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14 years ago
I think both the lack of talent among dancers and the dearth of courtesy among patrons are both at play here. Granted, most girls don't like the stage and give us little to applaud. Occasionally a girl will rock it and get a bit of recognition, but its rare. One thing is for sure--being ordered by the DJ to "make some noise" rarely does the trick, even for feature dancers, who often amp up their show or give away product to the loudest crowd/patron.
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14 years ago
One of my most unlikely girl-next-door students turned out to be both a stripper and a medical student. At last report, she was a new mom, a practicing MD, and still an occasional stripper. Go figure.
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14 years ago
In addition to most of the above, I would add the fake, close to the ear,porn-movie moan that is supposed to convince us that they are aroused. Purring is not much better. We realize that their lust for us is mostly fabricated--we don't need hokey sound effects to emphasize it.
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14 years ago
Did I somehow miss the name of the club in the OP or was it a hypothetical question? From what I can see, SCL is mostly left to the mob to run. There are clubs still listed in Ohio that have not been open for over 10 years. Several of them are empty lots now. Kinda useless unless you like the mean spirited gossip and shameless spamming in the open forum. I prefer the more civilized company I find here.
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14 years ago
Not if you put a little hat on him and make him talk without moving your lips. Wows 'em every time!
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14 years ago
She's old news so I ditched her. Long live the Runaways!!
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14 years ago
Let's try the "Ch . . .Ch . . .Ch . . .Cherry Bomb" chicks for a while. I have my old avatar still available. I promise I'll bring her back for her fans some day!
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14 years ago
I ditched the Paraguayan menace for Cherrie Curie and the Runaways. Let me know what you think.
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14 years ago
Same here, with the shorter "darlin" enphasized so it doesn't sound too hokey. If my feeble old brain can remember, I will always try to use their names whenever possible. A compliment, like "you look quite fabulous tonight" always helps, whether its directed at dancers, waitresses, or shot girls.
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14 years ago
The New Era was not my first SC, but it was my first look at what was once the all nude, sex-show "burlesque" scene that was still going in the 70s. I too was amazed by the contact between customers and performers. I saw Annie Sprinkle give a BJ and shoot ping-pong balls out of her pussy. Marilyn Chambers got busted the week after I saw her for servicing a customer. That bust was the beginning of the end for that place, which closed a few years later. Ah, those were da' days!
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14 years ago
As a part time college professor, I occasionally ran into both male and female students and former students in local strip clubs. Since I was an underpaid lacky, I did not feel too self conscious about my recreational pursuits, so I did not sweat it. A few of the girls were a bit put off at first, but I usually managed to get dances from most of them that ranged from just OK to really hot (although still low mileage by TUSCL standards). With my current full-time position, I am forced to take my exploits out of town, where the odds are low that I will run into anyone from the school or community. When it happened in the past, I usually said "you are working, I am here as a customer, so don't worry about it." Any dancer that works within a half-hour drive of where they live risks seeing people she knows. It comes with the job.
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14 years ago
I'm with quietlion on all responses. Great minds do think alike!!
If any of those skanky Kardashian girls get their hands on Justin, he will pass directly through puberty and into adulthood--thus killing his mercifully short career path as a teeny idol.
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14 years ago
I just want to compliment divadiver on his choice of avatar pics.
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14 years ago
Since Lebron grew up in Akron, he generally behaved himself for the 7 years he was with the Cavs. After all, his Momma was just down the road. Now he's going to South Beach, with Bosh and Wade, who are much more the social "playa's" than the relatively sheltered Lebron. It will be interesting to see if he can stay clean in a town full of easily obtainable debauchery.
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14 years ago
This looks like a chick flick with the stripper angle to get the guys to go. I suspect we'll be disappointed in whatever stripping is done, particularly if Stewart's character is under 18. I finally saw The Runaways with Stewart as a sullen, foul mouthed, butch Joan Jett. It's not a great movie, but I enjoyed it since I saw the Runaways twice back in the 70s. More importantly, Dakota Fanning is pretty hot as Cherie Curie and her performance of "Cherry Bomb" in lingerie is worth at least a bargain price of admission!!!
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14 years ago
I don't have a comment, but I added her as my avatar so I thought I would add her image to the mix.
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14 years ago
The esteemed Professor Ludwig Von Drake adds:
"Dis one iz clearly sccccrewy in hiz head, like dat nut job Himmler and hiz leg-humping Schnauzer, Adolf."
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14 years ago
One has to grudgingly admire her uncanny ability to write exactly the way she undoubtedly talks. For example, one gets the feeling that "manger" for "manager" is not a misspelling--it reflects the way she pronounces the word (tho' "ranget" is most likely a misspelling of "ragged" or "ragget" as in "ragget ass . . . bitch"). Regardless, its a great rant by any standards!!
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14 years ago
Dr Darby's diagnosis of OP(based on the psychoanalytical techniques perfected by Dr. Moe Howard, Dr.Erwin Corey, and Dr.Vinnie-Boom-Bah):
Yoda avatar = mouth-breathing nerd
Use of caps = insecure wanker
Off topic posts = thrown out of Tea Party blogs for being a douche
Reactionary anti-Semitic ravings = closet homosexual in denial
Emotional response to criticism = still lives in mom's basement
Conclusion: Troll--do not feed! Ignore!
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14 years ago
I have generally not tipped for "standard" table or lap dances that had a set price. However, in less formal clubs without a house price or where a table dance (with some contact) is $5 (a huge bargain these days) I will occasionally give an extra $5 or $10 for an exceptional effort or to generate future good will. In a bar full of non-tipping cheapskates, this gesture often works well. I do occasionally reward favorites with an extra $5 or $10 for lap dances just to keep things heading in the right direction. When getting a quantity house rate (e.g. 1 for $20 or 3 for $50) I will add $10 to make up the difference for a job well done.
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14 years ago
Amen, brother!
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14 years ago
How can a governor, regardless of party, NOT sign a law passed by his legislature that deals with a controversial issue like SEX? How does a legislator oppose such an oppressive law at the time it is being debated without becoming known as a defender of SEX (which in the public eye, trumps both the clear constitutional and economic factors in play)? This is the trap that lawmakers are caught in when it comes to regulating adult entertainment. Some do-gooders push for the introduction of a bill, which either dies in committee (as many mercifully do) or, if it has some support, ends up on the floor for debate and a vote. At that point, the legislators start thinking about the do-gooders in their district versus the adult businees owners and employees and must weigh the consequences of supporting one over the other. The adult industry usually loses, since it has no lobbiests and does not represent enough voters. When Ohio's bill hit his desk, Democratic Gov. Strickland noted that there seemed to be no reason for such restrictions, but he nonetheless let it become law without his signature. Really, as a new guy in office less than a year, what other choice did he have?
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14 years ago
Beavis: He said "wiener."
Butthead: huhuhuhuhuh!
Dancer: heheheheheh . . . thud!
I wasn't even sure this was gonna be funny until I bonked the wrong key and ended up with the incomplete message above. Then I was kinda stuck with it.
As far as gmd's original story goes, I think the word "wiener" coming from a middle-aged guy might very well strike a younger girl as funny. Try asking if she wants to see a puppet show.
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14 years ago
Beavis:
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14 years ago
I don't see how you can be surprised by this raid. The idiot law that was passed a couple of years ago in Ohio that shut down adult book stores from midnight to 6AM, banned ALL contact in strip clubs, and mandated that dancers be clothed after midnight originated in Cincinnati with the same bunch of douchebag do-gooders who bitched about the Hustler store down there for all those years. Enforcement statewide has been very lax so far, but if anyone was going to go gung-ho on this it would be the LEA in that backward, Bible thumping shit-hole corner of Ohio. I am sorry, but not shocked, by what has happened to the folks down there. It's just a matter of time before local yokel politicos in other areas see the advantage of rousting clubs this way. Its very depressing.