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WTF! Is this the same girl?

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toysales
I thought I had found my new ATF. Not a 10 but most of the features that I like. On my third visit with this particular stripper I make this particular comment "I bet your great in bed" and her response was "You can find out". So I take her up on her offer. We agree to meet after hours at a hotel close by. It took her an hour to show up but at least she showed. In non strip club lights I get a good look at her. Hair that looked seductively wet was actually greasy, beautiful skin in the club was not as smooth under good lighting, nice teeth in the club were actually as yellow as butter and stretch marks appeared that I had never seen before. WTF! Has this ever happened to you?

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avatar for Clubber
Clubber
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12 years ago
Nope! My ATF and every fave I've had were perfect anywhere, anytime. :)
avatar for grand1511
grand1511
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12 years ago
Sounds like that Seinfeld episode where his GF looked completely different under different lighting situations.
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girlmoneys
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12 years ago
Strippers are like vampires
You don't want to see them outside in the daylight
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shadowcat
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12 years ago
There is a reason why the lighting in clubs is always dark.
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motorhead
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12 years ago
@grand1511

My first thoughts too!!!!
avatar for lopaw
lopaw
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12 years ago
Yeah - I get to see some scary-ass shit in the ladies room at club. Sometimes it makes me wanna go pee in the parking lot rather than risk seeing some of these heavily made-up dames under florescent lighting.
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harrydave
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12 years ago
The lady is probably thinking the same thing. But she's not there because of your rugged good looks.
avatar for deogol
deogol
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12 years ago
"Strippers are like vampires
You don't want to see them outside in the daylight"

LMFAO!
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looneylarry
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12 years ago
Kind of like the bathroom scene in "The Shining" where Jack Nicholson's character walks into the hotel room and the bathroom door is open. He sees the hottie in the bathtub and she gets out and slowly walks toward him. They kiss and she turns into the hag-witch-ghost thing and he stumbles away in horror and she follows, cackling.
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rh48hr
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12 years ago
Did you fuck her?
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toysales
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12 years ago
She said I had her for an hour and could do most anything that I wanted. We had a shower first. I just wish I had a tooth brush and tooth paste.
avatar for mrrock
mrrock
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12 years ago
And then you woke up from the nightmare?
avatar for Revo
Revo
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12 years ago
Well what happened. Did you fuck her? Did you kiss her?

How was it?
avatar for Stiletto25
Stiletto25
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12 years ago
Harrydave- Yep Yep
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
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12 years ago
You were In bazarro world...
avatar for Dougster
Dougster
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12 years ago
Happened to me a few times when I started OTC'ing. Since, they've looked as good OTC as ITC.
avatar for Pablo Antonio
Pablo Antonio
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12 years ago
I think I look a little closer before I commit.

Not sure how she looked that bad and you didnt notice after 3 visits?
avatar for motorhead
motorhead
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12 years ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

But dark clubs help (and beer)
avatar for harrydave
harrydave
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12 years ago
Mororhead - "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"

There, fixed it for ya.
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motorhead
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12 years ago
^^^
Very funny. Classic!!
avatar for rickdugan
rickdugan
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12 years ago
Once, about four years ago when I took a girl out of a club in Baltimore. She looked great ITC but was obviously getting a ton of help from the dark lighting in this club, which was on the Block. She was also one of the worst lays I have had from a club, go figure.

With OTC, like anything else, some experiences will be better than others.
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Tiredtraveler
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12 years ago
"From Dusk Til Dawn" LOL
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10inches
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12 years ago
never on OTC, but did have similar situation with dancer in the parking lot. inside the club she was hot, but saw her another day when she was coming to work (held door for her) she looked totally different without makeup and hot outfit
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tumblingdice
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12 years ago
Happens every time I sober up.
avatar for carolynne
carolynne
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12 years ago
who's surprised???
avatar for sinclair
sinclair
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12 years ago
Turn the lights on and/or see them without make-up: you might be downgrading a 10 to a 6.
avatar for carolynne
carolynne
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12 years ago
black lights, stage fog, and pounding music have a slimming effect on you guys, too.
avatar for rh48hr
rh48hr
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12 years ago
Every time someone posts pictures of strippers who are arrested, we always talk about how bad they look and why would someone be sleeping with them. Its the same thing here, take away darkness, make up and sexy outfits and you might not like what you see.
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