Never freakin' fails

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• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  Yeah, that has happened to me too. But you were lucky. I usually lose out.
• imnumnutz

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  13 years ago

  sometimes u just gotta be impolite to the fuglies, it's the only way they get the message.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  We feel your pain, george. It pisses me off big time because I won't wait for hours for the one I want.
• bassbust1

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  13 years ago

  Been there many a time.
• Fenster

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  13 years ago

  I blame our educational system, for not giving the fuglies any job skills.
• mmdv26

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  13 years ago

  I think they do it on purpose.
• gk

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  13 years ago

  Yes, you can even see them coming sometimes and you immediatley say to yourself....'oh no, please don't sit next to me right now'..and then she does! Standard line: "I'm waiting for ..." Say it with a smile. If she's the ignorant type, say it with a frown and stand up so she gets the message.
• tigerfan3

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  13 years ago

  I would just tell any dancer that sits next you that you're not interested in that you are there for a specific dancer. Believe, she won't want to waste her time and she will move on.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  If I see 'em, I generally get up and move before they can sit down. This one snuck up behind me; there weren't any seats available where I could put my back to the wall. As it is, the girl I was interested in, and whom I'd tipped at the stage, almost diverted to another table before I could stand up and divest myself of the creature. I confess, I was somewhat less than polite when doing so, but...
• DoctorDarby

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  13 years ago

  For the real persistant skanky ones, holding up a crucifix and saying in a loud, Richard Burton voice "be gone sleazy minion of Satan" might work. Or it might just get you pounded on by bouncers.
• uscue13

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  13 years ago

  I found that if the girl you want is on stage at the time, saying "I just told (girl I liked) I'd get a dance when she got off stage." works like a charm.
• BaddJack

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  13 years ago

  Here is the real question: how come the fugly ones give such low mileage? You would think that, like Avis, they would try harder. It never fails, though: Brunhilde latches onto me, I give her a spin and the mileage is subpar. Sister Urban Marie would have called it a "mystery."