Comments by Prim0 (page 20)

There have been a couple of shooter girls that put on a fine display of downing the test tube shot...Deepthroating a 6inch test tube then sucking it in and out of her mouth a few times sure got the mood going in the right direction.

I've always thought I looked like Bull from Night Court. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc9rulMwt1rnqspso1_500.jpg

Cbus only rated as high as it did...well...'cause we have Samsung....and he has a bit of a porn problem. Without his purchases figured in, I'm sure we'd be at the bottom of the list. LOL

And make sure you don't put your name to any of these bills! Pay them by all means, but don't do anything to become legally responsible for them.

I'm too fucking old to have 21yr old strippers even interested in my dong!

Never been confused with a body builder myself. I guess its the 12 pack I have hiding my six pack underneath. There is a level in between being a hairy ape and smooth as a baby. I'm naturally hairy and use a couple of techniques. For the back hair...dipilatory creams are good (Nair for men). They basically melt the hair off of you. The good thing is, you don't get any kind of stubble from it. It grows back fairly soft. For the chest...use a trimmer to desired length. If I let mine go, it looks like I have a small furry dog hidden under my shirt. For the pubic area...use a trimmer to desired length. If I let mine go, I can't find my junk! As for arms and legs...only water sports athletes and gay men should be touching those. Rare picture of farmerart... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WsHI3DeqQBA/TAhVPwer5SI/AAAAAAAAAjM/ZoYW2mx6UYc/s1600/hairy7.jpg He wanted to be drawn like one of DiCaprio's french girls! LOL

Yeah...they say "you can't take it with you". But when have you ever known "they" to be right?

About the only thing that turns me off to a lapdance is if they start complaining...about money, personal life, etc. I'm there to be the one who gets the TLC, not to give it to them.

I saw some guy getting a blowjob in what looked like a stalker van outside a club in Myrtle Beach once...never even come close to getting one myself (outside a club or inside for that matter) *sigh*

Dancers with bad body odor. Clubs where all of the dancers are with regulars and there are only the least attractive left to dance. Communal lap dance rooms.

My logical mind sometimes takes over in situations like this.... How the fuck would you be able to get a bunch of guys to coordinate their orgasms with an unknowing couple? Look at all the problems those massive gangbang chicks have getting guys to cum on them!

I can tell you what doesn't work... http://seemslegit.com/_images/275eda2df5f0ea109e790df607e761e4/1654%20-%20pedobear%20seems_legit%20van.jpg

How would this apply to a woman with webbed toes? http://www.philadelphia-reflections.com/images/WebbedToes.jpg

Not that shadowcat needs them or anything...he's just saying! LOL

I had some glass in a drink at a bar once...told the manager...he took the drink off my tab....soooo fucking generous of him. I've not been back and suggest to others not to go there either.

"Brothels if you're in a country where it's legal. Hands down." I haven't partaken myself but I'm sure there are guys that have been to Nevada brothels that would disagree that they are a good value. I'd rather go to Toronto...

I really don't think they care what we tell them as long as we pay.

Never here in ohio...just a little over the pants stick shifting during LDs. I really really really need to get out more.

Forgot Myrtle Beach South Carolina

I never get to go anywhere Ohio, Oregon, Florida, Windsor (though it doesn't count for this list) The list looks longer if you spell out each state!

Happy Birthday...can you start using your AARP discounts at the clubs yet or is that when you turn 60?

"A lot depends on how good the dancers is. If she is good then 20 minutes of a 30 minute VIP trip is just wasted time." Funny, I thought you told me that was your CUDDLING time with the girl! LOL

Which of you numbnuts was it?!

Only with civvies...and that wasn't always good. I"m 6'5"...not a lot of room to maneuver. Getting a BJ while driving on a long trip are fantastic though!