Never freakin' fails

Yeah, that has happened to me too. But you were lucky. I usually lose out.

sometimes u just gotta be impolite to the fuglies, it's the only way they get the message.

We feel your pain, george. It pisses me off big time because I won't wait for hours for the one I want.

Been there many a time.

I blame our educational system, for not giving the fuglies any job skills.

I think they do it on purpose.

Yes, you can even see them coming sometimes and you immediatley say to yourself....'oh no, please don't sit next to me right now'..and then she does!

Standard line: "I'm waiting for ..."
Say it with a smile.
If she's the ignorant type, say it with a frown and stand up so she gets the message.

I would just tell any dancer that sits next you that you're not interested in that you are there for a specific dancer. Believe, she won't want to waste her time and she will move on.

If I see 'em, I generally get up and move before they can sit down. This one snuck up behind me; there weren't any seats available where I could put my back to the wall.

As it is, the girl I was interested in, and whom I'd tipped at the stage, almost diverted to another table before I could stand up and divest myself of the creature. I confess, I was somewhat less than polite when doing so, but...

For the real persistant skanky ones, holding up a crucifix and saying in a loud, Richard Burton voice "be gone sleazy minion of Satan" might work. Or it might just get you pounded on by bouncers.

I found that if the girl you want is on stage at the time, saying "I just told (girl I liked) I'd get a dance when she got off stage." works like a charm.

Here is the real question: how come the fugly ones give such low mileage? You would think that, like Avis, they would try harder. It never fails, though: Brunhilde latches onto me, I give her a spin and the mileage is subpar.

Sister Urban Marie would have called it a "mystery."