$2 bills
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I get a bunch of $2 bills in my change. I later learn that this is a scam. People hate $2s so they dump them all in the tip jar. It's ok. Liberals gotta eat too.
I tell her that everybody's gonna think I got all of these $2s at the stop club. She laughs and tells me about getting $2s on stage. She's a weed selling stripper. My two favorite things. Cute but tiny tits.
Portland is the most chill city in the U.S. Legal weed pushed it over the top. And tons of nude young women. Too many tats sure but you can't have everything.
I seriously like this city despite the liberals.
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What I hate more than $2 bills though, is brand new $1 bills. Buy a beer with a $20 and get $13 in ones back that all stick together. Annoying. First world problems.
Sine I no longer go to PP clubs I haven't seen a $2 bill in a long time.
Liberals want to keep us safe from ourselves, including drug prohibition.
But I don't really see this as a liberal/conservative issue any more. Both parties seem to want to move to more sensible drug laws.
I find I have to tell the cashiers and wait staff how to change me back. Like your trip tot he pot store if never fails they give you bills you don't want.
I love $2 bills
I buy edibles and concentrate which cost a lot more than bud. If I were buying bud it would probably only be $250 or so to stock up.
hey counselor, i like you. you remind me of my retarded little sister in a goofy kind of way so i’m going to let you in on a little secret.
every airport that serves as a port of entry has US customs and border protection agents and now get this, they all have both bomb detection k9s AND drug dogs. and then there is always the chance encounter with local PD with their k9s wandering through the airport.
and in the case of Colorado both the state and the DEA are actively trying to stop domestic smugglers from taking shit out of the state to sell in other states. seems organized crime has moved in and is giving legalized marijuana and Colorado a bad name
now remember me when i need legal representation. no i don’t want you to represent me. i want you to refer my to a "competent" lawyer who isn’t high as a kite.