Costumes
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Candy's pos about the school girl outfit reminded me of the single not test costume I've ever seen a dancer wear.
It was in a local place, Bottoms Up, maybe five or six years ago. She wore a nicely pressed, good quality man's button down Oxford style shirt, with the tails hanging to about halfway between the bottom of her butt cheeks and her knees. Her hair had that sexy missed up "just woke up" look that must've taken her an hour to get right. Although, given the girl, she probably *had* just woken up.
And she wore absolutely nothing underneath it...
It was in a local place, Bottoms Up, maybe five or six years ago. She wore a nicely pressed, good quality man's button down Oxford style shirt, with the tails hanging to about halfway between the bottom of her butt cheeks and her knees. Her hair had that sexy missed up "just woke up" look that must've taken her an hour to get right. Although, given the girl, she probably *had* just woken up.
And she wore absolutely nothing underneath it...
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My favourite dancer costume is the evening gown accompanied by fuck-me shoes, not the ridiculous stripper platform stilettos. Even a simple little black cocktail dress will get my motor revved up nicely.
@ George, that dancer outfit would be hard to top.
And I find it mind boggling how most women, who spend their lives reading about and dealing with fashion and makeup and all that kind of stuff, are so freakin' clueless when it comes to dressing to please a man.
Like I said in another thread, thankfully there are some women who "get it". Not many, but some. And they care enough to try.
Personally, I would fucking cum in my pants if a super hot girl wore what George described. Oversized dress shirt, nothing underneath? Holy crap. And a super tight evening gown on a hot girl...double holy crap.
I see hot outfits so rarely here in LA that I can't recall a really hot one recently. Although one of my favorites, an older, super hot, high mileage queen with an insane body and huge tits, sat down next to me wearing a simple wife-beater t-shirt, real tight and kinda see-thru, and you could see where she just took a pair of scissors and cut it just just below her super hard nipples. No bra, just those big nasty bare tits under that soft, tight t-shirt.
And here I am with my jaw to my knees, fantasizing about the upcoming $10 lap dances where I'd reach under that little t-shirt and wrap my hands around those big nasty tits.
Yup, the civilian girls wearing the hot little black dress. That's another insanely sexy look. The girls that spend the time to find out what guys like to see them wear are the best strippers. I know that constantly taking clothes off and then putting them back on gets tiring, but we do like the visual.
Sexy Cop
School Girl
Naughty Nurse
French Maid
Cowgirl
Naughty Teacher
Dominatrix
Belly Dancer
Burlesque Queen
Los Vegas Show Girl
Sexy CEO – Bad Girl
Indian/Pocahontas
Biker Chick
Bad Girl Beauty Queen
Gothic Punk Rocker
Sailor
Little Bo Peep Gone Bad
Pirate
Waitress
Crazy Sexy Hair Stylist
Daddy’s Little Girl
Jungle Girl
Vampire
Customized Costume
That You Dream UP (Additional charge depending on how elaborate)
I swear, I am in love with that girl, and I've never even seen her in person. But just some of the shit she says should be made into a stripper textbook.
There is one you didn't mention. When I was in Atlanta, she did the "I have the flu." one. :)
Edible is a nice idea...
However, I HATE BRAS !!!! Geezus, what is it with you women that you're always wearing bras??? Yeah, I know the physics of the situation, but damn, most clubs I go to all the girls are wearing some sort of bra or bikini top. IT SUCKS !!! Well, unless it's like a teeny tiny slingshot bikini or something.
But that's not the point...
BRAS SUCK !!! They're rough to the touch, they cover up the good stuff, you get none of the great visuals of bare tits and hard pokey nipples under her tight shirt and stuff. I hate them with a passion.
OH FUCK YEAH !!!!
And with the nipple poke-age?? Holy crap, it's insane.
I remember many years ago, during some of my first strip club visits in LA, and I was at a fairly low mileage club that had some decent chicks. One night I was there and out from the dressing room came this insanely hot Asian girl with a super tight, nasty body, long straight black hair down to her waist, she was "Asian import model" hot...and she was wearing a black fishnet body stocking that covered her entire body. Nothing else, just a body stocking and black stilettos...the kind with gold metal heels. Awesome. And big gold hoop earrings.
And she comes and sits down next to me, and I'm staring at her eraser nipples poking out of the fishnet, just freakin' mesmerized. Got a low mileage lap dance, came in my pants almost instantly (I was young...)
Then a few days later I came back, hoping to see her. She was there, different outfit. She came and sat down, and shyly I asked...
"Um, y'know that fishnet bodystocking you wore the other day? Umm...do you think you could go put that on for me?"
She was so sweet, she got this big smile, and excitedly said, "Oh, sure, I'd love to" and hurried off to the dressing room. I love girls like that.
Needless to say........