Strippers and Cars

BMW Z4. Strippers love my BMW so much that I no longer have to pay for extras.

During my retirement I bought a Ferrari Testarossa and thought about impressing strippers with that magnificent machine. I have a fascination with speed and the single time I had that glorious 12-cylindered monster wound up I got caught by a horseman. Only a generous break in writing the citation by the horseman allowed me to keep my driver's licence. I'll never forget the rush of the speed thrill of that day but, since I knew I couldn't be trusted with that sexy red beast, I forced myself to sell it. No stripper got anywhere that car.

Now, I am back to my old favourites, Ford's F series of trucks. Strippers have been inside my latest model but didn't seem particularly impressed with it.

This one should be easy.

Immediately rule out C,D, and E. Strippers have little knowledge or appreciation of European performance cars. They're not men. And the Mercedes, Lexus, and Audi are just cars for old, rich, white guys. Not sexy enough.

They know the Ricers from the Fast and Furious movies but that's not enough to impress them.

All the young ones want Escalades. Our status symbol is a BMW of a Porsche. The drug dealers and gangsta rappers have Escalades. Thats what they want to.

A few of the older strippers-late 20s and older-and who actually know their father might be into American muscle. I'm Facebook friends with several girls like that and many of their dads who are my age seem to have their pet 60s or 70s muscle car. Strippers with Daddy issues might relate.

Bottom line - the Escakade. No-brainer. You have to think like they do. What dies Travus Porter drive?

"The drug dealers and gangsta rappers have Escalades. Thats what they want to'

If that is the case, I DON'T want one! I DON't need a drug dealer &/or gangsta rapper shooting at me trying to take mine. LOL

I'll go with MY favorite...And own a Corvette again!

Vettes make em wet. :) The dancers I've taken on rides liked mine.

The short time I owned mine, it turned me on. LMFAO

Ahh...Red on Red!!

Snake, the line "You know what, your eyes are the same color as my Porsche" has always worked for me.

I'm with Art. An F250 or 350 with a camper on the back. Drive for a while, fuck for a while, drive, fuck, drive, fuck.

And yes, the camper should have a heater, a fridge, and a table, in addition to the requisite bed.

It's no use to spend your last dime to get an expensive car to attract women, the ones you'll get like that will expect you spend like a millionaire on them. If you want to get women who aren't nothing but golddiggers, a stock car that you've customized in unique ways is the best bet.

I can tell you what doesn't work...

http://seemslegit.com/_images/275eda2df5…

Anything will work, it's the person that counts. That said, I could always tell just about any woman who I took for a ride, enjoyed my fine machines. I fucked em in my Chevy Vega, I fucked em in my Dodge Omni, I fucked them in my 65 Chevy Wagon, I fucked em in my Ford Mustang 5.0 's (I had 2), I fucked em in my current Vette. They liked me, what can I say.

I think all of the above would work. Alot of strippers in my neck of the wood drive POS's and would be impressed with anything better. I drive category A with plenty of space to fuck a stripper in the back. I am getting murdered on gasoline right now though...$100 or more to fill the tank.

A big suv works, but I prefer my stang. They love the powerful exhaust & strong acceleration. A couple have asked me to nail them in it so they can say they've done it in a stang, but I won't, not much room & I don't want any mess. Opt for bending them over the hood. I just tell'em to put their tits on the racing stripes.

The last time a girl was totally impressed with my wheels, was 52 years ago, when Earl Scheib put a $29.99 paint job on my '49 Chevy.

When I bought my new 5.0 Mustang GT last year, I bought it for me. Yeah the strippers think I am a cool old dude. :)

One word...

HARLEY!

BMW (lyrics say BMW even though the video features a non-BMW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhspmjC…

My car is a Mustang Convertible, but it isn't the 5.0. It cruises really nicely at 110 with a V6 and I average 22 MPG in it.

I'd get me another Corvette, BUT it would be for MY PLEASURE ONLY!!!

If it attracts Dancers, that is a VERY nice side effect! LMFAO

Thats a good question Snake. I believe it has to do on what part of the country or state you live in for example. I live in PHX and theres a plethora of BMW mostly 135i and 335i. To the untrained eye every BMW looks the same as well there is a shit load of Mustangs V6 version, Camaro V6 and SS and Challangers. The city of Tucson is 110 miles away and they tend to lean towards lifted jeep wranglers or lifted surbabans and the abundance of BMW and morden muscle cars are low because of the economy and life style. In El Paso TX and Las Cruises NM If you have a BMW people automoticaly think that person is rich but When I see one in PHX my first thought is how much is that poor sucker paying on his used BMW on interest. The slang for tghose types of guys are called 30K millinore.

Anyways Im in a toss up between a Camaro V6, Mustang 5.0 or Genesis 4.0 turbo. If I had the cash it will be a Ferrari califorina or Veryon.

I'm happy with all the responses. If there are two things guys like to talk about it's hot women and cars, combine the two and look what you get.

@motorhead I think you're right about options C, D, and E. I bet a lot of strippers, except ones from affluent urban and suburban areas, wouldn't even know what a Porsche, Audi, Lexus, or Jaguar was. They'd probably think "nice car", but not be terribly impressed.

I think you guys are right about the Mustang and Escalade being the best options if you want to attract dumb strippers who know nothing about cars. However, I think the best option of both of those would be the Escalade since most strippers strip to hip hop music, and what cars do rappers always go on about? Escalades.

@Alucard. You are definitely correct. A man's vehicle should make him happy, not something he drives with the sole purpose of impressing others. If it impresses members of the fairer sex, then so be it, but that shouldn't be your goal.

A friend of mine was trying to tell me that I should buy a Lotus Evora instead of the Porsche 911 I yearn for someday, because it will pick up more chicks. However, the Lotus Evora just doesn't seem like it would fit my personality and sense of style, so I told him I'm standing by my crush for Porsche.

I would use my car right now a 1967 impala

Im actually not impressed by a car. As long as it didn't come out of the junkyard and is safe to ride in, I don't care. Too many men buy shit they can't afford and the ones who can afford it drive a regular car. You're car says nothing about your true wealth. Plus, if I want to ride in a nice car, ill go buy one myself. What's better than a dude having a nice car? Me having a nicer one

Std25........juiceman loves your words !

"What's better than a dude having a nice car? Me having a nicer one"

Nothing like a little "One-Upswomanship"! What would you buy Stiletto25?

@alucard- oh geez, I have no idea. I'm a big fan of a Bentley.

@stiletto: you just keep impressing me :)

As for the OP... it is totally a function of each girl. Some have a thing for sporty cars. Some only think you're manly enough if you have a truck. Some will only be interested if you got a motorcycle.

I live in the sticks, so POS's, pick-up, and motorcycles would be in the statistical lead in my neighborhood, but I don't think that applies to say Miami Beach.

Pick a car that is authentically you. Civie or dancer, authenticity will do you more good than haveing the 'right' car. With that said, IMO a higher end pick-up would cover the largest rage of 'manly' with 'money.'

Std25 the juice is epic baby ! I need love 2 !

"Some will only be interested if you got a motorcycle"

I am TOTALLY uninterested in ANY woman who would only be interested in me if I rode a Murdercycle!!!

In 30 years in the Operating Room I've seen TOO many totally broken & DEAD bodies from Murdercycle accidents. NO one could PAY me enough to ride a Murdercycle!!!!!!!

@alucard- murdercycle. Isn't that the truth. Too risky for me

"@alucard- murdercycle. Isn't that the truth. Too risky for me"

I've seen the results in the O.R. But We'll NEVER convince "dedicated" riders. Even if they are KILLED on one.

I'm REALLY glad you don't ride Stiletto25! I'd hate to think of your beautiful Body smashed & bloodied! :(

(I'm ASSUMING with confidence Stiletto25, that your Body is Beautiful. LOL)

You drive your Bentley & I'll drive my Vette in our Dreams! LOL

25,

You know you want to get on my Harley, you know it!

I won't debate the merits of riding or not. We each have our risky behaviors, or likely are already dead.

how about the Batmobile or a Winnebago ???

@alucard- that sounds good.

@clubber- I actually used to ride a gxsr. I was good. Did alot of stunt riding and still have all my gear. Then three of my friends were killed within the same year on their bikes and it really freaked me out. I stopped riding for awhile and never got back into it. Then I got a little older (no, not that old) and I don't feel so invincible anymore.
Btw, if its your passion and its something you love, then of course you should do what you love.

I love what I love.

vm,

Back to GILF's? :)

25,

Just a couple of stats...

From a USC study.

Sport bikes made up less than 10% of the registered motorcycles, but accounted for more than 25% of rider deaths.

About 75% of accidents are with another vehicle, usually an automobile. The rest are single vehicle motorcycle accidents.

When another vehicle was involved, the driver of the other vehicle was the cause about 66% of the time. This is the predominate cause of motorcycle accidents. And of these, it is the other vehicle turning in front of the bike.

I would never bungee jump, but I certainly wouldn't tell anyone else they shouldn't. Many told me I shouldn't jump out of a perfectly good airplane, but I did and that broke my first ankle. The other was a bike crash. Oh well! I won't even talk about my fractured skull from a horse accident or getting shot.

As you said, "Then I got a little older (no, not that old) and I don't feel so invincible anymore.", Well I got older, perhaps not wiser or less invincible, but my goal is the same. "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride". :)

This link is dangerously close to being on topic....

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-xdGsKzm…

Does this fit the discussion?

Published on Saturday 31 March 2012 09:00

A search has been launched to trace the culprit of a paint stripper attack on a car in Ironville.

Sometime between 9.30pm on Tuesday, March 13, and 10am the following day, the substance was poured over the bonnet of a car on Market Place, Ironville causing damage to the vehicle.

I would use my current car, 1995 Toyota Corolla. Great discussion thread by the way Snake.