Last week a dancer told me she was working on her degree in cosmetology. I asked her if the universe was really expanding. She just gave me a blank look.
Well, I've had a worse response. About 10 years ago I was at a Christmas party at a country club I belonged to, and I was introduced to a woman professor who was a cosmologist. I asked her if I could make an appointment for a manicure. She gave me a stare so icy that I still feel chilled when I think about it.


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I like your sense of humor Jack!
Cool story bro.
Clever. Throw some more stand-up material for the strippers on here. ;^)
Both are funny to me; but I doubt they'll work very often on their intended audience.
I like it. You should have taken the professor as a challenge and tried to melt that iciness. The stripper was probably a lost cause.
thats a dumb story i know alot of dumb strippers you should of came up with something funnier
Clever word play is usually lost on the masses, strippers included. Nice shot at the professor tho'! Those stuffy academics need to get over themselves anyhow!
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