Stripper Songs

The way she moves by Outkast.

For some reason, I don't connect the music with the dancer on stage. I either pay attention to the dancer or to the music, but not to both simultaneously. I think I might have sensory overload while looking at naked women shake their butts.

Two song set

1. Turbo Lover by Judas Priest

2. Beautiful Tonight-Eric Clapton

3. My Clone Sleeps Alone-Pat Benatar

4. Whole Lotta Love-Led Zeppelin

5. Still of the Night-Whitesnake

6. I Touch Myself (I forget the band)

Think "I Touch Myself" was by the Divinyls? Sp?

That's right p-man.

Here are some more of my favorites:

Girls Girls Girls - Van Halen

Nights in White Satin - Moody Blues

Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

All the Girls Love Alice - Elton John

I like that "Hey-Ya" song by Outkast. I really think the beat is cool. I don't enjoy watching girls dance to it -- generally a high-speed song like that will reduce them to jiggle maniacs rather than let them be sultry and sexy -- but I wouldn't have ever heard it if I hadn't gone to strip clubs in the first place.

Shake that by Eminem

Shady, Aftermath

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fuucked up

Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed

Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted

Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink

Hit the bathroom sink, throw up

Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine

Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring

Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated

I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated

And hips and licked them lips and that was it

I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

Two to the one from the one to the three

I like good pussy and I like good trees

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't beleive

And I get more ass than a toilet seat

Three to the one from the one to the three

I met a bad bitch last night in the D

Let me tell you how I made her leave with me

Conversation and Hennessey

I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top

Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop

If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock

And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet

It's real easy just follow the beat

Don't let that fine girl pass you byye

Look real close cause strobe lights blind

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck

I say everday she be givin it up

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygentist

Open your mouth for about four or five minutes

Take a little bit of this flouride rinse

Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish

Yeah me and Nate d-o double g

Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's

Pop a little champagne and a couple E's

Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

Have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck

Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol' suck

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on

Knows that she can but she won't say no

Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be

Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?

I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

Now I hope you don't get mad at me

But I told Nate you was a freak

He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind

I told him how you like it from behind

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck

I say everday she be givin it up

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

God, come one

[Eminem makes noises]

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Come here home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his gurl

haha, Nate Dogg

[deep breathing]

OOh just saw a suggestion before mine..Crazy bitch by Buck Cherry...very nice

Dudester: I think that you mean "Wonderful Tonight?" Let me tell ya, if the DJs at the club I work at decided to play that song to a packed house, they would be fired on the spot. You want your patrons hyped up, not put into a coma. ;)

God, I hate that "Crazy Bitch" song...it's waaaay overplayed in clubs IMO.

I enjoy watching dancers gyrate and stretch to Nine Inch Nail's Cry Little Sister. I had a great experience on stage with a Dancer in a Houston Club one night. Brings back memories when I hear it.

Heard too much:

Crazy Bitch

Girls, Girls, Girls

In Love with a Stripper

If I'm in the VIP area with a high mileage beauty, I don't care what the song is. I just want it to last a long time.

True dat, kansasgent. One of my worst nightmares is to have my ATF one-on-one in a VIP and the DJ deliberately plays Blur's "Song 2" (aka the "whoo-hoo!" song). That lasts less than two minutes.

Can't say that there's a particular song I love to hear a stripper strip to. One that I was surprised works is "Take Me To The River" by the Talking Heads. Heard it at HiLiter in Phoenix a couple months back. One that definitely doesn't work is Oasis' "Wonderwall." Heard that at BSC in Phoenix. I don't even remember what the girl looks like because I was all, "What the hell is this crap?"

And Dudester, "I Touch Myself" is by The Divinyls.

"I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls = One Hit Wonder

Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Marilyn Manson

Like Misterguy says, I can barely tolerate all the overplayed stripper songs. However, like Chitown says, I don't care much about the music played at clubs. The part of me that appreciates music and the part that craves hot ass strippers seem to operate independent of each other, never in sync. I'm content to hear boring, forgettable, even rather annoying music as I get turned on by a stripper. Hearing really good music could be too distracting.

As sung by Nickelback, FAR AWAY, a common strip club song. Here's the chorus:

"I love you

I've loved you all along

I miss you

Been far away for far too long

I keep dreaming you'll be with me

And you'll never go

Stop breathing if

I don't see you anymore"

Now with this song, if the dancer is smart, she will sing along with one or several of the "I love you" "I loved you all along" phrases in the presence of the potential big spending reg PL, this part appearing 3 times in the song, and then when the PL inquires about what she just said, she will feign ignorance. Now some do this innocently too, and its a very catchy song and can spice it up between dancer and customer, even in a platonic sort of way.

godfather:

It was Motley Crue who did Girls, Girls, Girls, not Van Halen, though I still love a good "Hot for Teacher" strip, perhaps because my ATF and my DATY favorite were both excellent at it. I think its overdone, but when executed well, its good.

The funniest act I have ever seen was when this one girl dressed like a dominatrix, complete with a whip, and she danced to John Mellencamp's "Hurts So Good". Whenever Johnny Cougar would sing the title, she would crack the whip. You probably would have had to have been there.

Pretty much any AC/DC song works for me in a stripclub. Tool works as well. Hell, any heavy metal song generally works.

The three most inappropriate songs (not necessarily bad, but shouldn't be played in a stripclub) I ever heard in a stripclub are Norah Jones "Don't Know Why" (which to me is about the girls failure to achieve orgasm), "Brick" by Ben Folds Five (a song about going to the abortion clinic), and Radiohead's "Karma Police".

DandyDan - Thanks for the correction.

yojimbo6 - Thanks for helping me to remember the name of that song.

ShadowCat: I'd like to suggest that you add The Next Contestant by Nickelback to your list of songs for your CDs..

One stripper I knew would play that "Smack that Ass" song (by Eminem?) and do what the song said everytime he sang it in the song. She liked having her ass smacked I guess...she would actually have a handprint on her ass by the end of the nite sometimes.

We Want Some Pussy - 2 Live Crew

this is my favorite

You Shook Me All Night Long - A/C

an oldie but a goodie - never get tired of it

Fred Bear - Ted Nugent

love those 8+ minute songs

And I second the motion for Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton

one of the 5 songs I will insist they play at my funeral

DougS and MisterGuy: Thanks for the suggestions. I have downloaded both of them and put them in my stripper music folder. They are keepers.

I enjoy dancing to "closer" cause people always start singing along.

I once got a lap dance to Criminal by Fiona Apple...I loved it. I also got one to You're makin' me High by Toni Braxton. Funniest one I ever got was in Mexico when I got one to Thriller....

Stripping to thriller? Do I smell another youtube hit?

they play music when they dance? wow, never noticed.

After thinking about it, I have to agree, I don't really pay attention to the song during lap dances, I can't even keep track of the number of songs. I recently had an incredible 3 song set with an African American 9 that I got so lost in the dance that I could not even count to 3. I really think she gave me 4 songs but who was I to complain, I just tipped her well and cherished the memories but I can't tell you what any of the songs actually were.

david120, the Deja Vu in Minneapolis plays that "We Want Some Pussy" song after every two dancers when they get all the dancers onstage for LD specials. Every two dancers. Hate that place.

I wanna fuck you like an animal wondergrl...

Ahhh so youve heard the song then Misterguy?

LOL

"Groove is in the heart" by Dee-lite

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Supprised no one mentioned Lords of Acid or My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Whar about Rob Zombie? Lots of good strip tunes there!

I forgot about Rob Zombie, parodyman. I probably shouldn't because they always play Pussy Liquor at one of the clubs I visit often.