Stripper leaves BF for customer.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
So I'm talking to a favorite yesterday and one of her girl friends stops by to talk. She is all jazzed because she is leaving her current BF to move in with a customer. My comment to my favorite was "that is like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire". We joked about her quitting her BF and moving in with me.

Of course I was joking. I don't even want a civilian moving in with me.

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steve229
12 years ago
"she is leaving her current BF to move in with a customer."

Damn, shadow, just think of all the PLs you've given new hope to!
motorhead
12 years ago
My guess he must be rich.

Several months ago, a friend of my current favorite kicked her boyfriend out of the house for a custoner. The BF was a skilled factory worker and made a decent wage. But he lost his job.

So she starts hooking up with a wealthy customer who is more than 30 years her age. He gives her a car. Takes her to Vegas for a couple of weeks. Story doesn't end there. For reasons that aren't clear, she quickly dumped the millionaire and is back with the old BF.

I'm not sure if the moral of the story. But if all strippers are golddiggers, then why did she blow her opportunity to be with old money bags.
vincemichaels
12 years ago
And to think they said it couldn't be done.
steve3003
12 years ago
@motorhead: one possibility is that the old balding guy stopped putting out. In my experience, with strippers it's hard to maintain a sugar baby relationship cause they bug you incessantly bout money. OTC transactions are OK, but the sugar daddy/baby thing is about fantasy and constant overt whining (mostly about small sums) kills it in a hurry. Daddy stops putting out, baby leaves. Strippers seem to have difficulty getting over the short-term payoff hump. Much less so with other types of providers including bar girls, higher end escorts, and, more recently, professional sugar babes. These girls seem more likely to have some college education and that seems to make a difference in their outlook/approach.
jackslash
12 years ago
The boyfriends that strippers leave are generally not very good. Tattooed, pierced, unemployed, drug addicted, sexist, dumb. A customer with a steady job and common decency can look pretty good, even if he's 30 years older.

But a stripper will seldom stay with a customer for long. Why? Because strippers like guys who are tattooed, drug addicted and dumb. That describes their fathers, their brothers and all their boyfriends. Strippers are comfortable with men who are their male counterparts.

Before people jump on me, let me say these are broad generalizations and that exceptions exist.
steve229
12 years ago
"But a stripper will seldom stay with a customer for long"

You can take the stripper out of the strip club...
Clubber
12 years ago
vm,

Maybe we should reserve a reception hall for Mr. and Mrs. sc!
Clackport
12 years ago
I knew it was possible! Lol
shadowcat
12 years ago
Clubber - We discussed the fact that my 4 bedroom house would still leave a guest room for you or VM. :)
she_is_covfefe
12 years ago
Jackslash-I do not set up for losers, thanks very much; I don't mingle with guys that are tattooed, drug addicted and dumb. Thanks again for another generalization. But yes, I am comfortable with a male counterpart: I feel most comfortable with a college educated man and/or with a man who did time in the military. And no, I would never leave my spouse for a customer; I'll just milk the customer ITC, it's easier and less drama that way.
vincemichaels
12 years ago
Dang, shadowcat in the master bedroom with his babe, Clubber in his room with "G" and hmmmm, I'd have to meet someone at Follies. LOL PARTY ON !!
shadowcat
12 years ago
Vince - She has a sister. :)
vincemichaels
12 years ago
Even better !!
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
@motorhead: Your supposition that it was the *stripper* who dumped the *millionaire* would appear be based on facts not in evidence. While it's certainly a possibility, it's also possible, and arguably more likely, that the millionaire tired of the stripper and kicked *her* out.
farmerart
12 years ago
This topic has been hijacked in about 5 different directions.

No stripper has ever offered to leave her BF and move in with me and were she to do so I would decline most emphatically. My meagre experiences with stripper weekends at Rancho farmerart have all been unsatisfactory. Pretty sure not to be repeating those unfortunate episodes. If I get bored in a two day weekend I am sure I would be homicidal in two weeks.

As to the nasty words directed to old rich guys spending money on hot strippers - get a life! If an old rich guy pisses away what seem to be megabux on strippers, let him do so. Chances are real good that what seem to be megabux to you whiny paupers is just insignificant chump change to the old rich guy. Chances are also good that the old rich guy worked much harder and much longer than you ever will.
motorhead
12 years ago
George.

Me bad. You are right. I just assumed "she" dumped him. I guess I couldn't get past the idea an old guy would dump this hot little number. :)
sharkhunter
12 years ago
I don't really like generalizations that much either. Most people are on the look out for something better whether that is a boyfriend, girlfriend or a job.
Clubber
12 years ago
vm/sc,

That sounds real scary!!! Suppose we accidentally saw one another!

vm,

I think I have lost (they've disappeared) "G" and "C". :(
gatorfan
12 years ago
When she ditches the new guy for another customer I bet she says the same thing
EarlTee
12 years ago
Generalizations are always wrong.
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
@EarlTee: Including that one? :)
steve3003
12 years ago
"Me bad."

I play tennis with some youngsters (30-) bout half my age and some of these fuckers kept saying what sounded like "my bad" which I first didn't understand. Most of them are fucking toffs which explains their toff speak. Minor difference but never heard them utter "me bad" yet.
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