I thought I had found my new ATF. Not a 10 but most of the features that I like. On my third visit with this particular stripper I make this particular comment "I bet your great in bed" and her response was "You can find out". So I take her up on her offer. We agree to meet after hours at a hotel close by. It took her an hour to show up but at least she showed. In non strip club lights I get a good look at her. Hair that looked seductively wet was actually greasy, beautiful skin in the club was not as smooth under good lighting, nice teeth in the club were actually as yellow as butter and stretch marks appeared that I had never seen before. WTF! Has this ever happened to you?
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Nope! My ATF and every fave I've had were perfect anywhere, anytime. :)
Sounds like that Seinfeld episode where his GF looked completely different under different lighting situations.
Strippers are like vampires You don't want to see them outside in the daylight
There is a reason why the lighting in clubs is always dark.
@grand1511
My first thoughts too!!!!
Yeah - I get to see some scary-ass shit in the ladies room at club. Sometimes it makes me wanna go pee in the parking lot rather than risk seeing some of these heavily made-up dames under florescent lighting.
The lady is probably thinking the same thing. But she's not there because of your rugged good looks.
"Strippers are like vampires You don't want to see them outside in the daylight"
LMFAO!
Kind of like the bathroom scene in "The Shining" where Jack Nicholson's character walks into the hotel room and the bathroom door is open. He sees the hottie in the bathtub and she gets out and slowly walks toward him. They kiss and she turns into the hag-witch-ghost thing and he stumbles away in horror and she follows, cackling.
Did you fuck her?
She said I had her for an hour and could do most anything that I wanted. We had a shower first. I just wish I had a tooth brush and tooth paste.
And then you woke up from the nightmare?
Well what happened. Did you fuck her? Did you kiss her?
How was it?
Harrydave- Yep Yep
You were In bazarro world...
Happened to me a few times when I started OTC'ing. Since, they've looked as good OTC as ITC.
I think I look a little closer before I commit.
Not sure how she looked that bad and you didnt notice after 3 visits?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
But dark clubs help (and beer)
Mororhead - "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"
There, fixed it for ya.
^^^ Very funny. Classic!!
Once, about four years ago when I took a girl out of a club in Baltimore. She looked great ITC but was obviously getting a ton of help from the dark lighting in this club, which was on the Block. She was also one of the worst lays I have had from a club, go figure.
With OTC, like anything else, some experiences will be better than others.
"From Dusk Til Dawn" LOL
never on OTC, but did have similar situation with dancer in the parking lot. inside the club she was hot, but saw her another day when she was coming to work (held door for her) she looked totally different without makeup and hot outfit
Happens every time I sober up.
who's surprised???
Turn the lights on and/or see them without make-up: you might be downgrading a 10 to a 6.
black lights, stage fog, and pounding music have a slimming effect on you guys, too.
Every time someone posts pictures of strippers who are arrested, we always talk about how bad they look and why would someone be sleeping with them. Its the same thing here, take away darkness, make up and sexy outfits and you might not like what you see.
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