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10 years ago
Only one night in Vegas...If you are a country boy, Palomino is probably more your style. City slickers will prefer the Rhino. City folk who are claustrophobic will prefer Sapphires. All the other clubs are generally more for locals or full of ROBs.
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10 years ago
Bottle ServiceThere are establishments in Frisco TX with bottle service?!?
Bottle service is key in places that are too crowded with no available seats or a long line for non-bottle service patrons.
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10 years ago
big natural tits and thin waistNatural breasts of that size can become rather saggy very quickly. The phenomenon looks more dramatic on small, thin girls. The best bet is at under 21 clubs where a young dancer may have just recently grown her large mammaries.
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10 years ago
"Dirtiest" Locations for ClubsCarson City? The only decent strippers to be found will be working at the legal brothels.
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10 years ago
mitchell brothersBring 1/2 to a full G in order for adequate funds for the two of you. If you simply say the name of the country's largest social networking company, you get a discount.
Crazy Horse is pretty low quality and the high rollers don't go there. I always thought MPs were for lower class folks, plus I don't like As in general.
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10 years ago
Vegas Strip TripNude clubs aren't strong on cash flow in Vegas since they are dry, Palomino in NLV being the exception. Out-of-towners looking to make some quick dough go to the Rhino or Sapphires. Getting prime time shifts may be tough, but quality is much superior to the day or graveyard ones.
$10-20 might buy you one cheap drink at these places. Be prepared to see a grand display of non-1%'s pretending to spend money like it grows on trees.
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11 years ago
trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
The Strange Gift of a SalmonIs this in the PNW? If it is, the salmon gifting isn't that uncommon. It is relatively plentiful in-season and almost used like currency in the back country. I have even heard of it as part of a guy's unofficial official alimony.
I never knew the big deal with Porsche's. They are not rare and not too expensive for almost anyone to acquire one (albeit lower end model or used) at some point in their lives.
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11 years ago
strip clubs without extrasNo extra club girls are generally better looking and more engaging. They are also more receptive to civilian date requests.
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11 years ago
The Most Commonly Spoken Language in Each State Besides English and SpanishWhat's up with the Portuguese in New England?
Are these new Brazilian immigrants, or old school folks that have held onto their roots?
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11 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
When "great" turns into "just ok"That's why a vegan is optimal. I'll settle for a vegetarian if she is very hot. A pescetarian better be able to be mistaken for a supermodel. Girls with looks at their primary value aren't meant to eat meat...
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11 years ago
Happy Mothers DayNope. However a great debaucherous Mother's Day would be to have some fun with a mother and daughter tandem on that same day. Preferably the daughter would be barely 18 and the mother sub 40...
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11 years ago
TorontoDowntown is not too high in mileage, but decent in looks. Brass Rail isn't too bad of a walk/short cab ride away.
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11 years ago
asking for sex in the clubThese better be model/actress quality talent. Seems a little high for SoBe. The cost of living is higher in Manhattan, San Fran or westside of LA; but folks pay less than you stated.
I'd like to think true ballers don't pay for sex. They just spend exorbitant amounts on other things that lead to it...
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11 years ago
Tablets In The Strip ClubPhones/tablets are basically banned in all the clubs in NorCal. I've seen guys thrown out of clubs when trying to argue their case. On the East coast, they seem to be more relaxed on the issue.
Has anybody wandered in with their GoogleGlass?
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11 years ago
Lake Bell and her amazing titties!!!I have seen her in person. She is indeed a very beautiful jewish woman.
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11 years ago
no sleepDeath is your only savior.
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11 years ago
Club with the ugliest dancers?For all the hype Detroit clubs get, they are generally pretty fugly. Once I went to three clubs in an evening and saw maybe one girl that was to my liking.
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11 years ago
Any good recommendations for the Phily area?Parking in Philly ain't that bad. It is much better than NYC, Boston, etc.
Delilah's would be my choice.
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11 years ago
OT:Buffets99% are gross. The best buffet chain may be Soup Plantation, but it has been a few years since I have been to one.
I will occasionally eat at one at a resort though it can be hit or miss. The best one in my recent memory is the one at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas.
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11 years ago
Sport ClipsI used to go to a middle high-end establishment with hotter stylists that was less than $40 for cut and shampoo. Unfortunately they went out of business. I now live in an area where even the cheap haircuts (ie Supercuts) cost ~$25.
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11 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
"Just don't cum inside me, ok?"Old dudes and losers ought to just get vasectomies. The studs that get a lot of action need to train that muscle. If dimwitted pornstars can do it, so should you. True champs can ejaculate on call or go long periods with tantric powers.
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11 years ago
SpinachSpinach is so yesterday. Kale is the new spinach!
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11 years ago
Pornstar Feature ClubsIn my experience, most feature shows are a little overrated and the girls are overly cautious usually with their husband/significant other acting as the bodyguard/manager next to them.
If you want to hang with pornstars, it might be better just to spend some time in LA since most of the industry still works out of the San Fernando Valley. There are even "pornstars" that work as house dancers in the area.
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11 years ago
Liquid lap dance videoDo most patrons honestly ejaculate from a lapdance? I thought only teenagers did stuff like that. I have only accidentally ejaculated from a lapdance once; while my pants were on, my mouth and hands were everywhere on the Eastern Euro dancer.
When I was in my early 20s, I would seek revenge on low mileage dancers by trying to get ejaculate on them and say it was an "accident".
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11 years ago
minnowAny place that interests me.
OT: NBA Playoff Predictions (Tongue In Cheek Stripclub Index)Not an expert on the NBA this year, but based on the respective city's club quality:
Round 1 -
Indiana def Atlanta (ATL clubs overrated, Indy high end clubs are a good value)
Washington def Chicago (only if Balt is included)
Miami def Charlotte (never been to a club in Charlotte)
Toronto def Brooklyn (Brooklyn clubs sound scary)
Dallas def San Antonio (never been to SA clubs)
Portland def Houston (PDX has a riddiculous # of clubs)
Memphis def OKC (OKC has clubs worth going to?)
LA def Golden State (SoCal beats NorCal in looks)
Round 2 -
Ind def Was (Traffic on the beltway to Baltimore can suck!)
Tor def Mia (a close one, but Toronto wins due to proximity of clubs)
PDX def Dal (wins on sheer quanTITy)
LA def Memphis (LA quality hard to beat)
Round 3 -
Tor def Ind (quality/mileage over value)
LA def PDX (actresses/models over hipsters)
Finals -
LA def Toronto
Go Clippers...