(with apologies to The New York Sun)
We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of TUSCL:
Dear Founder
I am an 8 year TUSCL member. Some of my little friends say there is no judyjudy. I say, "If you see it in TUSCL, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a judyjudy?
- scatterbrain
Scatterbrain, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds…
Yes, scatterbrain, there is a judyjudy. She exists as certainly as lap dances and champagne rooms and extras exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no judyjudy! It would be as dreary as if there were no little scatterbrains...
Not believe in judyjudy! You might as well not believe in 2-4-1's.


Give me 2-4-1 or give me death! said the great T-paine