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17 years ago
I had a regular girl for three years. Beyond the fact that she tolerated and enjoyed our lengthy sessions in the private room, we both had the same taste in music and movies. We would spend probably fours together in the club everytime I went (2 in the private room). She struggled with the notion that we should meet OTC. She wanted to, but was afraid of something.
I know she wasn't playing me because she was hot and would only make 220 from me each visit, turning down other offers from men while were spending time together. Finally, she changed clubs and the days she worked. Another dancer told me she did it because she was feeling conflicted about a regular customer. When that dancer realized the guy was me, she made me her regular (both girls very much enjoyed the way I ate pussy).
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17 years ago
Two song set
1) Turbo Lover by Judas Priest
2) Beautiful Tonight-Eric Clapton
1) My Clone Sleeps Alone-Pat Benatar
2) Whole Lotta Love-Led Zeppelin
1) Still of the Night-Whitesnake
2) I Touch Myself (I forget the band)
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17 years ago
I like to watch dancing girls, and by that I mean I came of age in the 1970's when everyone and their brother had a variety show on TV. There was lots of opportunity for dancing girls-and sometimes I watch Dancing with the Stars when hotties like Sabrina Bryan are shaking their moneymakers. That being said,
In the one or two hundred visits I've made to clubs, only once have I seen a girl really shake her thing on stage. Thousands of times I've seen girls just slink around a stage-it's uninteresting. The only thing slightly interesting if there is a physical thing about the girl that interests me (I prefer petite asians).
My perfect club-a parlor downstairs where a real live stage show goes on with real dancing. On the other half of downstairs-small rooms for quickies, and bedrooms upstairs for flat out fucking-with a one hour minimum-massage services included (the girls be crosstrained in massage, pleasing a man, and dancing-real dancing).
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17 years ago
I had been to several places where extras had been subtly offered, but I was actually naive enough that I didn't think the girl would actually do the nasty with me, anyway,
I went to this new (for me) place. I saw this dancer who could be my stepsister's twin. I had never had a sexual feeling for my step as she has an absolutely vile personality, so this dancer looked just like E and she was very friendly. I asked her for a dance and she yanked me out of the chair to a private room. Seconds into her lapdance(it was a topless place) she put her pussy in my face and pulled the fabric aside. I instantly slid a finger in her. I asked her if we could fuck. Enthusicastically, she said "Absolutely" then dismounted to collect (200) and asked me if I had a condom.
I paid her, she took a condom out of her purse, worked my pants down to my knees, then slipped her panties off before she slipped the condom on. Because she was so enthusistic (and touched me all over-she knew what she was doing), she got me to cum in about 15 minutes (it usually takes me an hour).
She climbed off and I got this condom full of jizz. I had never been in this spot before. I asked her what to do. She told me to slip it off and throw it behind the chair, and that there would be 8 or 9 more who would do the same during her shift. We both got dressed and we parted with a french kiss (she asked me to come back). I was planning on it, but the club got raided the next week and I never saw her again.
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17 years ago
A lot of this has to do with what part of the country you were in. Some parts of the country handle recession well, others don't. It also has to do with the effeciency/inefficiency of the local vice squad. If you live in a part of the country that has oil, you will know boom and bust cycles.
In 1996, the Houston PD vice squad had a major scandal and most, if not all of the vice cops were fired. It took about six to seven years for them to get back up to speed. In the interim, one local strip club was so brazen that it put a couple of mobile homes in the back parking lot and was openly running a 7/24 brothel. After a raid, the mobile homes had to go bye bye. However, the silver lining was that the gals at that joint went from 4's-6's to 7-10's.
Of course, reaching back into the 70's and 80's, some clubs were brothels, they just had stripping in the front, and fucking in the back.
One local club goes through the same cycles over and over. First, they get raided and lose their stripping license for 6 months. Whern they get their license back, at first they have 4-6's, who are cautious. Then the 6-8's reappear and at first there's good mileage, then they just start brazenly fucking everywhere (16-17 year olds sometimes appear). Then, they get raided again.
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17 years ago
A few times, a dancer's underarm deodorant gave out, but this was because both of us were hot and sweaty (really going at it). However, once, I had a really bad experience. I had gone in this club because I had an hour to kill. I was one of two customers in the club. The air conditioner was going at almost hurricane force. When this gal came up, she was downwind and I didn't suspect anything. She climbed in my lap, and I couldn't disengage fast enough. Her pussy wasn't anywhere near my face and OH MY GOD, she smelled like she hadn't showered in more than a week. I actually stopped her a minute into the lapdance and paid her to go away-no shit.
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17 years ago
In Houston, girls are always worried that any guy they go to a booth with is the fuzz. I let them know I'm not by going directly for the pussy-usually during the second dance, if she's done a goood job. First, I'll rub her clit through the panties. If she doesn't push my hand away, I'll slip it inside the panties/thong. No cop would ever do that. By then, she's figured out you want pussy and the negotiations begin.
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17 years ago
My experience is very much different from most people. I met my true soulmate when I was eight. We were a couple for five years, then the family seperated us by hundreds of miles and forbid us contact. The problem-she was my first cousin (BTW-not a history of this in the family-it just happened). Anyway, I ended up not dating until I was twenty. I had five long term relationships, all of them involved lies to varying degrees, but the last one actually used me to cover the fact that she and her biological father were romantically involved. How do you recover from a betrayal like that?
I held out, thinking it was possible to find a date with possibilities. After dating thirty women who all lied to me-after I asked them on the first date not to_ I sought the advice of a friend who gave me some sage advice:"The only difference between a wife and a whore is that the wife is a cleaner high class whore. Think about how much you spend on each one-emotionally and financially, then decide if it's worth it."
Since then, I've only gone to strip joints 3-4 times a year-to get laid. I save up money, knowing that what I have will allow me to pick the gal I want, then get laid. In Houston, most strippers will do the deed, most but not all. The trick is to find the right one who meets my needs (Just because some looks challenged crack whore will do it is not enough).
Still, I haven't found my nirvana. What I haven't done, and really would like to, is screw some really tiny asian chick.
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15 years ago
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Holy shit. Maybe one day, when she's in her fifties, she might forgive her brother.
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15 years ago
OTC Gal, now 25, has only done one return in her life. She drives a beat up piece of shit 2005 Honda Civic.
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15 years ago
Since you're still in college, your ability to land pussy (for free) is good.
OTC is for older bachelors, or married guys with some measure of freedom. However, if you're determined to try it:
It takes several club visits to develop the trust with a dancer.
Because of your youth, she'll ask you why you want to go this route (she's used to offers from men, 30 and older).
You must appear ready to take another dancer if she refuses your offer.
You can't appear desperate (younger guys are perceived this way).
Don't give her ANY details about your life. Because of your youth, some dancers will think you a blackmail opportunity, or a joke.
Most important-don't pick a dancer older than you.
With all that said,
In conversation, you ask if she does "private shows". When she asks what you mean, be straight up and tell her, "I'm looking for sex, would you meet me in a hotel?"
If she's a looker, she'll want 300 bucks, but don't pay a penny over that. Negotiate down the price and be firm. Get her cellphone number and verify it (if it's a false number, you got your answer).
Lastly, because of your youth, security is paramount. Don't lose your head if it happens and maintain your security precautions.
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14 years ago
Steve nailed it.
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14 years ago
There are about two cop jokes, the rest are funny truths.
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14 years ago
<p>I grew up wanting, one day, to play in the NFL. For me, it was about the competition and for decades I followed one team. Several years ago, while watching two playoff games, I noticed that the games were choreographed (ask a onetime dance instructor). It was also about that time that I noticed that a thug element was creeping into the NFL (the NBA surrendered to that 15 years ago).</p>
<p>The thing that makes me shake my head is watching as people still think that the games are real competition. Deep sigh-people still watch pro wrestling.</p>
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14 years ago
A priest and rabbi were hanging out. The rabbi said "I'm bored."
"I know" the priest said, "lets fuck some little boys."
"Out of what ?" the rabbi countered.
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14 years ago
Keep an eye out for Gauge (onetime porn star). I'd like to get her in VIP.
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14 years ago
I feel your pain. Like you, I'm a private person. A onetime military aquaintance used to scream out my name everytime I walked into a certain strip joint (10 years post military). Then the jackass just had to tell everyone at a military reunion that he and I had been hanging out at a certain strip joint ( I went three times-he must've been there every fucking day).
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14 years ago
I made myself a promise, years ago, that the first thing I would do with that kind of money is establish a trio of large scholarships honoring mentors I had.
Second thing is make some movies, the second of which would be a true to life depiction of a stripper (and the strip club she works in). I am so tired of Hollywood getting it so very wrong. First rule- only a minority of dancers will have bolt ons (it won't be an upscale joint).
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14 years ago
The critics have praised her for Black Swan. Her star is rising and his is setting.
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14 years ago
Farmerart-look me up in Houston. I'll show you where to have a good time.
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14 years ago
<p>The time has come, for not only Vegas, but cities across the country to legalize/regulate/tax bordellos. The pros far outweigh the cons. </p>
<p>Think about it-there are a large number of legal professions where it's easy to contract diseases (EMT, Dishwasher, sewage worker, cop, etc.), but the reason no one outlaws those professions is because they don't involve sex. </p>
<p>The entire hang up is because of sex. The complainers are bitter feminists and religious fundamentalists. I wish they would just go away. </p>
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14 years ago
1)<p> starts a paragraph. add a / in front of the p ends a paragraph.
2) Who is writing the crap that you're reposting ?
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14 years ago
Back in the mid 90's, some businessman in a Houston hotel called Barely Legal Escort Service. He requested a 13 year old pretty much like the conversation above. He was so insistent on having a 13 year old that the escort service called the cops on him.
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14 years ago
shadow, could you tell he was "typing with one hand" ?
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14 years ago
<p>Last night, on Cops, I saw a real cutie working a street corner in Portland. She actually allowed FS without making sure he had the condom on.</p>
<p>I, for one, am glad that strippers aren't dripping nasty green stuff. </p>