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"Dude" Calls 911 To Ask A Question. Am I Doing Something Illegal? (Nothing to do

Friday, February 4, 2011 4:18 PM
This is a true story that has been on the news all day. It has nothing to do with strippers but I had to share this one. In Farmington, CT a man calls 911 and Policewoman says "What is the nature of your emergency?" Dude says, "I have a question." Policewoman "Where are you calling us from?" Dude: "We will get to that in just a minute." Policewoman: "How can we help you sir?" Dude: "If I grow a pot plant how much trouble will I get in?" Policewoman: "How large is your pot plant?" Dude: "About an arms length or so" Policewoman: "I would imagine you would get at the least a charge of possession." Dude: "OK Thank You. I Have to go" (Click) Approximately 8 minutes later Dude answers his door to several local Police Officers. Dude: "OK, Really how did you find me?" Centerfold Strips We Bring The Strip Club To You! Email [view link] Web [view link] Twitter [view link] Blog [view link]

2 comments

  • Dudester
    13 years ago
    There are about two cop jokes, the rest are funny truths.
  • localbob
    13 years ago
    You sure that wasn't a stripper calling 911?
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