Comments by Prim0 (page 13)

I can guarantee you it is SS...I'm sure they say that to every damned guy they dance for! Me, I'm a grower, not a shower....which sucks.

I like to move around and always sit so I can see the entrances...ya gotta watch your back out there.

Hmmmmm....is this a thinly veiled racist post about AA men and watermelons?

What's hair? Is it that shit that grows all over my body except for my scalp?

I would only give a shit if this had been done by the government. The NBA is private and has its own rules. Whatever they decide to do with him is fine by me.

I recall my first trip to Mons Venus in Tampa...some naked chick with a decent body comes up and tells me I should get a dance from her. I asked why her? "Cause I'm the best" Guess what....she wasn't by a long shot. Lesson learned that night.

To get a BBBJ CIM from one of the hot dancers in the clubs I've been to would be a frickin dream cum true! But I don't see it ever happening to me...I'm just one of those people that cool shit like that doesn't happen to.

I've always like the line.... Marry a woman who can cook. Looks fade, but you always have to eat!

I hate it any time they complain about not making money (I'm surprised they do it as often as they do). Dancers have no idea about customer service. If they would do a good job at selling the fantasy, I'm sure most wouldn't need to beg for cash.

Do we have to wear matching shirts or something? Name tags? How about a secret handshake to identify each other?

Superdude said: Booze, pot and guns in public places. What do we think is going to happen? Probably nothing. Then again, look at where mass shootings have happened...in most cases, a gun free zone. No Carry laws aren't going to stop criminals from doing what the hell they want. Only the law abiding folks stop to notice No Gun signs and follow the rules. I don't think they're the ones to worry about.

I know! I've only had the opportunity to club in Cbus over the past several years. I need to check out those Detroit clubs I'm always reading about!

Skibum...how do you respond to obnoxious assholes that say you're an idiot for even going to stip clubs because they can get women to give them a lapper, bj, bbfs and anything else they want for free? Let's not judge people for their preferences of fetishes, we already have enough enemies out there trying to shut down clubs and get rid of LDs. Everyone has their fetishes and being that this is a free country, they should enjoy them without feeling they have to explain themselves to anyone. I personally have a bit of a lap dance fetish. Sometimes I prefer it better than straight intercourse. Maybe that makes me weird...oh well, guess I'm weird.

I've had one CR dance ever...and that was just to have the experience. It was lame...I think I got more action during regular LDs. Probably won't bother to do one again.

Definitely more important that they have good kegel muscles. Those are the muscles they use to squeeze with. I've had girls with all shapes and sizes, but the ones who know how their own body worked were the most pleasing.

I think this was covered in that Jack Black movie "Shallow Hal".

I think that lap dancer went just about as far as any dancer I've ever had. A little hand action...some fake sucking action and the rest was just grinding. I've just never been able to get more than that out of a dancer.

One dancer I used to see at Kahoots would peel off that thick layer of wax before taking me back for a lapper. I'm guessing she was okay with my sucking her nipples and was courteous enough to give me a clean slate to work with.

Sensual is usually my preference. I want to feel like I'm making out with the chick rather than being ridden by her like a Derby racer!

I've barely had dancers touch my thigh, let alone reach for my crotch while on the club floor. Some have done a little stick shifting during a lap dance....but that's about it. I think the clubs I go to are too uptight!

The only thing that's come close to a dancer coming up and hopping on my lap right away?.....nothing....never...not even close to that happening in the clubs I've been to. I must be going to all the wrong places.

I can barely stand listening to just one of them jabbering away drunkenly...I can't imagine having to do it with 4 of them. Usually look for the girls that I think will give me the best mileage and are also the most attractive to me. I'm often motivated by how they move on stage or how I see them interact with other customers. I'll take a sexy 5 over a hot but uptight 9 any day!

That's the best looking little midget I've ever seen. I wonder how big my cock would look in her hands....and mouth....and vag...

I've been to both...they're overrated in my neck of the woods. The Hooters in Miami, Fla had some beauties working there though.

The Tubes....she's a beauty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_k_VG6Syc