Comments by icedawg

tuscl BRO, one girl wanted to give me her number. i opened my fone and had a picture of my nephew. she kept asking "izzat your kide? you have a son" and i kept explaining it was my nephew, who is 4. i guess it was too soon to bring family into the mix. LOLZ

got it. so the girls without the bags arent making the money? or are hiding it somewhere "secret"?

samsung, i was tlaking with a dancer recently and she told me how she intentionally used her shoe to stab a customer in the gut 'cause he was acting a fool. ( i assume it WASNT you. a true ninja uses their environment to their advantage.

so the former atf was always pressing me to come in and "see her". if i ever came in and didnt get an ld from her, or if ,worse yet, i got a dance from another, she did that whole jealous gf thing. funny thing, was any otc meeting i tried to initiate, (coffee, nothing serious), she'd flake. i got sick of it. if i needed an emotionally unstable girl, id get one. basically the expectations were a total one-way street from her. no dice.

no mom-daughters here. but at one of the local clubs, i would SWEAR there are sisters, bordering on twin-ness. unfortunately, im not interested in their look. so to get a dance just for the novelty? considering it

never had a thigh bite. that i can remember. sometimes they get a little frisky. one girl i took into the CR asked if she could bite my nipples. spent five minutes just biting on 'em. it was weird. i kep thinking "wait, im paying you for this? why dont i bite yours?" her compliment was that im "salty" WTF?! i was so confused. maybe that was her goal

woah, dude that stinks. its a shame that you were in a music store and they had the music cranked up so loud that you didnt realize that you placed a 6 minute call to your wife ;) i have 2 fones, one is a flip, that one is pretty safe. the other is not. its a touch face, and and be answered without my realising it. and it has a gps. id hate for my boss to have to hunt me down... "WHERE ARE YOU? your gps says..."

totally forgot. what has fast become my favorite response to "heywannadance?" or a girl sitting at my table... i volunteer the following: "right now (doesnt matter how many drinks ive had) im too sober. i can say no. you want me when im drunk. then i cant say no, and then you can take advantage of me" if they try and make me drink, i bolt. or if they say "ill come back", i bolt. either way. i got time

chandler- i live to serve. hope it works. to the rest. thanksmuch. imna try and see what transpires. its weird. were both techincally at a club to interact, and theres a sublte cat and mouse aspect to things.

so my new atf is awesome. shes a total lady and will come over and ask "wanna dance". on the rare occassion, that i say, "not now" shes totally cool and will say "later then" (parenthetically, when i brought back a little gift from a recent trip, she was so appreciative. made me think theres hope for humanity) but i have a new approach to hangers on, or someone who wants a dance, simply put i say "i dunno. you wear me down, i cant keep up with you" or "i dunno if i can handle you". usually works.

depends on how busy it is. if a club is slow, a dancer may come over just to sit. or talk. or have you buy her a drink. but if its busy, and you are there by yourself (i usually am), esepcially on a nite when most people might be out with a SO, they think" this guy might be here to see girls! I am a girl!" math is simple at that point. but if you look creepy, unhygienic, or very very thug. you might get avoided

its bizarre, because the girls im generally attracted to OUTSIDE the clubs are the thinner taller girls. in a club? gimme a bit more up top and below. and fo course the bigger the boobs, the better

shadow, i wouldnt qualify my post as jaded (maybe im being defensive). i am totally amicable to trust. seriously, im all for it. i even waive me general "fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me" rule, BUT, there are limits to my generostiy and the milk of human kindness only runs so far. all things considered, lets be fair. want me to pay for your plane ticket? dont burn your bridge and keep asking for stuff. use common sense. ask me for something, i may indulge. but if i ask for something, dont act like its insanity. its a two way street.

so it honestly varies by girl. for the majority of the girls, she better get into it. heavy mileage, lots of movement, imagination being the only barrier. however, with the girl id like to take home to mom, my current, atf, hell, snuggling, slow and sensual works.

as a point of being a human being, i try and remember names. also, where shes from, and a little factoid about the place, even if ive never gotten a dance from her. it connects us as humans. also, i need to know what "name" to input in my fone, in case someone looks through it and wants to know why i have 5 entries for "destiny".

if she cant get her walker into the ld area, we may have a problem. only maybe

feh. i give em my real name. and then tell them its my porn name. it confuses them. after all, when a girl introduces herself as "dangerous", i dont ask if she was named after anyone.

i get annoyed by them. i can wash my hands, even with soap and ry off. All by myself, thank you. learned in 4th grade. i think.

whatabout the dark horse? she has something about her (bolt-ons, kinky tat, interestingly placed piercing) and then of course theres the girl that all the other girls call a slut. shes a good place to start

yup. was with a girl in cr who said " i have no limits", i decided to test that theory and ask for a greek lesson. she gave me a surprised look, but accomodated. 1/2 was up and she was out of there like a bat out of hell

depends on the girl. theres one girl who after 2 drinks, anywhere is fair game. as a matter of fact asked for it on her booty. "ive never done that before", she said.

that happened ONCE to me. The girl told me "wait. you gave me too much, ill go get change" and she did. even though the other girls usually assume its a tip.

or. "are you the girl that my friends warned me about?" ambiguous enough to get her nervous