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14 years ago
"jubbly-wubblies" "air bags" "fun bubbles" "blouse bunnies" 'voluptousitude"? Are you kidding me? Who is this guy? LOL
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14 years ago
Snooki is a big NO. The Tiger slut is not on my radar. The others would be interesting and worth a romp. I agree regarding Kendra. The sex tape is fun; she is young, giggly, and hot. Even in her current chubby mommy body, she is still sexy and probably works very hard to make Hank happy.
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14 years ago
potheadpl: Ya' did good. Whether you "save" her or not is not the issue. You dealt with her as a real person and gave her sincere advice that she seemed to appreciate. I've given similar advice on several occasions and never regretted it, regardless of how it turned out.
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14 years ago
Regardless how Lindsay does portraying a stripper/porn star/pop icon/whiny anti-porn activist, this film could easily bomb at the box office. The recently released film "The Runaways" about Joan Jett and the 70s all-girl band tanked spectacularly, in spite of two super hot young actresses--Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning--engaged in cursing, drug use, excessive rock posturing, and lesbianism. If this didn't get an audience, what chance does a film about Linda Lovelace have, with or without its train-wreck leading actress?
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14 years ago
I think it depends on the type of club and the way they schedule. Some places have a certain number of girls scheduled, which means that they have place in the stage rotation and are expected to perform. To pad the number of girls in the club, management in these places seem to have a number of semi-regular free lancers (or holdovers from the earlier shifts)who just work the floor doing dances. Since few, if any, clubs pay an hourly wage for the scheduled girls (some used to do this in the old days) I'm not sure how the scheduled girls get anything for their extra commitment if the walk-ins can make just as much money. In more structured gentleman's clubs, all the girls seem to have to get on stage unless they are off doing a VIP, which is usually passed along by the house to the DJ so he doesn't call them when their turn rolls around. In a scruffy little place like Gatsby's in Ohio where the stage is not very important to the overall atmosphere, it seems up to the girls whether they go up more than one time per shift, if at all.
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14 years ago
I tell them I don't want to "overstimulate myself," which they can take any way they want. The flip side of this is sending a good one away for some reason (like when I had a ticket to a shower show that was just about to start) with the intent of actually getting a dance later, then missing connections for the rest of the night.
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14 years ago
I have always been a night time customer, mostly because I hate being in a bar of any kind during the day. However, I must admit that there has been lots of compelling testimony from my brethren here as TUSCL that might lead me to check out some day shifts in the future.
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14 years ago
One of my current favorites, a Psych grad student,shared with me that she is reading "All God's Children: The Bosket Family and the American Tradition of Violence." We usually try to talk about this stuff before or after the dances, but sometimes it filters in, which isn't very erotic.
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14 years ago
I have been underwhelmed by most features, who often seem determined to display skills that are not erotic (i.e. fire-breathing, bubble blowing, etc) to music that is mostly dreadful (the "Grease" Soundtrack tops this category). The 3 to 4 song feature sets usually bring everything in the club to a halt while the DJ cajoles the crowd to cheer and spend money. Only rarely do features live up to hype and often seem more enthusiastic about selling Polaroids, autographed pictures, and copies of their videos than putting on a decent stage show or offering private dances.
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14 years ago
It seems that in addition to some apparently incompatible personalities, much of this bad karma stems from disagreements over politics and economics. We should venture into these realms only where relevant: i.e. how can we keep politics from interfering with the operation and proliferation of strip clubs and how can we increase the percentage of our personal finances we can spend on strippers?
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14 years ago
A place I have recently started frequenting makes the cut right in front of the customer when you pay in advance for the dances. It looked like they took $5 per $20 lap dance and split the $100/30 min VIP room 50/50. I guess this lets the customer know that a tip will be appreciated for good service. I see girls in other places paying after their lap sessions in VIP but I'm not sure what the split is. In one club, the girls apparently keep the $5 table dance fees but pay the club $5 out of $15 for the couch dances. I don't know whether there is a payout to the club on top of this or not.
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14 years ago
"Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad . . . I'm hot for teacher!!"
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14 years ago
After the episode of Undercover Boss where the Hooters CEO watched in horror as his male manager committed horribly sexist acts against his employees, I am shocked that this is even as issue with this company. This girl looks fine. This kind of discrimination supposedly went out in the freaking 1970's. I understand that the employee has to look decent in the outfit, but quibbling over a few pounds is petty BS and should be out of bounds for a national corporation.
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14 years ago
One of my ATF's has a high, squeaky voice that she is very self-conscious about. But she is gorgeous, has a smoking body, is fairly intelligent, and really seems to be a sweetheart. The voice is a minor flaw in an otherwise delightful girl.
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14 years ago
I would happily prefer sharing both the road and my local SC with patch-wearing Harley riders than the 20-something, crotch-rocket, zoom-in-and out-of-traffic-and-disrespect-everyone crowd. The former tend to keep to themselves and respect personal space; the latter cannot resist making a spectacle of themselves wherever they go. I thought the South Park episode had it right but targeted the wrong bikers.
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14 years ago
Man, its tough all over. Pedro took all my pygmy llamas to get their hooves trimmed and they never came back, so I am out $10,000 and stuck with 1000 lbs. of granulated llama food and a pen full of llama shit. (its getting deep in here . . . fertilizer anyone?).
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14 years ago
I'm with you on this one Wallanon. I see too many of these on my e-mail sent by friends with no lives.
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14 years ago
Don't rule out male customer BS as a factor before you mess up your good thing. Guys brag about sex and money all the time, so this guy's claim that he is getting FS for a very low fee may just be self-serving crap. If you are happy with what you are getting for what seems a fair price, I would not blow it based on hearsay from another customer.
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14 years ago
This is truly . . . a wunnerful country . . . sniff!
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14 years ago
Years ago I knew a dancer who was murdered and stuffed into a freezer by the guy she lived with. Definately a bummer. I suspect that due to the fast life some of them lead (and the idiots they deal with on a regular basic ITC or OTC), this kind of unfortunate stuff happens more than we care to know.
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14 years ago
That seems to be the common solution to the vague "nipples covered" law in some Ohio clubs as well. The latex is not noticable at a distance and usually is only an issue when it starts to peel off. Oddly, its use seems to vary from club to club and even from dancer to dancer in places where it is used.
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14 years ago
What we need is for one of the regulars to dress as Tinkerbell and flit around the board sprinkling digital-stripper-glitter-dust on everyone while whispering "we believe in Judy Judy, we believe in Judy Judy . . ."
Any volunteers?
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14 years ago
If you want an example of how strip clubs and elections don't mix, look at the cluster-f**k after the passage of Ohio' draconian law. One group of owners sent dancers to collect signatures on an initiative petition to repeal the law; another tried to get customers to sign petitions to put the law before a referendum. Between the dueling causes and 130,000 "John Smith, Bumfuck, Ohio" signatories, the whole thing flopped and we got stuck with the law.
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14 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
It seems to me that as long as the "self ass smack" and smacking each others asses are part of the stripper repertoire, drunk, immature guys are going to want to do the same. When strippers give customers titty twisters and pull their hair, they should not be shocked to have it done to them. I am personally not aroused by smacking, biting, pulling, or pinching, either as giver or recipient, but if all parties are consenting, to each his/her own.
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14 years ago
"yes" replies gatorfan in a tiny high voice!