Comments by 4oureyes

“We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently inhabit taverns and have no self control.” – Inscription, 6000 year-old Egyptian tomb http://www.doctorrishikof.com/teens-today-2/

I'd rather not be at home on Halloween, at least not until after the kids have all gone through the neighborhood. A couple of years ago I went to the local club and got a dancer who may have been a former student. I think she recognized me, based on the "Oh!" I got as we headed back to the dance area. The zombie makeup (with the white contact lenses) kept me from figuring out who she was though, or it might have fueled a fantasy. But the costumes tend to be more for effect than for skin on Halloween, so it is not the best time to go. Add that to the fact that the local club is marginal anyway -- I've gotten fair mileage sometimes, but the official rule is fully clothed lap dances, so it's a crap shoot. It's why I mainly club when I go out of town.

And yet they don't check our underwear. Go figure.

I've had the girl I was with leave her purse with me while she went up on stage. It wasn't accidental (she asked if I would watch it), but it was only the second time I had seen her (I was traveling.)

So, do we need to start a union? Start picketing clubs that charge too much?

Fake boobs are a show stopper for me. There have been occasions that an attractive lady (who I haven't seen naked yet) will talk me into a dance, but if my fingers tell me they're fake there won't be a second one. Fakes often look fine under clothes. Much less often they look fine naked. I've never found *any* that felt fine. Maybe there have been some that were so good I couldn't tell, but I've never felt boobs that I recognized as fakes that made me interested in a second dance. I *am* a boob guy. Don't care about asses particularly (they do fake asses? Really? WHY?) The main reason I go to titty bars is for the titties. But the look is much less important than the feel. And as far as looks go, fake boobs usually aren't shaped right and they almost never *jiggle* right.

I'm 5'6", so even the tiny ones are taller than I am when they're in their stripper heels. So I've never minded a girl who towers over me, I'm used to it. I've had some very nice dances from the tall ones.

Quite a few clubs in the LA area where dances are $30 - $40. Also some that are $20. I haven't seen much lower than that. And even in COI I've never seen even a HJ for $20. In my experience the dances in California are on the high side, not the low side.

*bold*?

Ask her if she would go get that spinner for you. I've had that work.

Don't know if I believe girls who claim to have orgasmed in a dance. There have been a few. On the other hand, the girls who have complained to me that they have to go change their costume because I've caused them to mess it up, that I believe.

londonguy-- the British may make the best beer (or some of it anyway) but they aren't necessarily drinking it. A buddy of mine who is British had to hang his head when he admitted that the most popular beer in Britain is now Budweiser...

I see this in college students now -- I had to tell one student last term that he was being graded at least partially on his writing, and he should avoid "text speech" on his assignments. On the other hand... https://xkcd.com/1414/

Oh, and Les Girls in San Diego had nude waitresses, only it was more like ushers because I'm not sure if they even offered drinks. Geez, that was a long time ago.

Hmm. Everywhere I've ever been you normally include the "I" in the name. Don't you have other freeways that are just numbers? I normally say I-5, not "the 5", and so on. I'll refer to "the 99 freeway" or "the 99" because it doesn't have an "I". I remember when the Jet Strip in LA had topless waitresses, but that was back when the waitresses were all dancers. They'd put down their tray and get up on stage and then pick it back up when they came down. No private dances of any sort available. You want a coke? That'll be $5.

Mmm. Browsers have had this capability for years, but I've been teaching people to never ever use it. For tuscl it doesn't really matter, but I really don't ever, ever want my browser to remember critical websites. I don't even want it to offer. Frankly, I think it's far safer to store it in a cookie for those websites that I want to stay logged in on and typing it in by hand on those websites where there are financial effects or significant PII. I disagree that leaving the cookie out is more "modern." Or maybe it's more "modern," if by that you mean "worse." Last century websites are sometimes better, last decade websites almost always are. I wish the UX "experts" that are responsible for perpetrating Windows 8, Unity, Gnome 3, Firefox 4+, etc. would switch to a better quality of drugs. The ones they're currently taking have completely screwed up most newer user interfaces.

Another thing I noticed is that the login is missing the "remember me" (or "keep me logged in" or whatever it said.) I've had to log in fresh a lot more often than I used to.

When I was in a new town, it was always a challenge finding the strip clubs. I had the best luck looking in the help wanted section of the paper. If they were looking for dancers, chances were that it was a strip club.

I've always hated valet parking, even the concept of it. That said, the last time I went to a club that required it (Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys) the valet made a big deal out of telling me how many girls were there, how to navigate the club, prices, and so on, and made it a pretty pleasant experience.

I had the opposite happen. A dancer recognized me in the club (I think she was a student.) It was Halloween night and all the dancers were in costume. I couldn't get past the zombie makeup, so *I* didn't recognize her, but the "OH!" as she saw me in the light makes me think *she* recognized me.

Also not a big fan of the HJ. Might be related to the number of strippers I've run across who have hands that could double as sandpaper. I've had to stop some HJs because they were too painful.

Hiliter seemed pretty mellow when I was there. My reasons for visiting Arizona have pretty much evaporated, so I may not ever see the place again, but when I've been in Phoenix, that was my go-to place.

There was a time when "view clubs on map" actually showed showed the clubs in the local area. In the LA area, where there are toms of clubs in the entire metro area, the map usually centers a long distance from the area you started with. Bring up City of Industry and you get a list of clubs in COI. (Note that many of the *Near* COI clubs listed are quite far away.) Now click on the "View clubs on map" button. You'll see that the map centers around downtown LA, some 20 miles or more from COI.

Did the time stamp on posts always just give you an approximate, relative time? "X hours ago"? I've always hated that. I like to know the actual time stamp.

It's not necessarily the case that everyone with "a strong preference for tits" insist on large ones. As far as I'm concerned, large are fine, but A or B are better. Natural is a requirement, no matter the size. It's not about how they look, it's about how they *feel*.