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13 years ago
I will confess that I have spent some time as a registered member on Streammate's webcam site and found it to be more like strippers than you might think. Like dancers, the free chat is the tease, very much like the time spent sitting at the table. Some of the Russian and Latino girls who don't speak much English show a lot more in free chat than the American or Canadian girls, but they will also badger you endlessly to "go pvt." There are some performers who are really cool in the free chat; a few have games for "gold" (tips from $1 on up) that allow them to show a bunch more skin in the free area than most. Lurkers in those rooms can get quite a show for nothing at the expense of the tippers (much like the gawkers in clubs that offer table dances out on the floor). Among the hundreds of performers on the site, there are some real charmers who, like our ATFs, draw a bunch of devoted regulars who gather in their "rooms" and spend time and money. It is as addicting as porn and can really cut into the funds if one is not careful. The private and exclusive shows are pretty expensive (from as low as 1.49 to as high as 7.99 per minute)and will drain both your wallet and your balls, since some of the shows are very explicit and pretty hot. The site just introduced "party chats", which allow a bunch of viewers to put in gold (sometimes as cheap as $1 each) for a short show (5 to 10 min) available only to those who paid. This is a real bargain and allows you to sample a girl's hardcore show without breaking the bank (like a 2 for 1 dance). All in all, there are some fascinating parallels with our strip club world, with the main difference being the lack of physical contact between customer and performer. In return, you get a chance to see women of all sizes, ages (literally 18 to mid 50s), shapes, and nationalities doing everything from stripping to screwing furniture (really--there's a porn star who humps her bedpost) for fees comparable to an upscale VIP experience.
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13 years ago
I recall seeing a TV show where the still jail-bait Taylor Swift went to a high school prom with some regular Joe after some sort of contest. She also set another guy up with her hot friend for the evening. It looked like they had fun. Mila will certainly be the belle of the ball with all those Gyrenes. The guy will be lucky if he gets one dance for himself.
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13 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I walked into my favorite pizza shop last night and the girl behind the counter was a stunning little brunette. It was 85 outside so she was in shorts and a T-shirt and was easily an 8 in anybody's book. The young guy working the oven next to her was grinning while he worked in the scorching heat. No wonder. The hotties are everywhere and many knock the socks off the girls working the clubs. With today's summer fashions being what they are, the eye candy is off the hook on many summer days. It's a good life.
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13 years ago
Many years ago (here we go again . . .) there was a funky place near Akron called The Nest. It was the first place I saw totally nude dancers and one of the hottest could squirt milk from her A cup titties. She was the nastiest girl I had ever seen up close and if I knew then what I know now, it could have been even more amazing. I have seen a few dancers lactate since then, but none left an impression on my twisted little mind like that first one.
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13 years ago
Back in the old days (geez, this is the second post that starts this way) there was a mother/daughter team (Maria was the mom; Dolly was the daughter) that worked the Canton/Akron area bikini bars. Maria was an old school burlesque type past her prime but not horrible and Dolly was a stone cold fox. Both were modest by today's standards; Maria actually wore pantyhose with her outfit. But Dolly could dance like a butterfly; she did a routine to the Flashdance song "Maniac" that brought the house down. She was one of my first ATFs.
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13 years ago
In the old, old pre-VIP, bikini bar days I can remember feeling pretty special when the dancers on stage would come let unhook, pull off, or hang on to parts of their outfits as they undressed. Though a rather tame activity by today's standards, it was a huge ego boost for me to get that close when others could only watch.
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13 years ago
Clever word play is usually lost on the masses, strippers included. Nice shot at the professor tho'! Those stuffy academics need to get over themselves anyhow!
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13 years ago
Many of the points above are well taken. This may be a stretch, but could the lousy level of customer personalities be stifling the cool dancers? I find that once some girls realize that I am not a boorish, demanding tool and might even be a source of amusement, they come out of their shells. Night after night of knuckleheads tends to wear them down. It may be SS, but I often get the impression that a couple of good customers builds morale and salvages lousy nights. Sometimes the rewards for being a morale-builder willing to spend a couple of bucks are very nice indeed!
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13 years ago
Happy 4th me boyo's. I'm glad to be back.
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13 years ago
You'll put yer eye out wit dat thing kid!
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13 years ago
I give you my big busted cheerleader in tribute to a favorite topic!
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13 years ago
It took me forever to go back to VIP rooms after a couple of bad experiences many years ago (and a limited budget as well), but I am convinced that its worth checking out at least once in most clubs. I went to a champagne room in the lamest of the air dance clubs here in NE Ohio as a tribute to a really good ATF. She stuck to the rules and even apologized for it, but I don't regret doing it. I have had better experiences in other clubs since then.
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13 years ago
I stick with $1 with the option to add more for special effort (a nice pole dance or a quick flash). A buck also allows for additional tips for each dance in the set or more than one tip per song on a slow night when she comes around a second time.
(I'm baaaack--I'm guessing that since I am not a big titted blond named Bambi, you didn't miss me much . . .)
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14 years ago
This seems to be the time to share my first FS experience, which happened after many years of getting the kind of lame stuff Prim0 referred to. There is a little place that only has dancers on Thursday nights--they have been doing this for years, but it isn't listed anywhere (including here) as a SC. They recently put in a VIP room with curtains, couches, and a black light that quickly developed into a real den of depravity. I meet this black dancer from the city up north who stick shifted me like crazy out in the bar during her regular dance. We make into VIP and she unzips me, drops her panties, and is ready to go bareback with me. I shooed her off (for obvious reasons) and finished outside, but next time I was prepared and we did the deed. Cost: 2 dances at $15 each and another $30 for a tip.
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14 years ago
As a professor, I can say that academia may be one of the few places you can get away with doing something goofy--but you have to have a valid reason for doing it. I can think of a dozen ways to integrate strip clubs and strippers into a discussion of business and business management. This, however, was just stupid. I bet he's got tenure and is close to retirement. Maybe he has a bone to pick with the department or the administration. He had to know this was gonna cause a shit-storm. Whatever the case, I wonder how much of that $150 fee went to the dancers??
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14 years ago
On of my ATF's has a high, squeaky voice that she is very self-conscious about. But she is lovely and sweet and actually pretty bright, so I don't care.
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14 years ago
In the clubs that serve it, I get my pint of Guinness without even having to ask. Happy St. Paddy's Day!!
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14 years ago
I was not in favor of the Ohio ban, even though I am a non smoker. However, I now have less tolerence for second hand smoke and have a avoided a club I like because they still allow smoking inside. It is pretty well ventilated, but I just find the whole smoking thing lame and annoying, so I don't go there much.
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14 years ago
I have not been to that club in years, but I used to frequent it in the old days. It's worth noting that Norton is a suburb of Akron and that Desiree's is the only club in that town that I know of. It was pretty scruffy back in the day; there was no such thing as a VIP or champagne room. It had a hot tub, which in the bikini days was the place you could see some titties and stuff, but that was it. I will say that it was the first place I was ever offered OTC sex for a fee. I turned it down back then due to the dubious nature of the club and the girls. the drugs and stuff are no surprise--there was always a bunch of locals, bikers, and regulars who hung out there. Definately a cop magnet. The one in Kent has been closed for a while; there is another Desiree's in Cuyahoga Falls.
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14 years ago
OK, first of all, that clip is really scary and second, there is nothing remotely offensive about it except it is hokey and dumb. I am guessing that she was not a tenured or full time professor and thus expendable. I don't know anything about this school, but at some universities, this kind of "performance art" would be on campus as a cultural activity. Even more surprising is that this is taking place at a school in the most liberal city in American. People are such idiots.
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14 years ago
I've seen a couple of features (including porn queen Annie Sprinkle back in the day) shoot ping pong balls out of thier vaginas, but most places don't allow that kind of thing on stage any more. There was a girl locally whose act consisted of seriously abusing bachelors and birthday boys by pummelling them with her giant boobs, tearing their clothes, and giving them wedgies. She is still around, but has toned down the madness.
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14 years ago
Damn these overlapping topics. I used my "be gone skanky minion of Satan" line in the "it never fails" thread. I have a limited amound of cleverness available, since my pool of wit is more like a mud puddle. Please indulge my double-dipping.
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14 years ago
For the real persistant skanky ones, holding up a crucifix and saying in a loud, Richard Burton voice "be gone sleazy minion of Satan" might work. Or it might just get you pounded on by bouncers.
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14 years ago
As silly as the name sounds, this guy was quite the pioneer in the industry during the 1990s. He used to film everything POV, which made him the primary penis and the only camera. He also was one of the first to feature gaping, fisting, and squirting in his films. His major star was Alisha Klass, who could do all of the above with great enthusiasm. He also found relatively unknown talent that was willing to indulge his anal obsession. Unlike Max Hardcore, whose stuff is borderline S&M, Seymore's films were playful, spontaneous, and often funny. He got busted for Klass's full fisting scene in a film called Tampa Tushy (or something like that) but is apparently still cranking out films with the same themes. I think Klass actually was linked to Charlie Sheen a few years back.
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14 years ago
What I found interesting was that all the blurry, long range cell phone videos of this little show were pulled off the web by the National Lacrosse League for "copyright violation."
Um . . . did anyone know that there even was a National Lacrosse League? Since when did minor, rinky dink sports leagues enforce copyrights to amature videos taken by their fans?