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The Same Joke Fails in Two Very Different Settings

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Last week a dancer told me she was working on her degree in cosmetology. I asked her if the universe was really expanding. She just gave me a blank look.

Well, I've had a worse response. About 10 years ago I was at a Christmas party at a country club I belonged to, and I was introduced to a woman professor who was a cosmologist. I asked her if I could make an appointment for a manicure. She gave me a stare so icy that I still feel chilled when I think about it.

7 comments

  • rh48hr
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    13 years ago
    I like your sense of humor Jack!
  • WhalesVirginia
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    13 years ago
    Cool story bro.
  • HonestT
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    13 years ago
    Clever. Throw some more stand-up material for the strippers on here. ;^)
  • newmark
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    13 years ago
    Both are funny to me; but I doubt they'll work very often on their intended audience.
  • looneylarry
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    13 years ago
    I like it. You should have taken the professor as a challenge and tried to melt that iciness. The stripper was probably a lost cause.
  • ampplaywithme001
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    13 years ago
    thats a dumb story i know alot of dumb strippers you should of came up with something funnier
  • DoctorDarby
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    13 years ago
    Clever word play is usually lost on the masses, strippers included. Nice shot at the professor tho'! Those stuffy academics need to get over themselves anyhow!
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