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JuiceBox69
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13 yrs ago · 1 min read

I drive no not a Honda civic but a subaru

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motorhead

About 240 on a good day

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londonguy

BMW and an Audi, considering buying a Merc

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GoVikings

Vikings mobile

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motorhead

Mr. Winkle

Don't be so coy. THIS is your car

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gatorfan

never under 70

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Alucard

It is in my profile!

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dallas702

I usually drive a car. Sometimes I drive a rental car. Once I drove a rental van. Several years ago I drove one of those big Peterbuilt highway tractors, but only for a few hours. Yesterday, I drove a golf cart for a few hours while my driver was in the bag.

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gawker

Shadow - after surgery I'm happen when I hit 220.

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sharkhunter

Of course no one knows if you're telling the truth or if you describe the car of someone else and plan on ticking off someone who lives nearby.

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sharkhunter

I used to drive a car that had a top speed showing at 150 mph. The chip that worked at limiting speed didn't start working until about 130 to 135. I heard you're really moving at 150 so I wouldn't try that at home if I were you, if you do don't get caught or run into a deer. You might have .04 seconds before it crashes through your windshield.

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sharkhunter

I heard if you're driving a motorcycle at 150 mph, those bugs are hard to wipe off your helmet. Just trying to promote cautious drivers here.

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MojoDojo

A hard bargain!

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Papi_Chulo

10 speed

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motorhead

I drive women crazy

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SlickSpic

An AQH. Why drive when you can ride.

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shadowcat

Slick - Saved by urban dictionary again. AQH

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JacksonEsskay

Mercedes 280C

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crazyjoe

I drive a truck that has an engine part that says this side up

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crazyjoe

Itvhas a bow tie on the front

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sharkhunter

If I was a "smart" dancer I would describe my car and license tag so that all those nice strip club customers could follow me home at night and leave nice presents for me. lol. :) nothing to worry about Of course I'm being sarcastic.

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Corvus

Brand new F250 diesel, 4x4. It's a beauty.

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rell

i have a 2008 nissan maxima i drive to work everyday a 2011 audi a7 that i havent driven in 3 weeks and a 2000 chevy impala that i like to drive to strip clubs in crappy neighborhoods

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farmerart

Really, corvus, F-250 diesel?

You are a man after my own heart. I have been driving F-Series trucks for the better part of 40 years. Funnily enough, I have never owned a diesel. Next go-round I will check out the diesels.

An old diesel mechanic like me could probably still mess around on his own vehicle, couldn't he?

Doing my own engine work is now pretty much impossible on current gas vehicles - fuel injection, motherboards, chips, blah, blah,blah.

Lord...I miss the old days of carburetors, timing chains, and all the rest. Working on engines was fun and easy back then.

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Electronman

A Taylormade R9 but then I often have to switch to a weed whacker or a chain saw to find the ball for my next shot.

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boogieknight369

Ice cream truck. Strippers love me for my choco-tacos bitch!

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mayberrywell

Grey in color Ford Crown Vic with black walls.

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