Dancer: "Flash me"

I had another dancer suggest that I dance for her. I guess that is supposed to be some kind of compliment. Just like one dancer told me I was in my 20's. I seriously do not think I look like I'm in my 20's. Obviously she was trying to get on my good side thinking I'm only 35 or something. She probably thought she was older than me.

I did notice if you show signs of having lots of money, you get a lot of dancer attention. At least I did when one dancer talked me into getting an expensive lap dance. I'm not even sure why I did that except to say I hadn't seen her in several years and she seemed awfully determined to dance for me. I'm still not sure how she talked me into that. As far as lap dances go it wasn't much but the view sure was good.
I think it's been 5 years since I got a lap dance in the one club not counting one time a drunk dancer talked me into one.

Recently, in a Houston club, the dancer actually begged me to show her my dick. It's highly unlikely that LEA would do that (although a recent newspaper article said that cops had been authorized to undress to make massage parlor busts, but I digress). Anyway, she grabbed my dick and wanted me to name the sex act and the price. To make a bust a stripper/prostitute has to name the act and the price to get busted, she was reversing the process.

I actually had it happen once about 7 or 8 years ago long before extras were the norm in a particular club. I begged off, but always remembered that event. BTW there wouldn't have been an upcharge, she just wanted to do it.

A couple of years ago, while getting a regular lap dance at a houston club, the dancer said "he's suffocating in there and needs to come out." It was not a private area so I declined her request, and her subsequent request to go the VIP.

"I want to see it, but I've heard about you. I'll need some help getting a handle on your dick." She pops up with tweezers.

I think some girls wrongly believe that an under-cover cop can't reveal himself. They think, "If he's willing to unzip and show willie, then he can't be a cop." And they feel more comfortable then, pursuing further business negotiations.

What kind of cop could Shadowcat pass for? Barny Fife?

Never had one ask but have had a couple that just pulled it out on their own. I won't name names because I would not want to cause them trouble or risk the chance that they won't do it again.

I don't recall anyone asking me either. Well not in a strip club.

Yes, it's a nice ice breaker.

Did Barny Fife's adult diaper freak her out? Thats what all of TUSCL wonders.