I paid for my legal weed. A little over $1 K. I'm so grateful for legal weed stores. Liberals have accomplished something useful.
I get a bunch of $2 bills in my change. I later learn that this is a scam. People hate $2s so they dump them all in the tip jar. It's ok. Liberals gotta eat too.
I tell her that everybody's gonna think I got all of these $2s at the stop club. She laughs and tells me about getting $2s on stage. She's a weed selling stripper. My two favorite things. Cute but tiny tits.
Portland is the most chill city in the U.S. Legal weed pushed it over the top. And tons of nude young women. Too many tats sure but you can't have everything.
I seriously like this city despite the liberals.


my grandma gave me a $2 bill a few years ago for "good luck" and told me to put it in the back of my wallet and never use it