This is a true story that has been on the news all day. It has nothing to do with strippers but I had to share this one.
In Farmington, CT a man calls 911 and Policewoman says "What is the nature of your emergency?"
Dude says, "I have a question."
Policewoman "Where are you calling us from?"
Dude: "We will get to that in just a minute."
Policewoman: "How can we help you sir?"
Dude: "If I grow a pot plant how much trouble will I get in?"
Policewoman: "How large is your pot plant?"
Dude: "About an arms length or so"
Policewoman: "I would imagine you would get at the least a charge of possession."
Dude: "OK Thank You. I Have to go" (Click)
Approximately 8 minutes later Dude answers his door to several local Police Officers.
Dude: "OK, Really how did you find me?"
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There are about two cop jokes, the rest are funny truths.
You sure that wasn't a stripper calling 911?
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