randy the rooster
DailyGrind
a hottie that grinded my cock like a princess 20 minutes later
told me this one last night:
the farmer bought randy to tend to his hens but randy didn't stop there.
after the hens he started bangin the goats, cows, horses, etc.
the next morning the farmer found randy out in the field laying motionless
toe up on his back.
the farmer sadly shook his head and said, 'poor little guy must've finally
met his match'.
the otherwise comatose randy cocked one eye at the farmer and muttered,
'take a hike idiot. the vultures have just started circling.'
dg
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last commentThe punch line is supposed to be the rooster pointing up and saying:"Shhh, buzzards".
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does it really fucking matter pudster?
save the pedantics for your mom bitch
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Here are 2 versions of that joke:
www.unwind.com
www.afunnystuff.com
Both say Buzzards ... but Vultures would work just as well.
A stripper told the joke -- why make it a big deal ?
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Dudester gets bitch slapped! HA HA
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