"As for Missy, let's just hope her boyfriend also has big feet."
Which reminds me of these classics from "Predator":
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." [Billy stares blankly] Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" [Billy stares blankly] Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was... [Hawkins pauses, then trails off] Hawkins: ... big as a house
Bigger man does not equal big penis. Ive seen big menrentals with the smallest penises, I'm talking tiny tiny, and I've seen small men with huge penises. I prefer them somewhere in the middle.
Also guys, remember womens sizes dont equal a mans. Her size 13 women's is going to be a couple sizes smaller than a mans 13
I thought women and men's shoes were "sized" differently. Not sure, since I don't buy women's shoes. Well, I did once, Harley boots for the SO, but I don't recall the sizing aspect.
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This is one of those correlations that are not causes. Bigger men will, in general, have bigger feet and bigger penises.
As for Missy, let's just hope her boyfriend also has big feet.
Which reminds me of these classics from "Predator":
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins: ... big as a house
Just take a good look at her crotch in those Skin Tight, form fitting suits that swimmers wear. What do your eyes tell you??
Also guys, remember womens sizes dont equal a mans. Her size 13 women's is going to be a couple sizes smaller than a mans 13
:))
Wait... :(
FML!
I did not know men's and women's shoes were measured differently. I thought a size 13 was universally a size 13.
I'm glad you don't buy women's shoes Clubber. Lol