reviews (1)discussions (4)articles (0)comments (6) 20 y/o dancer, located in Seattle, moving soon back to Texas! I've danced before at Baby Dolls in Dallas, hope to work there again soon, along with The Lodge, The Men's Club of Dallas, and Dallas Gentlemen's Club. I have also danced (briefly) at the Mitchell Brother's O'Farrell in San Francisco. :)

What I Look Like-by Candy

Race: I'm Caucasian, specifically, a mix of French, Italian, Irish, Cajun, Spanish, Norwegian, white Russian, Portuguese, Brazilian, a little bit Puerto Rican (except my Puerto Rican ancestors/relatives are all pure Spanish, with blonde hair, light eyes, and pale skin, so I don't know if it counts...but I do have a pretty round bubble butt!)

Height: 5'3" (I'm very fine-boned, and have a naturally light build, but I come from two tall families, and would have been about 4 or 5 inches taller, as I was always one of the taller kids in the class as a child, a tall baby, etc.-but I was diagnosed with scoliosis when I started puberty, began consuming tons of caffeine on a daily basis when I was 9 or 10, so I stopped growing at age 11 :(. However, I've got the frame of a taller girl, and have really long legs, fingers, arms and toes, and people always tell me that I look so much taller when I'm not standing next to them).

Weight: 105-110 lbs.

Eye Color: A weird mix between grey/dark blue/green

Complexion: Naturally pretty fair, without any moles or freckles, escept one or two. When I'm dancing, though, I usually get a great airbrush tan (thanks to the wonderful Sequoia Leopold at Flawless Beauty Bar!), but never go too dark-just a nice healthy golden glow. I don't have any tattoos, either, but I have a navel piercing and tend to wear dangly belly rings about 99% of the time. Of course, I also have pierced ears (one hole in each lobe).

Hair: Upon occasion, I'll dance in a high-quality wig, hairpiece, or fall (but I NEVER wear extensions since they're horrible for your real hair!), so I can see what it's like to be a blonde without going to the trouble of changing my real hair. Sometimes, if I'm having a bad night, I go to the dressing room, change my bikini/dress/shoes, and put on my hairpiece, and I instantly make 3-4x more than what I made in the last 3 hours, all within 15 minutes of changing my appearance! My hairpiece is made of human hair, so I can curl it, straighten it, crimp it, etc. I'm kind of obsessed with blonde 90s pop starlets, so my fall is butt-length, dark caramel blonde with golden and honey highlights with a little brunette mixed in. I can't figure out how to link images, but my hairpiece basically looks like Britney Spear's darkish-blonde color that she had in the late 90s, and also looks a bit like Jessica Simpson's late 90s hair-honey blonde with tons and tons of highlights, from caramel to golden, even to dark brown!
I actually dance in my real hair most of the time. I take excellent care of it, so it touches the top of my butt without split ends, and is also superthick and naturally curly. My natural color is REALLY weird, but I've gotten lots of compliments on it. My hair is naturally multicolored, and is a pretty even mix between golden brown, honey highlights, and an auburn/golden shade. I'll post a pic soon because it's so hard to explain. Oh, and I have long layers, and extra long sideswept bangs.

Body: My measurements are 35-22.5-36, my bra size is 30DDD (they're real, btw), shoe size is 6, clothing size is almost always 0, XS, 2, S. I don't mean to brag, but like most dancers, I work out A LOT, and I'm obsessed with getting perfect abs, and to a lesser extent, a good butt, because my natural bottom is actually one of my favorite features.

Other identifying characteristics: I wear lots of pink and white, and people say I resemble Baywatch-era Carmen Electra, Capri Anderson, Faye Reagan (adult film stars), Adriana Lima, Olivia Wilde, Miranda Kerr (facially), Izabel Goulart, Shana Zadrick, Irina Shayk, Sofia Vergara, and a few others, but I don't think I look as pretty as any of the aforementioned girls!

UPDATE: HEY Y'ALL, I'M FINALLY BACK-SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOR SOOOOOO LONG! I've been super busy since Xmas with school, my other job(s), family stuff, and planning a wedding (not mine lol) that I haven't been able to get on TUSCL but I've missed everyone and it's good to be back. Hopefully, I'll be on more in the future- in addition, I broke my laptop a couple months ago and in the meantime have been using computers at the university library, which block sites like this, unfortunately- but I'm getting a brand-new laptop later this week. I have some great news, too: though I haven't returned to dancing yet (and I miss it SO MUCH!), I've been taking time to work on my modeling career, and I returned from Las Vegas a couple weeks ago for a photoshoot/article appearing in the one and only original American gentleman's magazine...drumroll, please...Hugh Hefner's PLAYBOY!!!!!!

I'VE WANTED TO BE A PLAYMATE FOR ALMOST HALF A DECADE AND NEVER, IN MY WILDEST DREAMS, DID I IMAGINE THAT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN, BUT GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS ;)

I haven't actually made it to Playmate status yet: I was posing for a T & A pictorial with two of my 1,000+ coworkers for a piece about tentatively called something like 'Beauties And Bikini Baristas' which will appear in either the October 2012 or September 2012 issue of Playboy. At the three-day shoot, two of Playboy's casting directors spotted me on separate occasions and told me I should consider pursuing the title of Playboy Playmate, even though I'd missed both open casting calls earlier this year. I was initially hesitant, as Playmates are required to appear full frontally nude, but decided that I probably wouldn't make it in anyway, so why not? I did a quick test shoot, the casting directors sent my photos back to the corporate headquarters, and I figured that was that. However, I got an email a few days ago from one of the casting directors saying I had "a pretty good chance of making it to Playmate status", and that she'd keep me posted in case I had to do any more test shoots or travel to company headquarters, etc. But just now the other casting director just called to let me know that Hef HIMSELF had seen my photos and really, really liked them!!!!! Apparently, I have about a 95% chance of being Miss ______ 2013!!!!!

I am moving back to Dallas in a month and plan to start dancing there again, at Baby Dolls, The Lodge (once I'm old enough...21 seeems SO far away lol), Cabaret Royale, The Men's Club, and any other clubs in the north Texas area that I discover (also, if you know of ANY fun clubs in any part of Texas, I'm going to be doing a lot of traveling, so I would absolutely LOVE it if you could give me any suggestions! Thanks, Candy xox <3). For the remaining month that I'm here, I would love to dance at a few particular Seattle clubs, mainly Little Darlings, DreamGirls (the SoDo one, not the one at Rick's), maybe Sands Showgirls, and possibly the Deja Vu on 1st in downtown Seattle. Unfortunately, I'm slightly strapped for cash as of late, with all of the traveling I've been doing and will be doing in the next few months, preparing for Dallas, tuition, my new apartment in Dallas, and the car I'm buying once I get to Texas-so I'm not sure that it's within my budget to purchase a $135 entertainer license, especially if I'm only going to be working for six weeks, and one weekend a month (I have to make monthly returns to Seattle for a few different reasons. Not to mention the fact that I live with my family during vacations, and my mom has no idea that I still strip, and would have a complete heart attack if she found out! So if I decide it's within my budget, and either move in w/ a friend or tell my mom I found a job as a graveyard shift waitress or something, I hope I can meet everyone in TUSCL who lives in the Seattle area! If I do end up dancing in Seattle, I'll tell y'all my stage name, plus when&where I'll be working. I'm going to post more photos soon, but for now, I'll put a brief physical description of myself up, in case I run into you :).

Also, I'm sorry I haven't been on TUSCL for almost six months now-I've had a lot going on in my life and took a brief hiatus from dancing, but I'm panting to start again once my move is finalized! Thanks so much for all the great messages I received while I was gone (I promise everyone that messaged me will get an individual reply, even if it takes me a really, really, really long time, so I'll try to go superfast, and in the meantime, please be patient! Thank you-xoxo Candy <3)!