the meantime, please be patient! Thank you-xoxo Candy <3)!

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12 years ago
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Are Schoolgirl Outfits REALLY a Universal Turnoff?? Please Tell Me (I'd Also App
Also, I forgot to say that of the four schoolgirl costumes I have, two are high-quality white blouse/plaid miniskirt/white thigh highs/matching plaid hair ribbon costume sets from high-end stripper stores that you've probably seen many times if you've ever been to a strip club. The other is pretty much the same, except the skirt is a different plaid pattern, and the blouse sleeves are three-quarter length. I usually wore these three without the thigh highs and the ubiquitous 6" platform lucite stripper stilettos. I usually take this outfit off and have a plaid bikini on underneath. The last is totally different, and not even a proper stripper outfit. As I went to a Catholic, all-girl, high school with uniforms (grey cardigan, white three-quarter length sleeve blouse, skirt in kind of a red, white, grey, green plaid pattern with knife pleats, headbands/hairbows/ribbons/barrettes in a matching plaid, and we could wear grey, cream, or black tights; nude pantyhose, and knee-high cream/grey/black socks in the spring. Five months after graduating this school, I had started dancing, and I still had my uniform. One night, I decided to make a few changes to my old uniform, and wear it that night at the club. I made the skirt into a micromini, tied the shirttails of my blouse under my breasts, unbuttoned it veeery low in the front, put on my Sacred Heart* medal (don't want to say the real name of the medal I was wearing, as it'll make it so obvious where I went to HS if I do!), put in a cute navel ring, brushed my hair into two high, flippy pigtails; secured by my plaid hairbows, traded my pantyhose for thigh highs held up by an ivory lace/eyelet garter belt w/ a red bow (I was also wearing an ivory lace/eyelet bra and thong with a red bow adorning the center of each), and finally, stepped into a pair of black high-heeled T-strap Mary Janes (these weren't even proper stripper shoes, and only 5" high). That night, every man in the club LOVED my sexed-up uniform, and the lingerie underneath it. I've gotten more compliments on that outfit than I'v gotten on any other item in my stripper wardrobe, including a $350 custom-made cashmere and Swarovski crystal gown! Although I've had many successful nights as a dancer, that night definitely falls in my top three nights in terms of financial success, and I'm certain it was all because of my modified schoolgirl uniform- and the fact that I was almost still a schoolgirl myself probably helped too... ;)
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12 years ago
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Are Schoolgirl Outfits REALLY a Universal Turnoff?? Please Tell Me (I'd Also App
Sorry everyone for leaving smack in the middle of an unfinished post, but anyway, I'm back and have got some more to write! So as I was saying, to make the schoolgirl look work (IMO anyway!), you have to look like you could still actually be going to school in a uniform, i.e. younger than a lot of other dancers. A stripper friend of mine summed it up this way: if you have to show I.D. to prove you're 17+ whenever you want to see an R-rated movie, then you probably look young enough to pull off the schoolgirl look successfully. If you don't look like you're anywhere from 13-17, the look can easily become a parody. In addition, as I stated earlier, this look requires very minimal jewelry, in contrast to the high-glamour look most strippers go for. While I spend most of my time as a dancer in supersexy&dramatic makeup, tousled&voluminous bedroom hair, and glittery, shiny, metallic, bejeweled, or sparkly dancewear in loud colors and patterns that leaves very little to the imagination. Essentially, strippers typically project a high-glamour, hyperfeminine, sex goddess-y image that deliberately aims to attract the most attention possible. After seeing myriad dancers in schoolgirl outfits (few can pull it off), I've come to the conclusion that one must be the antithesis of the typical stripper to look convincing as a schoolgirl. For example, childlike pigtails or ponytails and minimal makeup look much better with a parochial school uniform than long, teased extensions and a smokey eye with fake lashes. Also, dancers that are petite/have childlike bodies and features are especially good at making the schoolgirl look work. While I can't exactly say what makes the look appealing, IMO, it projects an innocent, sort-of accidental sexiness, as well as naive nubility.
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12 years ago
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Customers, What Kind of Stage Names Do You Prefer? Outrageous, porn star-esque
@GoVikings: I started writing a reply to your comment, but it got way too long, so I sent you a PM instead :). I'm glad you remembered me (I certainly remember you, too), and it's great to be back! xox, Candy
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13 years ago
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Time to Compliment a Dancer's Review!
@Stiletto25: I'm very sorry if I offended you in my review, but I was just being honest about my experience at that particular club. I agree that it's probably much nicer than the old Rick's, and seeing as I went during a weekday afternoon, the best dancers were most likely not on shift. I don't mean to disrespect you personally or anything if you worked at the former Rick's-at any club, there are gorgeous/hospitable/friendly dancers as well as hideous/grumpy/pushy ones, so I wasn't inplying that you were one of the latter. Basically, what REALLY irritated me about my attitude was the attitude of the dancers: I've been to several clubs (as a customer), and most of the time, the girls are pretty friendly to me and other female visitors (often, more so than the male ones). However, when I went to DreamGirls at Rick's, nearly all of the dancers on shift were rude to me, had openly hostile attitudes, and seemed to regard me as potential interloper/competition. IMO, the very best dancers that bank every night aren't necessarily the most gorgeous or talented, but they do have the friendliest, welcoming personalities, and they give every customer the VIP treatment, are engaging without being pushy, are good at making all customers feel at ease, and lavish attention on all visitors (Good looks and personal hygiene don't hurt, but aren't as important as the other traits). Essentially, you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar. I would've given DreamGirls at Rick's a MUCH better review had the girls been nicer to me, but they weren't, so I don't think it's unfair to mention everything that I disliked about the club. In addition, MBOT is somewhat raunchy as clubs go, and it wasn't my favorite place to work at, but I was attracted to it because of it's famous reputation, extremely difficult audition process, sexy dancers (nearly every girl there is probably a 9-10), unique stage setup, and the fact that the dancers are allowed to set their own prices for dances. Granted, the dances are very close-contact, but the girls who dance there don't look used-up and like they have severe B.O. If I had to catch chlamydia, I'd rather get it from a superhot, naked girl grinding against me, as opposed to merely looking at a grumpy, prematurely aging dancer who looks like she escaped from the CDC.
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13 years ago
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CTQWERTY
Time to Compliment a Dancer's Review!
Thanks SO much for giving me a shoutout, CTQWERTY!!!!!, Seeing this was a very nice introduction to being a TUSCL member :), and I really, really appreciate all of the positive comments-they definitely made my day! Also, I've got some new pics up, and more coming, for anyone that's interested, and I'll continue to update which clubs I'm dancing at, if anyone wants to know, just PM me ;). @mmdv26: Thanks so much, and I'm glad you like the 30DD's! I've got some topless pics of them on my profile, if you'd like to see. And I'll definitely let everyone know which clubs I end up at-my dream is to dance across America, so maybe I'll run into you sometime :) @rh48hr: Thank you honey! Also, you are HOT as hell!!! I bet you've got a ton of regs :) @Rlionheart: Nope, no catch! I promise :). @sharkhunter: Thank you! Writing/reading about dancing is one of my favorite things to do (besides the dancing itself, LOL), so I'm glad to know someone thinks I'm good at it :). Also, sorry about the lack of pics: I can't show my face because there are literally no people OTC who know about my night job, so I have to be really careful about that. But, I do have some new pics, and will continue to post more in the future :) @mjx01: Thank you! I'm glad you like the pics (there are more to come)! @GoVikings: Thanks so much! Maybe I'll see you one day, as I've heard MN actually has a lot of good clubs to work at...any particular favorites? @Dougster: I'd love to meet you too :) Hopefully, I actually can one day and give you a dance (I'd LOVE to dance across the U.S. someday!)
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