bathroom attendents
10inches
Florida
what do you guys think about bathroom attendents?
feels kinda creepy to have someone stand around and watch you take a piss. know it's a crappy job but seems like they make a lot of money. i always tip a dollar just 'cause i feel sorry for some poor smuck who spends his day staning around in the shitter
feels kinda creepy to have someone stand around and watch you take a piss. know it's a crappy job but seems like they make a lot of money. i always tip a dollar just 'cause i feel sorry for some poor smuck who spends his day staning around in the shitter
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Positve: Have you ever been in a club on a crowded night and used an unattended mens room? What a filthy mess! So having someone inside to clean up after the guys who have no "home training" is a benefit to the rest of us. The mints, chewing gum and cologne sprays are nice touches. (Yes, a machine dispenser could do the job.) In some clubs you can purchase condoms (on the QT) from the attendant if the VIP visit is about to get serious
and you are unprepared. This is a hold over from the country club locker room attendant, a necessary prop for the "gentleman's club."
I was out of gum and checking out the vending machine (conveniently located near the men's room). The bathroom attendant popped his head out & asked me what I needed. I told him, and he whisked me into the men's room to check out his selection of gum. Ew. Not a place I really wanted to be. The looks on the guys coming in & out was priceless. Anyways - after having to stand there and have the poor bored guy yap at me about everything under the sun, I selected my stick of gum. He proceeded to charge me $1 for the single slice...and then wanted a tip. I just wanted out so I gave him $2 and bolted out of there.
Now I ALWAYS check my gum supply before heading inside a club.
Now I only tip a $1 if I take something from his inventory (i.e. gum, cig, mint, etc.)
I like the way Kahoot's (in Columbus, OH) has two sinks. One with an attendant and the other one with nobody. So if I just want to wash my hands, I can go to the other sink.
I believe their original purpose was to discourage drug use especially marijuana smoking and to quickly handle any other problems which may occur such as people passing out or throwing up. Now they have become a business where the business owner pays the club owner for the ability to set up shop in the mens room. That is why a stick of gum is $1.
I always tip the attendant if they actually provide some service like handing me a paper towel to dry my hands. I figure in most cases he is just an employee with one of the worst jobs imaginable plus I'm already at a strip club spending bundles of money so what's another couple of bucks.
I like 'em. Keeps the restrooms nice and clean. Disgusting are the restrooms without 'em. An excellent deal, imo, for the $1.
I leave the poor schmuck a tip as long as he doesn't bother me with idiotic small-talk or hand me an unsolicited tissue.
"What an existence: you're working in a topless bar and all night long you only see men taking a piss. What kind of person takes a job like that? The convenience store wasn't hiring for the all-night shift?"
A desperate person? A perverted person? A desperate and perverted person? LOL! :) I can imagine some of the customers demanding the poor gentleman hold and aim for 'em. Is it worth it for a $100 tip? OK, a $1,000 tip? Last offer: You get to wear gloves plus a $1,000 tip. This begs the Ann Landers question: How much do you tip 'em for a hand job?
The few that I've spoken with seem very nice even when they know that I only tip a $1. The most horrible obtrusive act that has been foisted upon me besides nice clean facilities? They turn the sink faucet on and off so that I don't need to dirty my hands.
I hear some have a fetish for licking pussy and the dancers pay 'em for this service so the job does have its perks e.g. licking pussy for pay and it rougher side e.g. holding occasional johnsons. Of course, some of the men I know were probably consider both perks---they don't mind blubber so they're very hardy types.
"I could do without them. BTW, has anyone EVER used the brushes or combs laying there? Yuck!"
My guy had new free individually packaged and hermetically sealed combs and for the bigger leaguers (in wallet and hair) he had brushes of all types with cleanliness of course a priority. First class all the way. Need to be smelling your best? Get the right scent or deodorant for your sweat by having him perform a simple test with real Q-Tips. ;) Does it work? I think it helps him earn real tips from the fastidious so yeah at least in that sense it works. Of course, some customers just don't like hygiene in a stripclub and moreso in the men's room. The germs and smell are sacrosanct and as a real life Mr. Clean the attendant is public enemy No. 1.
I think I'll give a couple of cases of Lysol for my guy to spray on the recalcitrant custys----the dancers might not even object to losing those types.
He doesn't do that? How uncivilized and uncouth.
BTW, in Paris and some other European cities they sometimes have attendants in the men's room but they are always (as far as I have seen) female. Older and matronly so don't get too excited. They mostly look like the woman that served you mystery meat back in the school cafeteria (they all look the same right?). It was a bit unsettling the first time I was standing at a urinal in Paris, heard someone sweeping the floor behind me and turned around to find a 60ish year old woman pushing that broom.
I am usually very impressed if a strip club has a reasonably clean bathroom though, which is quite the rarity IMO. I'm always amazed at the number of guys that never wash their hands after being in the bathroom though...if the dancers only knew...