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16 years ago
I masticate in public.
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16 years ago
On a recent ABC News Special, the reporter stated:"America is the only country that puts people in prison for having sex."
ON ASSTR I talked with a guy who did a per capita relationship between Holland and the US, discovering that if the US legalized, regulated, and taxed prostitution like Holland, property tax rates would drop by 80%.
Can you imagine? Your 120k home, with an annual tax bill about 2k, tax only 400.00 annually. Instead, our tax dollars are spent by cops trying to shut down private acts between consenting adults.
Note to government:"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BEDROOM AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!"
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16 years ago
This harkens back to the 1970's, but I was told there once was a strip joint across from a theme park that became a six flags park. It was called "The Crystal Palace" and featured a nude dancer on a swing on the club's front porch. They shut down the club after weeks and weeks of daily car accidents in front of the Palace (back then a girl only had to be 15 to be a stripper in Texas).
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16 years ago
My ATF tells me that guys not only call their credit card companies after they leave the club and report their cards stolen, but also go to the length of calling the Police to have them harass the club about the card. She told me this after they phtocopied my card and license-and I got upset.
Lesson I learned, draw a certain amount of money out before you go to any club and stick to that-don't use their ATM. Also, don't leave the club to draw money with the intention of coming back because they're just setting you up (make you pay cover again, the dancer disappears, etc.).
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16 years ago
My ATF, who doubles as a waittress, says that men often try to deny the charges on their credit cards. They try to pretend they weren't there.
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16 years ago
When I was a kid, I often saw my quick and ill tempered eighty year old grandfather get into fights with men half his age and lay a horrible whupping on them. It took a freak accident to finally take him out, otherwise he'd still be whupping up on younger men, so I know that age is not a factor.
In my thirties I had years of counseling and therapy to get rid of the type of temper he had. I'm almost fifty now, but like him I can still do serious damage. Just a few years ago, I came out of work into the parking garage and found some rowdy skateboarders up to no good. They came after me and when I took out two of them in just seconds, the rest took the hint and ran.
So, I'm telling you you're never too old, and you don't have to take bullying from the club DJ. If you feel you're too frail to scare him, here's something my sister did:
She befriended a HUGE former Hell's Angel. A client had come into her office everyday with a derogatory ethnic joke aimed at her. She had Danny come to the office and as the moron started his joke Danny stood up and said:"I have a joke. What lays on the floor groaning and bleeding? The next son of a bitch that tells an ethnic joke in this office."
End of problem.
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16 years ago
I'm an old school alpha male-Marine Recon. Like John Wayne toilet paper I take no crap off of no one. If he had said it to me face to face I would've given him the hairy eyeball(I've actually made a couple of full grown men pee their pants with this). If he had repeated it from the DJ booth, I would've found the manager and explained to him to instantly get a new DJ because the one he has is about to die a truly horrible death, bone by bone.
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16 years ago
I had been going to Houston Dolls several years back when it was not just high mileage, but most of the dancers either fucked you in the booth or OTC. After it was raided, I went to Fantasy North. I was in a back room getting a LD. The dancer had let me lick her, then changed positions to let me finger her. When she changed positions to put her crotch next to mine, I thought I had received the right signals to whip it out, so I did. She wasn't happy about that and went cool after that. Since then, I wait for an invitation.
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16 years ago
BTW-like to get a quick plug in for my fave movie.
"Get Crazy" is an early 80's T & A movie with wild politically incorrect humor and awesome concert performances. BB King (acting under a nom de plume) is fall down funny as King Blues. At a funeral for a fellow blues player he says:"Lord, if you don;''t look after my friend, I'll come after you and WAX YOUR ASS!!" Later on, he goes to a theater and finds that they screwed up on musicians to back him up:"I said a BLUES band not a JEWS band"!!
Punk Rocker NANA is great, with her 15 member girl punk band.
Malcolm McDowell apes Mick Jagger playing Reggie Wanker. One highlight is Reggie having a discussion with his dick.
Fall down funny stuff.
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16 years ago
Yep, that's it. Funny movie.
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16 years ago
I don't remember the name of the movie, but in a 1980 movie, co-starring Martin Mull she has a well lit and lengthy nude scene. It's the only time I saw her in a movie.
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16 years ago
11) Touching is of a primary concern, so, on my most recent visit a cutie plopped down in my lap and said "Touching is allowed". Leaning in, she whispered in my ear "You can touch anything you like". It ended up she had a tampax stuffed up there, but she didn't wiggle her hips away or pull my hand away once the LD started.
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16 years ago
Organized crime= a couple of dancers were willing to go anywhere to deliver FS. One night, they went to a hotel room and their customers were a couple of feds. Feds told the girls-talk or we come down hard on you. Girls tell feds that the managers basically pimped the girls out (even though the girls were clearing 50k each after splitting with the managers). The girls walk, the managers get busted-club gets impounded and the feds announce they put the clamp down on the epidemic of prostitution, blah blah blah. The public rolls their eyes and sigh and several pastors play up the incident to increase their take on Sunday.
Just my opinion, but probably close to the truth.
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16 years ago
1) I have seen a few passing references to a convention, but I hadn't received any information and I felt slighted.
2) Too late now for me to make any plans.
3) What I have learned from the net over the years is that the majority of visitors to any site are lurkers. The tiny percentage who actually post are strong willed people.
4) You cannot put strong willed people together in the same room and not have trouble. I have seven siblings and we are all managers and supervisors at our jobs. Put us in the same room and soon after World War 3 breaks out, because someone will try to be in charge, and someone else won't like it.
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16 years ago
In the early 80's, when I was hanging out at the Showboat, I befriended a couple of porn stars, but the one who became my bud is "Summer". She frequently changed her stage name, so she was always a variation of Summer-Summer Rain-Summer Day-Summer Breeze etc. The Reagan administration was trying to put an end to porn in those days. Summer once took me to the HUGE ranch in Northern California where many of the porns were being shot then. Summer did a shoot there, but wouldn't let me watch (I suspect it was a BDSM shoot because of the bruises I saw on her later). I briefly met Ron Jeremy the day I was there, and I mention it because it because people in porn are like family.
I left San Diego in late 83. Ten years later I was working at a hotel that was close to a club with a porn star of the week promo. First up was Hyapatia Lee. She was bored between performances and we started talking. I told her about Summer and the ranch, and we ended up talking late into the night. She ended up talking to the next performer-Jennifer Stewart. Jen ended up flirting with me and we ended up back in her room for a couple of hours of getting sweaty ( I was off duty and the desk clerk who knew didn't snitch on me-lest I be fired for that). It was a lot of fun and I was finally fulfilling a fantasy. Towards the end of the week she asked if I would come back to California because of the fun we were having. I had built a life in Houston, so we was disappointed when she left.
Anyway, one of those two put out the word that I was fun to hang out with, so the other appearing actresses (save Jill Kelly) hung out with me. I didn't get sweaty with any of them until Gauge came to town (in 2004). She's tiny and I was surprised just how tight she was. My other surprise was that Gauge threw me out of her room after we had done the deed.
Both Jen and Gauge were energetic and really screwed with abandon. Since Gauge, I haven't seen or talked to any porn stars, let alone having sex with them (I guess I did something wrong?).
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16 years ago
In the early 80's, when downtown San Diego was nothing but strip joints, all night theaters, and a hang out for hookers, pimps, and the homeless, I used to spend the days hanging out at a couple of the clubs there. The Showboat didn't open till 6 p.m. It was nude and the girls there were porn stars between movies. I became friends with several of the dancers there and OTC-but it was friendships-no sex. The Roaring 20's was a hole in the wall place that opened at ten in the morning. You don't get tired of looking at naked women (it was nude too). Sometimes I'd be at the 20's from about noon to six, then at The Showboat till midnite-unless I was spending the day on a roadtrip with a friend from Showboat. I'll treasure those years.
BTW, in the mid 80's the owners of the theaters and the strip joints were bought out by big money investors. The original owner of the 20's had bought the place in the 1950's for 10k. He sold it to a dancer in 83 for 60k. She sold it a year later to an investor for 250k.
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16 years ago
Works for me.
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16 years ago
My ATF likes to brand me with hickies. She considers my former ATF competition, but I don't have a clue where to find my former ATF. Anyway, the hicky thing would make any female question where I've been.
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16 years ago
Of all the clubs I've been to, the only one where the G string theory holds up, and it's only a 50/50 thing is St. James. Fifty percent of the time, a girl with a tiny G string offers extras. Other clubs, doesn't mean anything.
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16 years ago
Several years back, I was at a club where a lot goes on. Several times I had Ld's from this little cutie who removed my hand everytime I touched her cooter.
About a year later I saw her at a nude place. I was instantly obsessed with seeing her cooter. We went to a back room. Because I wanted so much out of the experience I insisted on undressing her, and she let me. Things progressed to FS. When we finished I asked her why she was so prudish at the other club (where FS goes on all the time) but had let me boink her for half an hour at this other place. She told me because at the other club the managers checked on her every few minutes, but she also pointed out that the hour we were alone at the nude place no one had checked on us.
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16 years ago
1) Piercings-sensible actors know that their bodies are a marketing tool and have shied away from getting large tats, save Christina Ricci whose right tit is one giant tat now-she also has five others.
2) Gay actors-Hollywood has pretty much been taken over by gays-gay directors, gay actors, insistence on gay issues being placed in TV series. Have you noticed the massive upswing in male nudity and the absolute drop off of female nudity in mainstream movies?
3) Heigth-I think I'm the only one who has noticed this, but Hollywood has also been taken over by midgets. I was Owen Wilson's martial arts instructor when he was 18. He was 5 foot even then. His fan site says he's 5'10", but nobody has a ten inch growing streak in their adulthood-nobody. Either he went to that clinic where they break your legs and you spend a year in bed while your leg is stretched, or there are a bunch of midgets running around Tinseltown. Their napoleonic complexes would explain the drop off in movie quality (with reliance on special effects and made up science for plot points).
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16 years ago
She didn't play a stripper, but in the movie "Private Lessons", Sylvia Kristel does one of the hottest strips ever on film.
Club Exotica-Mia Kirshner was sixteen when she did that movie (she does one brief, but hot table dance).
About why strip club scenes are usually poorly done-many of Hollywood's directors are gay and/or feminists. They would consider it a betrayal to their friends to go into a strip joint to do real research. Demi Moore did research at Scores, but it seems she blatantly ignored reality, or thought it not important.
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16 years ago
I forgot about Lower City-thanks Zerzan. Yeah, she strips in a real dive-kind of place you'd find in a Brazilian slum, but I love her six nude scenes in this movie-especially the closeup when she's getting oral.
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16 years ago
"This is the 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It'll blow your head clean off. I know what's running through your mind, did he fire five shots, or six? To tell you the truth, in all the excitement I lost count myself. You just have to ask yourself this one question-'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
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16 years ago
Elizabeth Berkely in the back room of the strip club in Showgirls. Stripper scenes are usually so poorly done.