Hey guys. Planning a big imaginary road trip. I'll need lots of (imaginary) funds because not only will I be visiting all the top strip clubs, but when I get to Vegas I will be hooking up with Kate Upton (woo-hoo!)
So what do you guys think - cash, gold bars, or uncut diamonds?


junior: Dougster is your little bastard brother. Be kind to that pimpled fuckhead. Family gotta stick together.