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11 years ago
@londonguy,
Have you ever walked the Cinque Terre trail? That is where this happened. It is a lovely area of Italy and not a difficult hike, at all. There are so many neat restaurants in the five villages along the trail.
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11 years ago
Could I get the same results if I start tipping with pieces of my metal sculpture?
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11 years ago
I just don't get this American fascination with Hooters.
The triumph of advertising over good taste?
Hooters food is dreck. Hooters girls are wildly over-rated.
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11 years ago
I was once the interloper in this scenario.
I used my bux to snatch a dancer away from a table of young beer drinking jocks monopolizing her time. Very intimate lap dances followed and a sweet OTC event after the club closed.
I didn't give that table of broke ass jocks any thought at all. If it had happened to me I am sure that I would have been pissed but since I am now a mostly decrepit old fart I would probably just sit and take the indignity,
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11 years ago
I am much like dallas702.
I like museums, art galleries, live theatre, botanical gardens, bird sanctuaries, funky ethnic restaurants; but best of all for me is a good blues bar, usually found in the tavern of a sleazy skid road hotel. I also love to go to farmers' markets and to drive through farming areas if I have time.
And, I have been known to while away an hour or two if I can find a wine bar with a good Bordeaux list.
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11 years ago
The rare times that I have wangled an OTC event in the black hole of Alberta SCs it has always been with a touring dancer from British Columbia, Ontario, or Quebec.
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11 years ago
@Corvus,
No hanky panky on the plane over to Europe. The configuration of the seating in First Class did not allow for it.
@clubber and shadowcat,
My thoughts exactly. It is entirely possible that sweetie was playing me. Whatever the old mamas did say, it really made sweetie laugh. I should have mentioned that these old girls were really old: 75 to 85 year range.
Whatever the case may be, it was a really funky incident; right up there with my first encounter two years ago with sweetie in Club Pro. The woman is pure wanton sexuality. Good thing for me that I see her only 2-3 times a year. Any more often than that and the damn vixen would kill me.
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11 years ago
Really, corvus, F-250 diesel?
You are a man after my own heart. I have been driving F-Series trucks for the better part of 40 years. Funnily enough, I have never owned a diesel. Next go-round I will check out the diesels.
An old diesel mechanic like me could probably still mess around on his own vehicle, couldn't he?
Doing my own engine work is now pretty much impossible on current gas vehicles - fuel injection, motherboards, chips, blah, blah,blah.
Lord...I miss the old days of carburetors, timing chains, and all the rest. Working on engines was fun and easy back then.
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11 years ago
juice, you claim to weigh 400lb. WTF you need a fanny pack for? How do you find the damn thing around that 72" waist?
Do you wear the fanny pack around your wrist?......around your thigh?........around your dick?
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11 years ago
Currently, I like 43 year old voluptuous multi-lingual sexually aggressive Hungarians.
Check back with me in a year; this may have changed.
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11 years ago
Provincial law requires doctors (and any clinic) to report all instances of STDs to health authorities in Alberta, my home province in Canada.
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11 years ago
@motorhead,
My Doc Joanne is a terrific cook. We swap recipes. She gave me her smashing recipe for French Canadian tortiere. I gave her my recipe for garam masala, a recipe shared with no other person to date.
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11 years ago
Sheesh! What's this?
You characters must have been seriously bored while I was away in Europe with my Toronto sweetie.
I wasn't bored.
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11 years ago
SmartCar, lopaw?
Gawd! Those things are boxy and just plain UGLY.
Besides, they don't use much gas. Try to get that dancer to buy the Cadillac Escalade that 10inches mentioned - one of GM's great gas guzzlers.
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11 years ago
I had FS offered to me at a lower price in Arnie's in south Chicago than any FS price offered to me in Bogarts.
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11 years ago
Yes, I do.
I have an excellent relationship with my doctor, a very smart young woman. I 'fessed up to Doc Joanne about my episode of bareback 'slippage' with my Toronto sweetie and received a well-deserved tongue lashing. I followed her directions to the letter re: testing.
Doc Joanne and I talk about my sexual activities during my annual physical and she continues to give me very professional advice about pharmacological assistance. She is very liberal with free samples.
I like Doc Joanne very much.
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11 years ago
My moronic squirter from Mississauga 3 years ago claimed to have made some videos for Vivid and to have been offered a contract to become a Vivid girl. She said she declined the offer because Vivid required her to have breast augmentation surgery. (Not necessary from my experience with the girl.)
I have no idea if her story is true.
I can attest to the fact that she is a genuine squirter, a very prolific and energetic squirter. I can also announce that she possesses the tightest pussy that my good friend, Mr. Wood, has ever had the joy to enter.
But........such an incredibly stupid girl!!
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11 years ago
+1 to duo.
Minis are sooooooooooo cute they are sweetly loveable. I drove one of the earlier models when I was working in UK in the 1970s; such a responsive car to drive and so easy to maintain and do repairs. Also very unreliable mechanically and a very rough ride.
I took one of the new Mini Cooper S series for a test drive a couple of years ago. The thing is still as cute as a blond pig-tailed 3 year old pixie; same basic design as the original from British Leyland 60 years ago; much smoother ride; same responsiveness when driving; much faster top speed.
I almost bought the damn thing as a toy.
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11 years ago
I would pay serious money for a lap dance to the full length of Ravel's Bolero (something over 16 minutes).
To my mind, that is a supremely erotic piece of music.
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11 years ago
I am a serious snob when it comes to whisky and wine. I can't imagine a SC anywhere in the world catering to my specific tastes in whisky and wine.
Beer is an entirely different matter. Any beer that a club sells will be just fine with me.
Whatever alcohol is on offer and any drink specials have zero influence on drawing me into a club.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I spent a sick day killing time by wandering through SW but I have never posted on the pink side. I was surprised to see so many tuscl nicknames posting on the pink side.
The girls don't treat us horndogs very nicely so I am surprised to realize that rick hasn't been banned yet.
How long would I last if I signed up for stripperweb, rick?
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11 years ago
@Lionshare,
2 strippers at the same time? Have you ever done this before? Just the thought of it scares the crap out of me.
You're a better man than I.
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11 years ago
Sheesh, shadowcat, why is an Atlanta guy reading a review of a Toronto SC that he will never visit? I can't slip anything by your beady eyes, you bugger!
New Locomotion is not a high end club. The VIP is public and wide open; you can't be shy there.
mmdv26 is exactly right - my little head took over ALL negotiations. Normal price for FS in the Trinity Group of clubs is $300 or less (songs extra).
I was so horny that my little head insisted on getting busy after I got her price down(?) to $600. There were also a fair number of lap dances. I make no apologies, my first visit to a FS club for well over 18 months.
The busty brunette had her Lotto 6-49 hit that night.
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11 years ago
Lionshare, if you have the cash, go for it.
I have done this twice with my Toronto sweetie, each time at an isolated resort in Hawaii. She griped a little about the no TV, no internet, no cell phone rules of our resorts but that was one of the main attractions of these resorts for me - complete disconnect from my company and employees. Sweetie quickly got over her grumpiness after she got used to the excellent food, lovely beaches, sweet cabins, etc. Within a couple days of our arrival she was initiating the sex - perfectly fine with me!
The first time that we did this I slipped an envelope of cash in her jacket as we got back to Canada. When she found the cash when she got back to Toronto she phoned me and blasted me for doing that, saying that the holiday itself was more than enough for her. Second time we went to Hawaii I took her shopping in Honolulu while waiting for our return flight to Canada. Sweetie loved that! Funnily enough, I got a blast out of that shopping excursion, too.
Later this week when I am finished my Toronto business, sweetie and I are going to Porto-Vecchio on Corsica for another short holiday together. I speak French. Sweetie speaks Italian. We will also be spending a few days in Italy walking the Cinque Terre trail along Italy's Ligurian coast.
I won't tell you the cost of these excursions. Suffice to say that they cost in the multi tens of thousands of dollars. More than worth it to me. I get mentally recharged after a long period of heavy stress work and Mr. Wood gets all the opportunities that he needs to 'blow' off whatever he needs to 'blow' off.
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11 years ago
@MondoGoGo,
I recognize all those names (save for Josie Mandel) merely because I know that they are Canadian. The thing is.....they are not that funny except for Norm Macdonald whose brother is even more hilarious even though the brother is a television journalist. The best Canadian comedy is satirical, ironic, sarcastic social and political commentary delivered with a stone cold deadpan manner. It is also self-deprecating and can be out-and-out slapstick. Names like Roger Abbott, Dave Broadfoot, Luba Goy, Don Ferguson. Cathy Smith, Shaun Majunder, Russell Peters, Rick Mercer, Max Ferguson, Cathy Walsh, Johnny Wayne, Frank Schuster come readily to mind.
Neither country's comedy is better than the other's......they are just different. Our two countries do have different histories and cultures, you know, even though we are very close neighbours.