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I am going through a severe dry spell here in southern France. My one visit to a club (not really a SC) nearby was unsatisfactory. The escort agency I used last year has disappeared. I am trawling the net but…
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Just came home from the local wine bar where a truly fascinating conversation took place (in four languages so I didn't get it all). And, there is no evidence for anything that follows; just hearsay is what I am reporting.…
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My computer illiteracy is evident with this question. Is there any way to bring up older reviews chronologically after they are dropped off the "recent reviews" list?
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I just checked my emails after a long hike on the Ligurian coast in Italy and I am shocked to report that I have caused one of my favourites in Alberta to be black listed. Dancers in Alberta clubs get…
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I will try again with a note from France. I submitted a blog soon after I arrived here but it disappeared. I added a comment later but it made me seem just pathetic. Remember that I am computer illiterate, totally…
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I am getting ready to leave for my winter vacation in southern France. I am afraid that I am going to lose contact with tuscl while I am away. I have a very sketchy ISP in southern France. Last year…
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Almost nobody came to my condo for candy this Hallowe'en so I spent the evening reading The Economist on the web. Came across this fascinating article: http://www.economist.com/node/17358553?story_id=17358553 Simplifying the thesis, porno surfing increased if the surfer voted for the winning candidate in…
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I met a lady of similar age to me here in Vancouver and I am really enjoying the time we are spending together. No sex just pleasant companionship - walking the seawall, fine dining, good wine, art galleries, theatre, and…
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Back in early September I was chilling out in the local watering hole with the resident rednecks. I had just returned from a visit in Toronto with my Million Dollar Saloon sweetie and I was feeling especially mellow. Conversation turns…
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I do the New York Times Magazine crossword puzzle every Sunday. During a recent SC visit on a slow afternoon I strolled the back booths chatting up the three bored dancers. One of the dancers is doing the same puzzle…
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I am well into the second year of my retirement and I am bored. I have many interests - SCs, gardening, travel, investing, reading, cooking, metal sculpting, wine, occasional oil patch trouble shooting commissions, farm work for my neighbours, my…
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I have thought about this constantly since my entry to the hobby. My preference is the action club scene and this is much more available in US than in Canada. Why? It seems to me that Canada is much more…
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I have stopped submitting reviews for every SC I visit. Now I only submit a review if a club has not been reviewed for months or if I have an experience that is significantly different from what is reported by…
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FINALLY, NHL resumed play last night. My beloved Oilers smacked the hated Flames 4-0 last night. McIntyre knocked out Ivanans with one punch to make the game absolutely perfect. Going to the Garage tomorrow night to see the Canucks kick…
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I just made my first visit to a Vancouver SC. I was shocked at the price of lap dances. $50 with the house dancers and $60 with the one stage dancer I approached. No bargaining could reduce these prices by…
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This has been on my mind since my trip in July through the US Midwest. At one boring rural SC in Wisconsin I got spectacularly drunk and lost complete control of my exchequer. I became infatuated with a hot waitress…
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While I was in business I made uncountable trips from Calgary to Houston on oil business. I always detested the city of Houston and the ridiculous humidity. I would get business done and hop the plane back to Canada as…
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New to hobby - equipment still works mostly when asked to perform. Question is about size. I am not as thick as I was 40 years ago. Will the magic pill restore me to my 20s thickness or is that…
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An Ontario judge just issued an interesting decision. In effect, she legalized solicitation for the purposes of prostitution, brothels, and pimping. Prostitution itself has long been legal in Canada. This judge has given the Ontario government 30 days to convince…
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I just checked the website of my favourite Calgary club to see if a road trip is in order this week. Two of the dancers were sporting particularly outrageous nicknames; "Justin Cyder" "Helen Bedd" Anybody top these with even more outlandish names? I…
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Last night in a blue collar club (and before I had been observed spending on lappers) I was approached for dances by one of the girls. She didn't interest me but we chatted for a bit. I asked her why…
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Barely four months into this hobby I have been "outed" as a SC monger. One of my old oil patch buddies was looking for a place to take some out-of-Calgary clients for some male fun. He googled the Calgary clubs…
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Returning to Rancho farmerart this afternoon, I came upon a young lady with a stalled car on an isolated rural road. She was in a state of tears and was so grateful that a handy old guy like me could…
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One of my hobbies allowing me to kill some time in retirement is metal sculpting. It gives me some exercise and allows me to use my metal bashing and welding skills acquired during my early oil patch years. I make…
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To fend off a hustling dancer I once used this line: "I am gay. Just hanging out with some hetero friends who are off getting lap dances." She quickly retorts: "The way you are ogling Miss Titsy up on stage is not something…
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