a hottie that grinded my cock like a princess 20 minutes later told me this one last night:
the farmer bought randy to tend to his hens but randy didn't stop there. after the hens he started bangin the goats, cows, horses, etc. the next morning the farmer found randy out in the field laying motionless toe up on his back. the farmer sadly shook his head and said, 'poor little guy must've finally met his match'. the otherwise comatose randy cocked one eye at the farmer and muttered, 'take a hike idiot. the vultures have just started circling.'
dg
The punch line is supposed to be the rooster pointing up and saying:"Shhh, buzzards".