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13 years ago
This is hilarious, sam. How do you have the time to find all this stuff?
Sounds like this stripper had the world's most pathetic loser tied to her g-string to get this mortgage approved. Wonder what extras she was providing?
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13 years ago
I know nothing about the bond market - just that it scares me. I have traded forex contracts in the past but not the index you quote. My feeling is that you are late in jumping on the USD. It has already had a HUGE move up against the euro and in recent days has moved up 2%-3% against CAD and Aussie. I missed the highs in CAD, Aussie, and Kiwi by miles when I closed my positions during the winter.
I can see no discernible trend in USD at the moment just volatility piled on volatility. Long term, the debt/deficit nightmare can only have disastrous consequences for USD but that may not work out until I am long dead. For a trader volatility is pure sweetness.
Good luck with your ballsy call but I would watch it very carefully. I have different irons in the fire now (wildcat wells in south eastern Alberta).
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13 years ago
shadowcat:
I haven't been to this place but trojangreg has and his comments about Brandi's mirror this review. There is also a massage parlour, Swedish Touch, one floor away from this club in the same building. By all reports the massage parlour is the equal of the SC in customer service.
I have other spots in Vancouver for 'massages' that are cheaper and much more customer friendly.
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13 years ago
There is little competition for the SC dollar in Greater Vancouver, an urban centre of some three million people so prices are what prices are. After spending some serious coin on a particular dancer (lap dances and shots of Jack) I (or maybe the Jack) was able to talk her into 'dropping' her prices to $40/song for our final go-round upstairs. Pretty crafty of me, eh?
You don't want to know what my expenditures were for the night. I am afraid trojangreg might have an idea. He and I were together for a few hours that night.
Sheesh.......
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13 years ago
Hmmm. Never had a gum job.
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13 years ago
My oath!! I agree with Stiletto25. Some things should not be posted here on tuscl, fiction or otherwise.
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13 years ago
#1 - a,b,c,d,f
#2 - if I can't get all on my wish list in #1, it will be because of unavailability in that particular club.
#3 - more of everything. Somebody please open my kind of club in Alberta.
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13 years ago
This question is never asked in Canadian clubs but, believe it or not, old fat farmerart was asked this one time in a Detroit club last month - I was absolutely flabbergasted!
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13 years ago
Never really thought of this feature before, but last night at the 5 in Vancouver I paid special attention as the girls were walking up the stairs in front of my greedy eyes. I stole your line about "cum catchers", steve, and got a throaty laugh from one of the girls. Got some terrific lap dances and a phone number, too. Perhaps I may have an 'erection' adventure for you later this week.
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13 years ago
loonylarry:
I am not so much a liberal as a libertarian. One of Canada's great prime ministers was famously quoted thusly:
"The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation."
Bingo! That describes my wish for government involvement in matters of choice when dealing with one's personal life - none at all.
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13 years ago
Uh, troop and george,
Regarding photos and computers - how do you get the damn things into the computer in the first place? I have confessed many times to being computer illiterate.
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13 years ago
Say a prayer for POOR farmerart. I just cut an eye-popping cheque to pay my 2010 personal taxes. There will be some Alberta strippers hitting the Food Banks in the coming months, I fear.
@trojangreg:
Don't know how many beers I can afford tomorrow evening at the 5.
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13 years ago
Why not take him alive and strip his brain of all his info?
All reports say that this was strictly a 'kill' operation. Well executed operation in that light.
Kudos from Canada.
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13 years ago
My gambling takes place on the Venture Exchange in Toronto (not playing against the house there).
Not one single tuscl review of any Las Vegas SC has spurred any urge in me to visit Las Vegas for that kind of action.
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13 years ago
Little anorexic for my taste. Sister Pippa and Mommy would get my lap dance money before Kate.
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13 years ago
Long ago I realized that I would never hear my kind of music in a SC anywhere on this planet - classical, blues, 60s rock and roll, progressive jazz. As long as the dancers' performances keep my attention I can easily let my mind ignore the crappy music.
The sole time I brought a dancer to my home for a sexy weekend finally gave me a chance to have my music accompanying the bedroom frivolities. At one point the girl commented that she could do a really nasty dance to the music I had playing. That particular piece of music was Ravel's 'Bolero'.
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13 years ago
I had this one run by me in a Toronto SC about a month ago:
"If you let me into your wallet, I'll let you into my pussy."
I did. And, she did.
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13 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I am new to tuscl - not even a year yet. I have no serious complaints about the site. I am active with reviews, comments, and discussions. The site has been a source of much pleasure for me. One of my reviews was rejected for being too short but since that review was barely one sentence long - fair game.
Don't sweat it, founder
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13 years ago
vince,
As you know, I have prayed at many Detroit area churches - Holy Subi's Pentecostal; St. Bogarts Orthodox, the two branches of The Sepulchre of Brother Henry Hamilton; and The Coliseum of All the Lost Souls.
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13 years ago
So, can I sue Chubby's in Wisconsin Dells and get back the $8k I pissed away when I got so marvelously shit-faced there one night last July? I didn't keep receipts - it was all cash.
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13 years ago
shadowcat,
I am still pretty new to this game so I have to keep traveling. It seems that I always seem to stumble on something better. I also enjoy the hunt and I don't care about the money. And, simply living where I do for most of the year means that travel is essential if I want to pursue this hobby.
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13 years ago
Changed the oil on my F-150, took off the winter wraps from my rose bushes, toured the property on a quad repairing a break in the fence, barbecue on the deck with my dog.
Doesn't mean I didn't think of SCs. It's been three weeks since my eastern blow out and I am getting twitchy again.
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13 years ago
What better way to die than with a hot dancer impaled on my dick, sitting in a SC VIP?
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13 years ago
I am an unattached old bastard, financially secure. I find it is just easier to use my own name; usually my SC visits are anonymous one off excursions. However, there are a couple of clubs in Alberta and Toronto where my name is recognized as a guy willing to spend some cash.