Comments by Prim0 (page 19)

I try not to people watch at the clubs. I figure that most guys don't want to be seen there in the first place. I do watch the girls though...often to the detriment of my neck as my head whiplashes from one hot view to another.

I think that a lot of it has to do with the club's relationship with local law enforcement. I don't think club management could afford to let the touching rules ease if they know that LE has it in for them. Just be glad you don't live here...where the rules are usually strict and regularly enforced.

Best line.....This nasty crack whore looking stripper with a head like a bastard ape LOL!

Well...it is missing the "I never thought this would happen to me" or the "I never believed those letters until this happened to me" lines.

This is my favorite news reporter: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=560102688

Don't put that pussy up on a pedestal!

Samsung...I thought the same thing. Why oh why can't we have some decent nudes here in the cbus?

It's probably a good move to take over a club next to a new Casino and fix it up. If any guys do have some winnings left from gambling, they'd be likely to spend right there across the street. I really wish this casino would have happened in its original location down town. The west side of columbus isn't exactly a "happening" area.

I've said it before...both parties are wrong in my book....why: Republicans want government out of how you run businesses but want it in your bedrooms. Democrats want government out of you bedrooms but into your business. I want a strong party that will stay out of your fucking business...bedroom or corporate! The problem with government is that it stops serving the people and starts serving itself. I think it will take a major revolution to change things because both parties are out for power and themselves, not for us...the people.

Movie quote: Yes, sir. Were constantly exploring new and exciting areas of crime. And I tell ya somethin’. We better, because there a couple Japanese gangs out there that are going to do it faster and cheaper. These pics made me think of that.

I'll take almost anything any more as long as their willing to use it to give me pleasure. Bus as for a favorite...I like athletic girls! Here are some examples: http://thechive.com/2012/08/23/more-girls-that-worked-hard-for-a-little-attention-45-photos/

Read this one yesterday... http://www.stagsandhens.com/swedish-stag-night-prank.php Check out the picture - nothing unusual. Now read this: In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his Stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night, unlike the typical British Stag party where it's all arranged beforehand and everyone goes out, gets drunk and hires a stripper. The Swedes do it different. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy and go do something funny - and then the fun starts! This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag weekend they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day. Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all. In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden. Imagine the groom's horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him only to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair ... neither did friend two ... nor three ... or four ... Now check out the false beard again ...

Dafuq?

As a guy with size 15 shoes...I can tell you...it's not always true. FML!

The best compliment I can think of is when the girl doesn't just try to run her lines on you (ie "Vanna Dance"). I like it when their straight up with you (ie "Wanna go back and play with my tits"). When they are all business, it tells me that they respect me. LOL

Hey FarmerArt...how about a share or two each for your friends here on TUSCL? If things go well with your next project, we'd each be getting some $s towards our mutual hobby!

If I'm with a girl with a nice ass: http://www.sexinfo101.com/worm.shtml If I'm with my wife: http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-untitled4.jpg

Why is it that Playboy takes the sexiness out of things. I too found it a bit boring. I'd rather watch the old 20 minute workout with the cameramen revolving around the girls through out the show. (They should of called it the "how many times can a teenage boy jerk off in 20 minutes while watching these chicks 'work out'?) In case you never saw it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnM-H7QmWGo

I agree with gator fan and add that they probably love knowing what everyone that comes in is worth. They're probably there looking for potential husbands in the finance industry. Like women who become nurses so they can meet doctors to marry.

Sadly, the closest I've come to any offer of ITC/OTC (Other than an occasional number in my younger, better looking days) was at Rachel's in columbus. It was early afternoon and the girl asked if I wanted to go back for some fun before the bouncers showed up. I declined as she wasn't attractive to me. Fuck my life!...it sounds so pathetic when I look back at my experiences in clubs.

Yeah farmer...I've noticed that my natural gas isn't worth a fart!

I once wore a new belt to the club. It protruded more than my usual belts did but I didn't think much of it. One dancer didn't like it while she was giving me the dance...she punished me for it by bouncing up and don't on the belt buckle...which ended up bruising me underneath. I never wore that belt again! I'm an ass man...so I really like it when they use there ass any way they want on my junk.

We ban smoking because it is an activity that can be harmful and annoying to others around us...hmmmm. Maybe we should ban strip clubs as an industry that can be harmful to the dancers and patrons and annoying to those who have to live near them. Be careful how some might apply your logic to something that you think should be ok for YOU to do but other groups may find harmful or offensive.

I think everyone should hit Mons at least once in their life!

There are also semi-private lap dance booths. A seat with a partition so you don't see what's going on next to you but no door or curtain. A big improvement over the "lap dance corral" you see at some places.