Strippers and Cars
I've been on a kick looking at cars recently and this got me thinking. What is the best car to impress girls in general and strippers in particular? What car do you drive and how do the strippers like it? Which cars do strippers say they think are cool?Let's have a vote. Which car would you prefer to use to impress strippers and other young girls?
A) Big SUV (e.g. Escalade, Explorer, Navigator)
B) American muscle car (e.g. Dodge Challenger, Charger, Ford Mustang, Corvette, Camaro)
C) German sports car (e.g. Porsche 911, BMW Z4, Mercedes SLK, Audi)
D) Flashy Euro sports car (e.g. Lotus, Ferrari, Lamborghini)
E) Luxury Sedan (e.g. Mercedes S class, Audi A8, Lexus LS series, Jaguar)
F) Ricer (e.g. Nissan 370, Hyundai Genesis)
G) Minivan (to ferry all her bastard children around town, of course)
My vote is C, Porsche 911 specifically.
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Now, I am back to my old favourites, Ford's F series of trucks. Strippers have been inside my latest model but didn't seem particularly impressed with it.
Immediately rule out C,D, and E. Strippers have little knowledge or appreciation of European performance cars. They're not men. And the Mercedes, Lexus, and Audi are just cars for old, rich, white guys. Not sexy enough.
They know the Ricers from the Fast and Furious movies but that's not enough to impress them.
All the young ones want Escalades. Our status symbol is a BMW of a Porsche. The drug dealers and gangsta rappers have Escalades. Thats what they want to.
A few of the older strippers-late 20s and older-and who actually know their father might be into American muscle. I'm Facebook friends with several girls like that and many of their dads who are my age seem to have their pet 60s or 70s muscle car. Strippers with Daddy issues might relate.
Bottom line - the Escakade. No-brainer. You have to think like they do. What dies Travus Porter drive?
If that is the case, I DON'T want one! I DON't need a drug dealer &/or gangsta rapper shooting at me trying to take mine. LOL
I'll go with MY favorite...And own a Corvette again!
Ahh...Red on Red!!
Snake, the line "You know what, your eyes are the same color as my Porsche" has always worked for me.
And yes, the camper should have a heater, a fridge, and a table, in addition to the requisite bed.
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When I bought my new 5.0 Mustang GT last year, I bought it for me. Yeah the strippers think I am a cool old dude. :)
HARLEY!
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If it attracts Dancers, that is a VERY nice side effect! LMFAO
Anyways Im in a toss up between a Camaro V6, Mustang 5.0 or Genesis 4.0 turbo. If I had the cash it will be a Ferrari califorina or Veryon.
@motorhead I think you're right about options C, D, and E. I bet a lot of strippers, except ones from affluent urban and suburban areas, wouldn't even know what a Porsche, Audi, Lexus, or Jaguar was. They'd probably think "nice car", but not be terribly impressed.
I think you guys are right about the Mustang and Escalade being the best options if you want to attract dumb strippers who know nothing about cars. However, I think the best option of both of those would be the Escalade since most strippers strip to hip hop music, and what cars do rappers always go on about? Escalades.
@Alucard. You are definitely correct. A man's vehicle should make him happy, not something he drives with the sole purpose of impressing others. If it impresses members of the fairer sex, then so be it, but that shouldn't be your goal.
A friend of mine was trying to tell me that I should buy a Lotus Evora instead of the Porsche 911 I yearn for someday, because it will pick up more chicks. However, the Lotus Evora just doesn't seem like it would fit my personality and sense of style, so I told him I'm standing by my crush for Porsche.
Nothing like a little "One-Upswomanship"! What would you buy Stiletto25?
As for the OP... it is totally a function of each girl. Some have a thing for sporty cars. Some only think you're manly enough if you have a truck. Some will only be interested if you got a motorcycle.
I live in the sticks, so POS's, pick-up, and motorcycles would be in the statistical lead in my neighborhood, but I don't think that applies to say Miami Beach.
Pick a car that is authentically you. Civie or dancer, authenticity will do you more good than haveing the 'right' car. With that said, IMO a higher end pick-up would cover the largest rage of 'manly' with 'money.'
I am TOTALLY uninterested in ANY woman who would only be interested in me if I rode a Murdercycle!!!
In 30 years in the Operating Room I've seen TOO many totally broken & DEAD bodies from Murdercycle accidents. NO one could PAY me enough to ride a Murdercycle!!!!!!!
I've seen the results in the O.R. But We'll NEVER convince "dedicated" riders. Even if they are KILLED on one.
I'm REALLY glad you don't ride Stiletto25! I'd hate to think of your beautiful Body smashed & bloodied! :(
(I'm ASSUMING with confidence Stiletto25, that your Body is Beautiful. LOL)
You drive your Bentley & I'll drive my Vette in our Dreams! LOL
You know you want to get on my Harley, you know it!
I won't debate the merits of riding or not. We each have our risky behaviors, or likely are already dead.
@clubber- I actually used to ride a gxsr. I was good. Did alot of stunt riding and still have all my gear. Then three of my friends were killed within the same year on their bikes and it really freaked me out. I stopped riding for awhile and never got back into it. Then I got a little older (no, not that old) and I don't feel so invincible anymore.
Btw, if its your passion and its something you love, then of course you should do what you love.
Back to GILF's? :)
25,
Just a couple of stats...
From a USC study.
Sport bikes made up less than 10% of the registered motorcycles, but accounted for more than 25% of rider deaths.
About 75% of accidents are with another vehicle, usually an automobile. The rest are single vehicle motorcycle accidents.
When another vehicle was involved, the driver of the other vehicle was the cause about 66% of the time. This is the predominate cause of motorcycle accidents. And of these, it is the other vehicle turning in front of the bike.
I would never bungee jump, but I certainly wouldn't tell anyone else they shouldn't. Many told me I shouldn't jump out of a perfectly good airplane, but I did and that broke my first ankle. The other was a bike crash. Oh well! I won't even talk about my fractured skull from a horse accident or getting shot.
As you said, "Then I got a little older (no, not that old) and I don't feel so invincible anymore.", Well I got older, perhaps not wiser or less invincible, but my goal is the same. "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride". :)
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Published on Saturday 31 March 2012 09:00
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