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Urban Rumors: Foot Size

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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Everybody has heard the myth (?) that men with big feet are well endowed.

17 year old American female swimmer Missy Franklin has size 13 feet. That has to be HUGE for a woman.

Wonder what that correlates to.

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shadowcat

Anybody check to see if she has a dick?

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steve229

"Everybody has heard the myth (?) that men with big feet are well endowed.'

Hmm...does that mean GMD buys his shoes in the children's department?

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jackslash

"that men with big feet are well endowed. "

This is one of those correlations that are not causes. Bigger men will, in general, have bigger feet and bigger penises.

As for Missy, let's just hope her boyfriend also has big feet.

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Corvus

Maybe she has a huge clit.

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steve229

"As for Missy, let's just hope her boyfriend also has big feet."

Which reminds me of these classics from "Predator":

Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

[Billy stares blankly]

Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.

Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

[Billy stares blankly]

Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...

[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]

Hawkins: ... big as a house

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sandyman

You know what they say about men with big feet..........they wear big shoes.

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she_is_covfefe

So, I should have a dick 'cause I wear size eleven...

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farmerart

My feet are EEEEE width. Plays hell with buying shoes. No trouble finding a condom to fit.

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lopaw

size 13 feet? I wonder how long her tongue is ;-p

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Alucard

"Anybody check to see if she has a dick?"

Just take a good look at her crotch in those Skin Tight, form fitting suits that swimmers wear. What do your eyes tell you??

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georgmicrodong

Yeah, I've heard of it. Bunch of fucking lying bastards thought that one up, that's for sure.

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Stiletto25

Bigger man does not equal big penis. Ive seen big menrentals with the smallest penises, I'm talking tiny tiny, and I've seen small men with huge penises. I prefer them somewhere in the middle.

Also guys, remember womens sizes dont equal a mans. Her size 13 women's is going to be a couple sizes smaller than a mans 13

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Stiletto25

I dont know where my smartphone came up with manrentals but I kinda like it

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georgmicrodong

Sweet! Now all I gotta do is get there!

Wait... :(

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Prim0

As a guy with size 15 shoes...I can tell you...it's not always true.

FML!

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Clubber

I thought women and men's shoes were "sized" differently. Not sure, since I don't buy women's shoes. Well, I did once, Harley boots for the SO, but I don't recall the sizing aspect.

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gatorfan

It's big dick equals being a big dick

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motorhead

You can't say TUSCL is not educational.

I did not know men's and women's shoes were measured differently. I thought a size 13 was universally a size 13.

I'm glad you don't buy women's shoes Clubber. Lol

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shadowcat

Here is another myth. "You can tell the size of a woman's vagina by the size of her mouth".

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she_is_covfefe

Women's size are two sizes smaller than a men's size. For example, if I was to buy a men's shoe for me, I'd buy it on a size eight or nine.

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Ermita_Nights

In Canada they use Imperial shoe sizes. Art's EEEEE shoes would be EEEEEE here.

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