"Dude" Calls 911 To Ask A Question. Am I Doing Something Illegal? (Nothing to do

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xxxnycexecparty
This is a true story that has been on the news all day. It has nothing to do with strippers but I had to share this one.

In Farmington, CT a man calls 911 and Policewoman says "What is the nature of your emergency?"

Dude says, "I have a question."

Policewoman "Where are you calling us from?"

Dude: "We will get to that in just a minute."

Policewoman: "How can we help you sir?"

Dude: "If I grow a pot plant how much trouble will I get in?"

Policewoman: "How large is your pot plant?"

Dude: "About an arms length or so"

Policewoman: "I would imagine you would get at the least a charge of possession."

Dude: "OK Thank You. I Have to go" (Click)

Approximately 8 minutes later Dude answers his door to several local Police Officers.

Dude: "OK, Really how did you find me?"





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Dudester
14 years ago
There are about two cop jokes, the rest are funny truths.
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localbob
14 years ago
You sure that wasn't a stripper calling 911?
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