Comments by Prim0 (page 3)

What the actual fuck?! I'll settle for normal crazy, thanks.

Look.....all politicians have slime in their veins....why else would anyone want to be in that field? They all become richer while in office....it's all crap. What we need to do is apply the laws to everyone, including the politicians. When we're through putting them all in jail, maybe the world will be a better place.

I don't think I ever developed an addiction to t he clubs. Several things have kept me from going....prices were up to $35 a dance....never really came across any extras.....had a wife and kid who was getting older and time wasn't as available....and neither was the money. I need a side hustle or to win the lottery.....then maybe I'd consider going but the family obligations would probably keep it to a minimum. And with that kind of cash, I'd probably go for escorts who could start off a session like a lap dance and then take it all the way to wherever I want it.

I'm a leg an ass man....that said, camel toe isn't usually that flattering. Cleavage is fine too but neither of these really gets me going.

Electra....she looks like she'd fuck the hell out of you.....there's just something in her eyes. Could be a complete put on though. Some of these women look like devils but you get them in the bedroom and there's nothing....they just lay there. They need to have a class in high school on how to be good lovers....for both boys and girls!

Ultimately, everyone involved has the choice to walk away. (Except in some situations which are illegal as fuck) the woman can stop the dance, stop the job and go do something else. There's nothing forcing her to be a dancer. And if a guy crosses a line, she has plentiful security to remove the customer. Can't make the same money at some other job....then you'll have to make a choice....maybe work more jobs...or build up some skills in other areas. But ultimately, you can walk away. The same goes for the guys....at any point you can call it off, stop mongering and walk away. Nobody has a gun to your head making you do this shit. Hell, I haven't been to a club in a couple of years because it hasn't been worth it to me to go.

Living in a college town like CBus....it sure is nice to see all the co-eds rolling back into town. Where the hell are they all summer? Is it just that they're spread out all over so you don't often cross their paths? Do they go to special camps where they can be away from the ogling eyes of old guys like us? What the actual fuck! Anyhow....I'm sure the clubs will get a few of these girls to come dance for some spare pocket change or even enough for a partial scholarship. Too bad my favorite club was bulldozed. :(

When I was working as a bouncer I dated one dancer....but her life was too nuts for met to get involved with...and then I dated one of the serving girls. That went all the way but eventually petered out. As a customer, I would agree that some of the serving staff can be more attractive than the dancers but not always. I think it's the same thing as lusting over female bartenders at nightclubs. You know they're not there trying to hustle you like strippers or girls out for a night of getting free drinks from guys are. They are just doing a job and being generally nice to you. They're so much more real that it makes the other women look worse by comparison.

Welcome to Miami...Bienvenido at Miami. I love that crazy ass town!

I wanted to go a different way as some of the answers as well. I am objectifying the women. I don't want to know them...I just want a simple transaction. I want some good sexy dances for some good green dollars. I want a woman to put on a show of being attracted to me. I want a blowjob or sex or both. I want to play with their bodies and I don't want a relationship.....I just want to pay and move on. I have had relationships over the past 40 years since I was a kid. I have loved and lost. I'm not looking for that at this point. I just want to pay for a service. I imagine that the ladies are doing much the same. They just want to make money and do as little as they have to do to earn it. The problem is probably when some forget that or get in over their heads. They need to know their limits and stay on the right side of them. When you hate your profession and have to turn to drugs and drink to "escape" them, you've probably gone to far or gotten into the wrong line of work. Unfortunately, women are evolved to need feelings from a guy while guys evolved the need to nail as many females as possible. We're not built for relationships....we're built for mating. Women aren't built for sleeping around...they want the best male available and to try and keep him around to help raise the offspring. It's science.

I'm an average married guy who used to hit the clubs more often but hasn't had the time since his kid came along. I'm here to live vicariously through you wonderful people.

One of the funniest things I recall is a guy who just walked into the bar...drunk already. He was a happy drunk though. Kahoots had this little dance floor that was maybe a step up from the ground and the guy just walked in and stepped right up on the little stage and twirled around the pole once. I don't think he made it all 360 degrees before a bouncer had him by the scruff and walked him right back out. He wasn't a threat to anybody but I could see why he had to go. It looked like a scene from Benny Hill from way back in the days.

I'm in Ohio......high contact lappers is about all I can hope for. I have never been offered extras and don't really go for them. So I settle for an LDK and the feelings of shame that come with it when it happens.

Does this include having to take her out on multiple dates with dinner, dancing, drinks, movies and all that bullshit. What about marriage....that has to be the most expensive way to pay for pussy!

SJG......WTF? We really have no choice but to go to 1. Universal Basic Income 2. Strong Public Housing Offering 3. Medicare for all with cost controls 4. At least some basic free college. This stuff is just crap and untenable. You are asking for the government to just give this stuff away....money for not working, housing for no money, medicines and treatments for no money and education for no money. Who is going to pay for all of that? More government debt, higher taxes....and who will suffer? The people who work their asses off and pay taxes. No! This country was based on people making their own way. The idea of the government taking care of everyone is anathema to the constitution. It was written to restrict government from sticking its nose into every free person's business. And look at how far we've gotten away from that! We have to pay the government to own a property...every year....forever?! You want to go fishing....you have to pay the government?! They tax you when you earn money, when you spend money and just about every time that you do anything anywhere. It's crap. It has been bringing down the country for the last 100 years and will only continue to take it in the direction of countries that have gone full socialist/communist and have FAILED! What we need is our liberty back. We need to let the safety net go and let people handle their own shit. If you choose to do nothing, then you get NOTHING. Minimum basic income.....for what? It's the fucking story of the ants and the grasshopper....I say fuck the grasshopper! Oh...and anyone who is against illegal immigration at the southern border is racist. Way to generalize and demonstrate the playbook of the left. If anyone disagrees then they must be anti race, anti woman, anti this, anti that and pure evil. There are people who don't like Mexicans or Latin@s out there just for that reason....but it's not the fucking majority. Anyone with a brain should be against illegal immigration. Those people don't use up resource? What a fucking lie! The kids go to the schools that citizens have to pay for. They use doctors and hospitals that others pay for. They take jobs that others could take, driving down wages if not flat out replacing others from work. But here comes the old....but they take jobs Americans won't do. Do you know why....because they take less than minimum wage to do the job. Take away the 10 to 20 million illegals (of all races) from this country and look at how the employers would have to scramble to find people to work! They will offer higher wages and benefits because they need to attract people to come and take the jobs.....THEY compete for workers (supply and demand). When there's a flood of cheap labor, down go the wages and benefits because the employers can just throw a stick and hit someone to take the job....for less than minimum wage.

1. Most Canoodlings in a 24 Hour Period: One young lady took me to a hotel for my 21st birthday. She was a virgin but we 69ed each other to multiple orgasms at least 10 times. I was ejaculating dust by the time we were done. Another GF in college and I had intercourse 8 times in a night....I had to fake the last orgasm as there was just nothing left in me to feel good at that point. Whiskeydick was involved. 2. Longest Marathon Pussy Eating: Probably the night of 69 above. 3. Most Intense Sex: Sex on the hood of her father's sports car on the side of the freeway just behind some trees. I'm sure we were seen but nobody stopped to give us a hard time. 4. Most Women in My Bed at the Same Time: I've fooled around with one while her friend was in the same hotel room bed. They both had their chance to have me but one was more aggressive and the other didn't seem to want to share. I'm not a guy for "groups". 5. Best Blow Job: The time a virgin told me she wanted to TRY IT. She wasn't great at it but she was enthusiastic. By the time our dating days were over, she'd become quite an expert. But there's just something about knowing that it was her very first time. 6. Most Women in One Day: 3 on the Saturday of my 21st birthday weekend. Birthdays used to be good. 7. Loudest Sex: Meh......I prefer it quiet. 8. Sweatiest Canoodling: Cannot recall any special stories there. 9. Sloppiest Sex: Drunk and high.....girl gushed all over the place (luckily it wasn't my place). She left a huge wet spot on my friend's basement rug where we crashed and smashed. 10. Largest Audience: 0....I don't need or like an audience. While I've had a few really good times back in the day.....it was all fairly boring as I am self conscious about sex. The times I was wilder involved alcohol bringing down my walls a little. There's plenty I still want to do but I'm torn with my sense of self worth that I would be cheating on my wife and breaking my word or sense of honor or some shit. Maybe it's just midlife crisis shit.

You could add in that you are paying so you can do things with the woman you might not normally be able to do. I don't see a big deal in paying for something you want. Is it wrong to go out to a nice restaurant when you or your partner aren't very good cooks? Is it wrong to see a professional (Doctor, mechanic, etc.) to do jobs you cannot do yourself. Sometimes you don't want the hassle of getting all of the raw materials and putting something together yourself.....so you hire a pro to do it for you.

While I'm sure it goes both ways......they may want to consider the direction of the flow of money. It may not be fair but bitching about customers is a good way to lose them.

Wait.....what machine did she put money into?

Don't worry....I think someone could spend a lifetime looking at porn and never run out of new stuff. They are constantly pushing boundaries into the weirdest shit. I'm sure you'll find something you like....just be imaginative.....and be careful....some of that shit can't be unseen. :)

The Equal in the declaration refers to having rights from their creator. We are supposed to all be equal under the law.....not that we are all equal in ability. As for your comment about changing presidents....what has Trump done to treat people unequally under the law? Who is it that says that certain political speech is hate speech but other is not. Who says that there should be laws to protect certain groups but not others. Who is demanding that some social media platforms silence some groups and not others. There is this strange view of reality out there that some people hold that calls for equal treatment but only for the people they feel should be considered equal....and that everyone else should be silenced or penalized. The world is upside down.

Only once have I made out with a dancer.....I was feeling pretty buzzed and happy and told her I wonder what her kisses feel like. We made out during the lap dance but I didn't try to take it any further. I had talked to her most visits but didn't always get dances from her. Maybe we both let our guards down for that short time. I dunno.

I usually check them out on stage to get a sense of their attitude. Lazy on stage generally translates to lazy on the lapper. I'm also attracted to dancers that seem to be having fun. They're usually in a good mood and can end up giving really good dances in private. Who wants to hang out with some woman that's going to complain to you more than your wife does. Attitude, sexiness, style....I think you can get a good idea of what they've got by watching them dance on stage.

From my reading, the prices some of you mention for Toronto escorts is a bit high. I usually see $250 an hour. The big difference I see from there to my area is that the women are so much better looking. Central Ohio has shit for escorts lately. It seems as if the scale shifted dramatically and now what we see as an average stripper is a meth head that advertises. If you want the equivalent of your average escort in Toronto it will probably cost you over $500 and hour and extensive screening. You also have a great massage parlor scene north of the border with absolutely beautiful women and excellent services whereas here there is nothing more than older asian women giving the occasional lousy happy endings. The difference sounds like night and day....from what I hear. I do need to find a legitimate reason to go to Toronto sans the family......if anyone has any ideas.

@mark94 LMFAO!