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12 years ago
Titties!!
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12 years ago
That'll be the day that a dancer ties the laces on my grimy safety boots!
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12 years ago
That is an ultra-high contact dance in an Alberta club. Cost would be $30.
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12 years ago
Sheesh, jack.....I've seen Sasquatch many times over the years in my time in Canada's bush country; even saw a busty, but hairy, Mrs. Sasquatch once.
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12 years ago
Ditto......to.....lopaw's........observation.........
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12 years ago
@vincemichaels,
Family reunion took me to Sweden, vince.
Don't get me wrong about Sweden. It is a beautiful country, both the urban areas and the rural areas. I like Stockholm a great deal. English is widely spoken and gorgeous Swedish beauties will distract you just about everywhere you go in the country.
Just don't bother with the lousy SCs.
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12 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Yeah, rick, I've had a moment of 'slippage'.
In Hawaii... last winter.... on vacation...hot willing dancer....drinking wine....warm evening...lovely sunset....secluded lanai...OOPS!!
Six months of blood tests say nothing nasty happened to me.
Whew!!
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12 years ago
Wow, the second thread I have waded through after my vacation is just as inane as the first.
Did every tuscler send their brains on vacation while I was gone on my vacation?
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12 years ago
What a first thread to read on tuscl after a 3+ week absence!
Take out a wad of cash from your account. You are a big boy capable of keeping a handle on a big wad of cash.
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12 years ago
Pimping as a career path? Why didn't I figure that out 48 years ago?
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12 years ago
steve, steve, I worry about you. Ya gotta get out more.
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12 years ago
I find these race questions fascinating. My life has been as white as white can be. I can really make no useful contribution to this discussion other than to say that you must defend your own interests vigorously.
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12 years ago
@boredxx,
It was Club Pro in Vaughan.
The dancer pushed three of the ottoman-like pieces of furniture together to make something similar to a bed. The drawback was that this contraption extended out of the sheltered confines of the curtained cubicle into the common area.
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12 years ago
I did manage missionary once with a compliant girl in a Toronto-area club on a very slow day in the VIP area. Things were approaching the magic moment when two couples walked by us and our display on their way to their own assignations. I was in the serious grunting stage by this time and my girl was whimpering with her eyes closed so on I went to the finale. One of the guys walking past us had wide eyes and gaping jaw as he saw our performance. The other three people had the courtesy (or embarrassment) to avert their eyes.
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12 years ago
I am with georg and gator on this one. I see the merits of rick's position but I do not do the amount of clubbing that he does so I try to maximize my pleasure on my drive-by dine-and-dash SC visits. I am also 63 years old. Time does matter when you reach my age!
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12 years ago
This topic has been hijacked in about 5 different directions.
No stripper has ever offered to leave her BF and move in with me and were she to do so I would decline most emphatically. My meagre experiences with stripper weekends at Rancho farmerart have all been unsatisfactory. Pretty sure not to be repeating those unfortunate episodes. If I get bored in a two day weekend I am sure I would be homicidal in two weeks.
As to the nasty words directed to old rich guys spending money on hot strippers - get a life! If an old rich guy pisses away what seem to be megabux on strippers, let him do so. Chances are real good that what seem to be megabux to you whiny paupers is just insignificant chump change to the old rich guy. Chances are also good that the old rich guy worked much harder and much longer than you ever will.
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12 years ago
I have received e-mail entreaties for money, but I don't hand out my phone numbers. Since my clubbing has decreased as my business has become more complicated even the e-mail pleas are infrequent.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
My feet are EEEEE width. Plays hell with buying shoes. No trouble finding a condom to fit.
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12 years ago
When Canada started circulating $1 coins in 1987 I was pissed and quickly got used to $2 bills. Prior to that the $2 bill was rare in western Canada because of the stigma attached to it. In the early years of western Canada's development $2 was the price of a prostitute's services. For decades in the west it was assumed that any $2 bill had passed through a prostitute's hands and people just shunned the 'filthy' notes. $2 coins started circulating in Canada in 1996, pissing me off all over again. Now, I still hate the loonie ($1) but I am a big fan of the toonie ($2). There is now an entire generation of Canadian strippers that has not seen a piece of paper currency smaller than a fin.
I am off on a long European vacation shortly and have wads of currency for the countries I will be visiting. Be grateful that we North Americans do not have to deal with the small pieces of confetti that European countries produce for their small denomination notes. In another light, I am jealous of the high denomination notes available in Europe. We really do need something similar to 500Euro or 500ChF in North America.
I sorely miss the old pink C$1000 bill.
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12 years ago
@pabloantonio,
2m with the stilettos. I am estimating 15cm stilettos. I suspect her height to have been 185cm but true - she was a very tall girl and her lucky bastard boyfriend was even taller. Perhaps she was heavier than 55kg, but she was very slender though shapely.
For you non metric guys - probably close to 6' tall in bare feet. The lucky bastard boyfriend could have been a basketball centre.
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12 years ago
@Omega22,
georg, rick, lopaw, jester, jack all have wise advice for you. Don't make anything more out of SCs than the purely transitory pleasures that the clubs provide.
There is a big real world out there. SCs occupy a small corner of the fantasy world available to us. Mixing fantasy with reality is not good for your psyche.