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Comments by DoctorDarby (page 11)

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    14 years ago
    potheadpl
    Florida
    Newbie dancer was a pleasant surprise
    OK. I'll break up the love fest between you two crazy kids and drag the thread kicking and screaming back to the topic. I like new girls. Even if they aren't very good dancers yet, I enjoy giving them some encouragement and a couple of bucks to keep them coming back. Some of them turn out very well; others never get better or don't return. The ones who stay usually don't forget the guys (or girls) who made them feel welcome.
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    14 years ago
    Sex in VIP room
    It sounds like a Penthouse Forum letter from the 1980s (or 90s or whenever). " . . . the 18 year old blond hitchhiker grabbed my throbbing shaft as the car sped up to nearly 100 mph along the deserted stretch of highway . . ." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just get to the part where you "pump a gallon of cum into her steaming cauldron" so I can skip to the centerfold and commence to fapping.
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    14 years ago
    Former Seafood Restaurant to Become Strip Club
    A short lived but fun place in N. Canton, Ohio became a strip club called the Porcelain Dollhouse back in the 1990s after being a restaurant named Larry and Jerry's Deli for many years prior to that.
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    14 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    how do you tip a girl on stage?
    @txtittyfan: yep! she fall down go boom!!!
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    14 years ago
    DickJohnson
    Illinois
    stripper gonna make me rich....
    Damn! And to think I just sunk my retirement nest egg into Venezuelan Pygmy Llama futures. This guy, I think his name was Pedro, says that when the next round of Mad Cow Disease hits and buries the demand for beef, this tender, succulent Pygmy Llama meat is gonna be all the rage. It was either that or piss the whole enchilada away on lap dances.
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    14 years ago
    Miley Cyrus -- So You Think You Can Lap Dance?
    Gay guy or not, the young wench shows some potential. In her new video, she more or less channels Britney Spears in sound, moves, choreography, and the like. I see good (meaning lewd, decadent, and sleazy) things in the future for little Miley. She can't compete with Taylor Swift for the good girl award, so its bad girl time!! Wheeeeeeeee!
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    14 years ago
    Smooth or Not - Feedback Says To Shave
    I do believe that I would shave my nutsack and dress Little Elvis up in a flying helmet and tiny goggles if it would help get me closer to that fine, shaved morsel!!!
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    14 years ago
    Too good to be true?
    Wallanon--So, I'm guessing you won't be joining us in saving the whales and the singin' of Kume-bi-ya anytime soon? :-) I'm wit ya on that lopaw!!!
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    14 years ago
    Hedge Funds Donate Big to Democrats; Get Exemption from Bank Bill
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
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    14 years ago
    Too good to be true?
    This topic turned out exactly as I hoped it would. We got all three of our female newbees on the same thread where they could share girl-stuff, got lots of regulars to chime in on a variety of subjects, and showed that in spite of our lecherous tendencies, most of us like women who have a sense of humor and can hold their own in a conversation. Cheers all around!!
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    14 years ago
    Too good to be true?
    Hey ya'll! Do I get any credit for fetish_dancer and smokey3334 becoming best buds in this thread? :-) I think I speak for many of us when I say that we look forward to a day where we can see both of you ladies doing your "thing" on a pole somewhere nearby. Glad my theory generated so many fun responses, even if it turned out to be off the mark.
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    14 years ago
    My Night at the Stadium Club
    Damn!! I killed another thread!! Even my new picture didn't help :-(
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    14 years ago
    Nothing but a G-string
    I love this guy! American free enterprise at its finest!!!
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    14 years ago
    Decibels
    Excessive volume is often the result of: 1) a DJ/sound man whose hearing is shot or whose ego is tied to the noise he makes, 2) management's misguided desire to create a party atmosphere, which often also includes DJ's who endlessly shout stupid things ("ARE YOU READY TO PARTY???")at the crowd, or 3) bad speaker placement that blasts too much sound into the seating area. There have been a few times (but not many), usually in scruffy, jukebox clubs, that the volume level has actually been too low, so that the girls dancing on stage, on the bar, in VIP, or at individual tables, can barely hear it.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    JUST TO SEE HOW HORNY YOU GUYS REALLY ARE !!!
    I honestly have no idea who she is. The photo caption is "WSU-86" (Washington State University?) and I DL'd it from some random cheerleader site somewhere. I suppose its possible that she went from one form of exhibitionism to another (ah yes, the hot cheerleader/majorette fantasy--one of my favorites . . .) but the odds are pretty long that it is the same girl.
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    14 years ago
    Do you tell strippers you go to other clubs?
    I let my regular girls know that I go to other places and occasionally imply that things are "different" without going into details. I don't think it works against me other than to identify me as a frequent SC patron and, I suppose to some people, a potential PL.
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    14 years ago
    My Night at the Stadium Club
    For those of us restricted to pasties and/or bikinis for many years, just looking at totally naked young women gyrating in front of us is still a treat! Obviously, it doesn't compare with having them wiggling on your lap, but ya gotta take what the situation (or local ordinances) offer!
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    14 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    The dark lives of strippers
    There also seems to be a connecting thread between strippers, rock groupies, reality-TV bimbos, and other attention-starved females. Women who have experienced drug abuse, bad boyfriends, multiple pregnancies, and similar issues often share a constant almost pathological need for attention and validation from men. Aside from those who were abused as children by predatory adults, some grown women who claim to be victims of various types of abuse were often inexplicably drawn to the very men and situations most likely to get them hurt. That abusive men are willing to take advantage of such vulnerability is inexcusable and horrifying; that so many women blindly stumble from one bad choice to another is just sad. Strippers, groupies, escorts, porn actresses, and others in the business frequently find the validation they crave in an environment they can at least partially control. Although many street prostitutes and victims of sex slavery are lured or dragged into the business against their will, a great many of the rest are trying to make money while getting the attention they still crave, in spite of (or because of) their bad past experiences. Even the ones going to school and trying to improve themselves are often working in a SC to offset a series of bad choices that put them in the hole and led them to a place where both quick money and a safer version of male validation are easily available.
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    14 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    JUST TO SEE HOW HORNY YOU GUYS REALLY ARE !!!
    Um . . . maybe the question is whether we would risk getting mauled by her daddy the Hulkster to do the nasty with his baby girl?! In spite of her Britney Spears wannabe music and vapid style, Brooke has a smoking body and likes to show it off. She would be a fun romp, but you would definitely want to stay clear of her overprotective pappy!!!
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    14 years ago
    The Massage Guy
    I had a buddy who used to give back rubs to dancers (actually, it seems to be his only "game" with any woman) before and after getting dances. I don't know how his dances went and it has been a while since we've been out. I have given a few foot rubs, which many girls really seem to appreciate. I think it surprises them that I am not grossed out by feet. I can't say its gotten me any extras, but has generated good will that may or may not ever pay off.
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    14 years ago
    Slothrop
    Florida
    What was your 1st strip club experience?
    I was 21 or 22, sometime around 1980-81. The Outpost just south of Kent, Ohio where I was going to grad school had dancers during the week and bands on weekends (it has live music all the time now). Country-rock vibe, jukebox for music, all bikini dancers, no such thing as a lap dance. There were still girls doing costumes and strip-shows with their 3 song sets. Met my first ATF there and followed her in and out a bunch of scruffy little factory bars in and around Canton, Ohio for almost 10 years before she retired.
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    14 years ago
    londonguy
    Breathe, breathe in the air
    What would you rate this girl as?
    I concur with the majority--she's a winner. Even if she had a butter face, the body and moves would make up for it. Hell, as long as she kept that hot ass right in front of me, her face would not be an issue anyhow!!
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    14 years ago
    Is upgrading to two dancers worth the extra money?
    I tend to like them, especially in low mileage clubs where the thrills tend to be few and far between. It can turn a rather uninspiring air dance into a much hotter encounter when the girls start breaking the rules with each other. I did a VIP in a higher mileage club with two girls recently that was fun, although the one that had done all the talking turned out to be the least physical of the two.
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    15 years ago
    Teen Girls Dress like Strippers at Prom
    If you happen to catch any of the "Sweet 16" shows on MTV you can see great examples of rich, spoiled kids turning their own expensive and classy events into tacky and slutty spectacles, all with mom & dad's money and tacit approval. The sad thing is that none of them seem to know the difference.
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    15 years ago
    Columbia Police Raid, Shutdown Platinum Plus Strip Club
    The bit about the cops negotiating the prices was the giveaway, but well done!