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16 years ago
I'm a manager at a Fortune 500 company and my take home is 500 a week (not counting overtime-usually 5-15 hrs). If a stripper isn't taking home a thousand a week, it's because she lives in a strict area (like Utah). So, if she's making 50k a year, the only reason she should go to a pawn shop is because she's into drugs, and/or the boyfriend is. If this is the case, she made her own bed-let her lie in it.
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16 years ago
I'm lucky in that about 100 visit's, I've only crossed one R.O.B's path. She took me for 200. The lesson I've learned is to set a limit, use cash only, and be prepared (go commando and bring condoms in my size).
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16 years ago
About twenty years ago, when I was a triathelete, I met a nymphomaniac who fucked me silly for three weeks, sometimes eight times a day. She wore me out and I was in great shape.
During our time together, my mother took a picture of us. When I saw it months later, I noticed she had an adam's apple and shoulders much bigger than mine. She had a vagina (albeit large) that stayed wet. She must have had the surgery. Not the best sex I ever had, but the most plentiful.
I've been with nymphos twice and I wouldn't recommend it unless you're in great shape, and you know you're going to end up dumped (or that it'll be a brief relationship).
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16 years ago
jablake said= Perhaps I'm part of the problem, but it doesn't seem like a very friendly place especially for strippers.
I signed up at stripperweb.com and talk about an unfriendly place for a guy, I got slammed but good for telling them about a birthday gift my ATF gave me. I was told if I did something like that again I would be banned. I told the moderator I wouldn't be back, and I haven't been.
I guess these two websites have very different functions. Guys network here to find clubs where they can get high mileage, hj's, bj's, and sex. The other website is about what kind of dangerous stupid jerks men are.
Unless a stripper comes here and advertises herself as willing to give high mileage and the other stuff, then she ought to lay off here.
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16 years ago
1) Your place of work hires a new girl, and not only do you know her, but you have "known her" in a biblical way.
2) You see the hot looking teen across the street walking out to her car carrying a black tote bag. You recognize a very familiar logo on the side. With your heart racing, you run to your ATM because there is somewhere you need to be.
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17 years ago
Right now, my ATF isn't thrilled with me. At work, amongst my responsibilities is submitting reports higher up after correcting grammar, etc. In my free time, I'm a somewhat known erotic fiction writer.
I told my ATF I had included her in a story about a guy who buys a sex doll with some amazing humanlike abilities (she walks, talks, and impresses family and friends). The ATF is in early on in the story when he can't consumate the relationship with the doll, so he sees his ATF. She likes his money, likes sex with him, but she's not about to have an exclusive relationship with him.
I don't think my ATF liked seeing herself being depicted honestly.
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17 years ago
I'm going to go with Book Guy that more fuglys think they are hot enough to be strippers. I started going to going to Houston strip clubs in the mid 90's. Back then there was only about one fugly per club, with lots of either cuties or hotties. On a recent tour of the 290 freeway strip clubs, I think I saw one 7 in the four clubs I went to. The rest of the gals that night were sixes and below. Of course, the upscale clubs (St. James, Treasures etc.) are more selective, but there are a great deal of dancers with questionable abilities and looks out there.
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17 years ago
FOUNDER-perhaps we could put together a guide for guys who see gals OTC, for instance, types of hotels to take dancers to (upscale?), or types of restaurants/theaters (in case the GFE is going on). Of course, it'll have to be divided for married/single guys.
Rule number one should be:Never lend them money. Only give money for services rendered (don't pay in advance).
etc.
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17 years ago
I've seen some young cuties out there (about ten of them). I only got a lapdance from a couple of them in San Antonio (unsatisfying). My ATF told me that me from time to time 15 and 16 year olds have danced at her club.
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17 years ago
Would I follow a dancer?
1) If she's my ATF, or close
and
2) The new club has more privacy (or the same privacy where she came from)
and
3)The neighborhood the club is in doesn't make me fear for my life.
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17 years ago
Recently, in a Houston club, the dancer actually begged me to show her my dick. It's highly unlikely that LEA would do that (although a recent newspaper article said that cops had been authorized to undress to make massage parlor busts, but I digress). Anyway, she grabbed my dick and wanted me to name the sex act and the price. To make a bust a stripper/prostitute has to name the act and the price to get busted, she was reversing the process.
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17 years ago
Those who defend those with HIV say you can't get HIV if you use a condom. However, you can get HIV through oral sex, so if you just suit up and insert, youre ok, but if foreplay is important to you and/or her, it's time to move on.
If you weren't using protection, man.
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17 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Most definitely fake. Click on picture 22. Notice that the bottom of her breasts aren't round? Seem to be a half curve, then several inches square, then natural curve again.
On the other hand, wouldn't it be nice if strippers looked like her? No ton of makeup, no goofy costume. No platforms (I HATE platforms). Personally, I'd like the stage to have natural light, but let the VIP room/booth be dark for up close and personal....stuff.
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17 years ago
The punch line is supposed to be the rooster pointing up and saying:"Shhh, buzzards".
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17 years ago
Assholes like the one you describe here are religious feminists. Being married, they don't understand why everyone else isn't happily married, and of course being married, why would you want to see another woman naked-it just doesn't make sense to them. They think men who go to clubs are monsters who want to enslave, degrade, and objectify women, therefore they want the clubs closed.
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17 years ago
I don't have a limerick.
On original topic-couple of movies has some appropo moments. In the movie "Flyboys", after one of the Aces die, his Commander says in his eulogy that if the ace had his way, he'd be buried behind the whorehouse. One movie in 1980 (can't remember the name). Martin Mull is speaking at his friend's funeral, saying:"If Walter had it done right, he'd be in an urn, in front of the TV, next to a beer-while the Rockettes are on TV.
Maybe some long term strip joints should consider having spots on one wall (for urns) for guys who really love strip joints. Maybe having a stripper at the funeral, and a very conspicuously marked vehicle to transport the body.
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17 years ago
The thing is, last year there was a well publicized raid on Houston Dolls (county club, but city Police helped out). Treasures had it's problems in 2006 (two raids). There's a concentration of clubs in the westheimer/richmond area. I think the fuzz will go after these places because of the 1500 foot rule.
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17 years ago
From my experience, girls will squeeze you for whatever they can. If you have an ATF, it's between you two. I had one for three years who limited me to 220 per visit with her. For that amount, I got everything but anal (which I don't seek anyway).
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17 years ago
I have found, in my experience, that silicone barbies don't give satisfying personal dances. Natural gals, large and small, are satifying.
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17 years ago
I've had long discussions with strippers on this topic. They expect men to cum, and usually right away. They're surprised when men don't. Since it takes me a long time to get there, I have to find alternative ways to enjoy myself with the gal. The only problem dancers have with men cumming is that they don't like to get their panties wet.
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17 years ago
There are many who deserve credit-for instance-the producers who kept making porn in the 1980's, when the Reagan administration was trying to end porn. I also give credit to Larry Flynt, who was a big part of the genre classification. Larry created "Barely Legal" when no one else would-for fear of child porn prosecutions. Although stunners like Shauna Grant, Savannah, and Traci Lords advanced porn through their beauty-the gals willing to go the extra mile-like Marilyn Chambers-who took on multiple guys in the same flick. Gang bang queens like Annabelle Chong, and Guage.
Jenna made porn what it is? Hardly.
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17 years ago
I didn't think of it until I shut down the computer and went to bed, but in the case of women in abusive relationships, they have other problems too. For instance, the gal-whose louse I made leave town-our relationship ended 18 months later because she had a problem I couldn't fix-drug abuse.
A lot of women today don't want to be rescued. They want to remain in that relationship. My mother kept the monster for ten years. My mother, like her mother, had been the youngest child. Both loved to party and dance. Both ended up with very poor opinions of men.
In response to harrydave-I never married and never had kids. I'm too old now to think about kids. My younger brother broke the cycle with his kids.
In response to gk-women like that don't need a normal man-they need to find the strength within themself to end the relationship, then be alone for at least five years to figure out what they really need. It's noble as hell to rescue women, but like I said, they don't want to be rescued.
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17 years ago
About ten years ago, someone was burning down strip joints on the north side of Houston. I noticed that it stopped just as soon as it started-without the media mentioning an arrest. So, either it was street justice, or the arsonst figured "message delivered" (???)
Over the past decade, there's been a couple of shootings at Houston strip clubs and some clubs have installed metal dtectors. Interesting thing, just regular dance clubs-usually latin places, have shootings just about every weekend.
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17 years ago
I was horrifically abused as a kid. My mom let the monster move in when I was seven and the abuse continued for seven years. She always defended him, always. I left home (private school-scholarship) when I was fourteen, and she made him move out three years later (Don't know how she found the strength because I never went back). Anyway, in my case, the abuse stopped several months before I left. Some adult friends noticed how beaten I was and they stepped in. He wouldn't touch me after the intervention, but he would look at me with murder in his eyes. Years later, I met a gal, and long story short, she needed an abusive jerk gone so that we could have a relationship. I knew where he lived. I ambushed him outside and convinced him to leave town-pronto. So, if you're really interested in this chick, all you need is a way to frighten him out of town. I leave it to your imagination, but in the case of the guy I made leave, I actually scared him so bad he peed on himself-learned behavior from the monster.
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17 years ago
I got off work very late after working an unexpectedly late shift. I stopped off at a waffle house nearby and was halfway through my meal when I heard the waittress tell the cook:"Uh-oh" and point to the parking lot. "What's her name-oh yeah, Danica" the waittress continued. Danica walked in and she was a 7-8. "Any guys ask for me? Danica asked as she came in. The waittress then told her about a couple of guys connected to a local rapper. "Do you have my number?" Danica asked. Danica then wrote her number on a napkin, saying the numbers out loud, then adding that the number was only for big tippers. Danica got her called in order, then left.
I figured any woman that brazen was either a undercover cop, or a stripper/prostitute that was huge trouble.