Comments by looneylarry (page 10)

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    12 years ago
    dancer of the year 2012
    2012 has been slim pickings. Lots of mediocrity, no memorable gems.
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    12 years ago
    ButterMan
    Indianapolis
    Anybody ever lose a stripper?
    Every time you see a dancer, there is always a good possibility that it will be the last time. They don't warn anybody usually of major life changes. Car breaks down and child care shuts down, cousin who was watching kids left town after meeting a biker, had a run-in with the management and was booted. There are always big changes that pop up, unforeseen to her and to you. Even when you have contact info, it can change in a snap. She's off to Vegas or Chicago or something. The only source you'd have is her co-workers, and they may not know. And they won't tell if they didn't really like the girl.
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    12 years ago
    tumblingdice
    South Carolina
    To all of you.....
    I don't fall into any of those categories, but what is the purpose of coming on here and trying to insult people? You're not Don Rickles. You're not even Andrew "Dice" Clay.
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    "Hey, watch my stuff".
    It has happened rarely. If I wasn't going anywhere and I wanted her to come back, I'd agree to it. One time I agreed to watch the stuff and she took off to do a lapper for a regular and another girl came by. I pushed girl 1's stuff aside and had girl 2 sit down. When girl 1 came back, I handed her the stuff and she wasn't happy, but that's how it goes. I do think that it is comfort and trust with a dancer you know well. And some marking territory. But it also might be a feeler to see if you want to be marked yourself, if you want to be exclusive with her. You can always say no, and you can make the decision on a case-by-case basis.
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    12 years ago
    Tragedy.
    No, Stiletto (and you know I love you with a burning non-STD love), I wasn't really advocating teachers packing heat. Or grocery store clerks. Or theater concession stand workers. I think teachers have their hands full as it is. I would rather a school district hire a teacher based on his or her ability to motivate and educate young people instead of their ability to hit a target at the range. Or their prior military basic training. Or the fact that they once saw Red Dawn and thought they could do the same thing. The stuff we used to do to our teachers, I'm glad they didn't have ready access to a firearm.
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    12 years ago
    trpterp
    District of Columbia
    If she asks, do you have to tip in advance of a private dance?
    Revo, good point. If you have already paid $100 for the room and the dancer pulls that crap, I still say you shut it down right away, then walk right over and ask for the $100 back from the manager. If they want to know why, tell them. My guess is that they will give it back to you and they will admonish the dancer. You can then recycle the money for a VIP trip with another dancer. If they don't give it back, you walk out and you forget that club forever.
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    12 years ago
    Tragedy.
    There will be the predictable responses from the gun rights guys who will say that this stuff will continue until we have everybody packing heat all the time everywhere. I don't know who that will help, other than gun manufacturers. Should elementary teachers have mandatory target practice? Should we arm every second grader? The gun industry will lay low for awhile. But when somebody attacks them about how they can produce mountains of firearms, they will play the victim and then scold their adversary for denigrating the lives of all the innocent victims in CT. It is all so old, old, old. The NRA has been proud of their record of stealthily knocking off any political opponents and they actively cultivate a reputation of power that is above and beyond their real numbers. They have even talked about leaving their political opponents dead in the grass in the middle of the night. I guess they fancy themselves as political ninjas.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    breaking up is easy to do...
    Ha, "didn't realize she blew it". Two different meanings.
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    12 years ago
    breaking up is easy to do...
    Boogie, got it. You're saying that she already lost you. Then my response is a word of caution to anybody else that reacts like Pavlov's dogs to getting a text. Glad you saw through it, and she didn't realize she blew. I am assuming that you meant $200, right?
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    12 years ago
    breaking up is easy to do...
    Keep in mind that texting is about the easiest thing for a stripper to do. It takes far less time than a quick bathroom break. They are even better at it than those people that win the texting contests at the ballpark. And you are not the only guy she is texting. So it took all of four seconds for her to knock out a text to ask you to come in. The potential payoff for a four-second text makes it well worth her tiny sliver of time. She may have sent it while she was doing three other things. The insisting on a tip after each time is your clear signal. You *may* step up your game to get a little more from her, but hot chicks in upper-end clubs have enough dumb whales to fill in her lost income from you. Just the way it is.
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    12 years ago
    trpterp
    District of Columbia
    If she asks, do you have to tip in advance of a private dance?
    At any point that happens, you bail. If it is at the table, on the walk back to the VIP, as you are sitting down into the comfy VIP couch, as she is getting her clothes off, as she is crawling into your lap, before the first song starts. . .bail immediately and walk away. She will probably change her tune quickly. If you have already paid your entry-to-VIP fee and pre-paid the dances with the mama-san, then hold your ground and politely remind the dancer that you will pay the tip, if any, after the completion of the dances and the tip will be commensurate with the quality of the dance(s).
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    12 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Strippers get it on.
    Vanessa Starr is her REAL name? She was born to strip, I guess. Clubber, who *don't* you know?
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    12 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Everybody admit it...
    Juice jumped the shark a long time ago. On ignore.
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    12 years ago
    4 women charged with prostitution, client lists seized in raid of Coventry Towns
    gmd, there's some Louisville girls in there. Hope you didn't lose your provider in this sweep. Heather looks pretty good, but looks like she has a few miles for just being 29. If I did outcall with her, I'd be able to tell it was her when I opened the door and she had her head tilted to the side. Must be her signature move.
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    12 years ago
    carolynne
    The bigger you are the better
    who can tell?
    Carolynne, that pic may as easily be you as Caroline Kennedy. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now. And I'll think about motor-boating and Russian nights. Regarding the topic: I do think that nearly all of the moaning and panting by the dancer is artificial. Appreciated, but artificial. I do think there are some rare instances where the dancer does cum, and I think the tell-tale signs are the wetness and the "accidental" feel of it. She looks a little sheepish and sometimes whispers a little apology. Then I think that she never meant to do it, it just happened.
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    12 years ago
    ATF becoming more and more affectionate
    No doubt, carolynne, you love the cash flow generated by your custies, and you may even see them in a favorable light, and a couple you may even have some warm and fuzzy feelings for. But nobody is shitting anybody--you create the fantasy, we play along, the cash changes hands, and the beat goes on. Pretty simple. I am not bitter about it. Should the guy who jumps into the tiger cage at the zoo be pissed that the tiger tears off one of his arms? No, its just their nature. The stripper with a heart of gold is just a Hollywood invention.
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    12 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Foot Fetish ?
    I can see maybe foot massaging as one piece of foreplay, or a little kissing or something. Even a little well-timed playful grope of my package with her foot. But I don't understand the nylons tied around the dick, the humping of the stiletto (our Stiletto, yes), the smashing of baby chicks under a woman's foot, and all that other nonsense. When you can't get it up unless you have to go off the charts with a shoe or a stocking or something? I don't get it.
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    12 years ago
    By Far the Best Day to Go to the Club
    Shill review (but what's the angle?)
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    12 years ago
    It's Official,I am a PL
    Oooof, that one hurts. Could have been one hell of a vacation. Those girls thought the world of you. . .that night. And no doubt will gladly embrace you the next time you stop in. Bucket list, yes, but the problem is that the more you look back on it, the more you'll want to relive it. Not quite like a fantastic trip to, say, Nepal where you cannot easily or realistically replicate it. Here, the next time you walk back in to the club, you'll entertain thoughts of hitting the big score again. Dangerous territory.
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    12 years ago
    she_is_covfefe
    Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
    Let's talk about big boobs
    Here's a new angle for this thread: I had a fav who had what looked like nice, perky naturals. But once you did a hands-on inspection, it was a well-done boob job with partial bags that were embedded underneath. The result was the nice natural Cs were lifted up and given a showcase, maybe kind of like lifts in your shoes or something. Could that be the best of both worlds? Especially if the small implants were tucked way underneath so that you could barely feel them.
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    12 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Something the World has Never Seen Before
    Stenton, I'd kill for a HJ in the car. Harrydave, are you back in the States now? Jackslash, looks like you found a keeper. Esta, seems like there's a little edge to your comment. When you turn 60 yourself you may change your tune.
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    12 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Levy Tran
    I don't think the tats help her. It is all too busy and they are distracting. If she was completely bare, her assets would really shine. As it is, it is like an explosion of freeway billboards.
  • discussion comment
    12 years ago
    Ever had a friends wife come on to you
    Before I got married, was having a good time on the beach with a girlfriend of my now-wife's. Always had liked her and we joked with each other a lot. We had had some wine, and it was just the two of us for a half-hour or so. We reached that point where we just looked at each other, there was a pause and we leaned in closer. I wanted her and she wanted me and we thought about it for a few seconds. But didn't. I now think back about how if we had done it that night, on the sly, on the blanket on the beach, it would not have ended well. Her loyalty was not to me, she would have sided with her "sister" and it would have blown up. To this day, I always think about how things aren't what they seem at the time and will most likely implode according to Murphy's Law.
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    12 years ago
    Every Hooker Needs One
    WTF? *vag lips
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    12 years ago
    Oh well
    Ha, who didn't see that one coming? Kid began rummaging through his dad's research as it sat in piles at home and got so twisted that he later snapped.