Imaginary Road Trip; Large Cash Needs

21 comments

• steve3003

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  12 years ago

  junior: Dougster is your little bastard brother. Be kind to that pimpled fuckhead. Family gotta stick together.
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  Not to worry Steve. If you are as smart, good looking and wealthy as the Fraudster you won't need money, you will get it for free. For the clubs you will probably need lots of imaginary coke and skittles that look like painkillers.
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  To answer your question though, you need to go with diamonds. Gold bars are too cumbersome to throw on stage (think the dreaded Canadian Loonie), and you want to limit your cash access to as little as possible like the Fraudster.
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  Might as well pretend to be a rapper and throw in a bunch of coke too.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Take Dougster with you, he seems flush with disposable cash.
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  Lol, this will be a fun read.
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  Steve 3003, who said anything about Dougster? Some weird connection between you two?
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  The Roman's used to use salt for money But that kind in the blue box with girl walkin' in the rain fir like 70 cents. Get a 1000 times return on your investment
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Nice! I officially have haters. (Hey, fuck 'em, don't need nothing from 'em...)
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  Fraudster, if you just realized you have haters here at TUSCL, you really are a dumb fuck.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Tittybrain doesn't know the definition of haters but talks out of his ass nevertheless. Too funny! Don't even have to insult the guy myself now. Is determined to insult himself.
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  steve229, I'm going to have to lock up my stash of LSD. You are tripping. :)
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  Doubloons. Definitely doubloons.
• rickdugan

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  12 years ago

  Deja vu.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  I'm imagining that I'm not reading this shit
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  Wow, the second thread I have waded through after my vacation is just as inane as the first. Did every tuscler send their brains on vacation while I was gone on my vacation?
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @steve229: You should give me all of your real cash. Then I will return it to you as imaginary cash so you can use it on your vacation. Just send me your bank account information, I'll take care if it.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  A thread by Stevie-boy described as "inane"? Who would have thunk it?
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  farmerart, it's OK, steve229 asked me for some aspirin. I pointed to the bathroom and told him to get some out of the medicine cabinet. He took some of my LSD. He's OK, I got him some methedrine. He's flying around town fixing things. :)
• thesamurai

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  12 years ago

  This message board has gone epic downhill this year and is no longer useful to gain info. This place is good for nothing but flame wars now. But then, with members like Alucard who beg for cock in their asshole, it shouldn't be unexpected.
• gawker

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  10 years ago

  Bitcoin