Comments by Prim0 (page 14)

"I do that sometimes. Practice makes perfect. The more you negotiate, The more successful you become as a negotiator." That's what I was thinking....it's always a good idea to hone your skills!

They can do exercises to tighten up their "grip". I love women that know how to do their kegels!

Nobody said Sex Ed!? C'mon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always need a few drinks to loosen me up. It helps me overcome my shyness with the ladies!

Anyone here from central Ohio have Qube back in the day? You could trick it into descrambling the signal for the pay stations with a few magnets. P10 was the adult channel. Giggity!

I love a fit girl over a just plain skinny girl. I appreciate the fact that they worked for their bodies. The problem is, women like that don't go for guys with beer guts like me!

The best...one of the many girls I dated during college. She knew just how to apply pressure with her tongue while DTing. And she was pretty convincing about loving the taste of my cum. Runner up...another girl I dated in college. She was lily white and a vigin when I met her. I took it slow with her and she turned into a great cocksucker! What she lacked in technique and experience, she made up for with enthusiasm. The wife...She used to be pretty good...then she got lazy...now I can't remember my last BJ from her. (Bitch!)

No...LDK does it in his "pants".

I'm a leg man, so the breast size doesn't really matter that much. The most important thing to me is how they dance for me!

I've seen the "Caution: Mexican Crossing" signs in southern California. I thought they were hilarious! The have a silhouette of a two adults and a child running. Here's a pic: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lFoqPaIPMzE/TWfpfIm2QZI/AAAAAAAAKr8/yc6dyorNGfQ/s1600/Click%2Bto%2BEnlarge.jpeg This thread reminded me of this story: 01:33 PM ET 2 people die as bear flies through SUV A bizarre auto accident involving two vehicles and a bear has left two people and the bear dead, Canadian authorities said. Police in Quebec said a 300-pound male black bear wandered onto a road and was struck by an eastbound Pontiac Sunfire. The impact sent the animal hurtling through the air, where it smashed the windshield of a westbound Nissan Pathfinder sport utility vehicle and went out through the back window, regional police spokesman Officer Martin Fournel said. "It was a 300-pound bullet," he said. The SUV's 35-year-old female driver and a 40-year-old man sitting behind her were killed; a 28-year-old front-seat passenger suffered minor injuries, Fournel said. In the Pontiac, neither the driver, a 23-year-old man, nor his 19-year-old male passenger was hurt. No alcohol or drugs were involved, and police are still trying to determine each vehicle's speed in the 90 kph (56 mph) zone, Fournel said, adding that charges are unlikely. "It's a first, there's no doubt about that," he said. "We had similar accident several years ago with a deer going through the windshield and ending up in the back seat, where it injured a boy. He wasn't killed, he was hurt. But it was not like this." It's bear mating season, and many male bears are out looking - sometimes recklessly - for females, so drivers on rural roads should be watchful, hunting guide Daniel Larocque told the Canadian television network CBC. The accident occurred near the town of Luskville, about 25 miles northwest of Ottawa, Ontario.

I guess the only issue I have with the club I frequented the most is the rising dance prices. $20 a lapper would have me there much more often. Somehow, the $30+ dances seem to have crossed some kind of line with me.

LDK....the #5 should've been named after you in the first place! I too enjoy getting dances and really enjoy a dancer who can get me off.

They are probably making enough money doing what they're doing (texting, skipping customers, etc) that they won't make a change. If they were more ambitious, they might try to improve their skills but I doubt it. As you said, it's not exactly a profession that needs much skill to get into. But as with any other job, developing skills often leads to greater rewards.

I don't mind the low lights...they make me look better too!

Left or right....there are rich on each side so I don't see an advantage for either. On top of that, all the money in the world can't really buy you any votes. Each American citizen can go in and cast their ballot the way they feel is right. There's hypocrisy on BOTH sides. What left and right seem to fail to see is the problem isn't which way the government is leaning...it's the fucking government itself that is the problem. Since the founding, the federal government has continued to grab more and more power unto itself. If you're leftist...you want to tell people how to live their business lives. If you-re on the right...you want to tell people how to live their private lives. Me...I don't want anyone telling me how to do any damned thing. Government should only be there to protect those who are unwilling participants of any activities and the under aged. They should help enforce contracts between individuals and protect each persons rights.

I like to keep extra clothes and supplies in my work office. It allows me to change and clean up before I head home. Funny how our dog always knows and sticks her nose straight in my crotch as soon as I walk in the door. Bitches stay together!

When I worked at a club as a bouncer, the idea of the dress code was just to keep out the riff-raff. I usually wear cargo shorts in the summer or jeans in the winter. I did used to have a really nice soft pair of linen pants that were fantastic for lappers but my belly outgrew them.

Grab the back of your pants and tell her you just sharted yourself. Then get up and run to the bathroom! That might do the trick. I think I get what Subraman is saying. We are the ones going in there to spend money. We don't have to provide service to the ladies, they are there to provide us a services for our money. An annoying stripper is like an annoying salesperson at any place. I'm not going to buy a car off of a pestering car salesperson. There's a reason most people don't like to hear the phrase "can I help you find anything" while shopping and usually reply with "Just looking". There just needs to be a balance between salesmanship from the ladies and honest answers from the guys.

There's fat and then there's fat and disgusting. How about the fat ones that obviously can't reach everywhere while washing...and get those darker skin patches near joints or skin folds... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

My fantasy.... My wife suggests we go to the club. She has a great time, gets along great with one of the dancers and asks to bring her home for us to play with all night....and she pays for everything.

"This isn't a fantasy. This is called clubbing in Detroit." And clubbing in the COI as well. When some of us are so used to full service we sometimes forget the poor bastards out there that aren't as lucky." Screw you...I'm one of the people in one of those shitty cities! *pout*

I don't go very often so if I get the chance, the idea is to get some lappers and maybe an LDK! But I'm not so blind that I would get dances off just any girl there...I do have standards. I wish I'd known BBBJBecky was in town...we could've gone together!

Hate to sound like a politician...but I'd be willing to hang out with anyone at a club. I'm just easy going that way. I could be entertained by someone who I totally agree with or with someone who has opposite views. My only issue would be with anyone who drove away the dancers with stupid ass behavior or someone who asked for money. You guys all bring something to the table as far as entertainment, wisdom, experience, humor....it's all good.

I'd love to see these going up at the STRIPPERWEB. Could you imagine the reactions? Girls would deny deny deny about things they did and then turn on each other about how they're supposed to stick together and hustle the men out of money without doing anything but looking good. The explosion would probably be felt as far away as a small earthquake.

Only once and that was several years ago....I was wasted drunk which is probably why I was able to have the balls to even tell her I wanted a kiss.