What a way to GO!

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb


A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Taiwanese newspaper the United Daily News reported that Cai Jinlai had been promised a stripper for his funeral if he lived to 100.

Jinlai was 103 when he died — reportedly leaving behind more than 100 "descendants."

He had died after walking about 3.1 miles to a town in Taichung County to vote in an election in the Taichung.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.

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FONDL
17 years ago
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "down and dirty."
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DailyGrind
17 years ago
re:...paid more than $170 for the stripper

Only one?
I've got six and a dj already lined up.


DG
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Clubber
17 years ago
Seems a pity to buy your father a stripper AFTER he is dead.

I've been to a club a couple of times with my son, but neither of us only tipped the dancers. Once my wife, his mother also went with us, and again, just tipping. Perhaps we still have our secrets from each other.
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chitownlawyer
17 years ago
Talk about being a "stiff."

Reminds me of the old limerick:

Said an undertaker's daughter named Maddie
To a shy and virginal laddie
"If you do as I say,
We can have a great lay
'cause I've buried more stiffs than my Daddy."
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harrydave
17 years ago
There once was a man from Racine,
Who invented a fucking machine,
Concave or convex,
It served either sex,
And whacked itself off in-between.

Next?
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DailyGrind
17 years ago
there once was a girl from wheeling
who had never sensed sexual feeling
til a guy named boris
just flicked her clitoris
and she had to be scrapped off the ceiling


dg
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arbeeguy
17 years ago
correction:

scraped off the ceiling

but scrapped has it's own humorous angle i guess

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griebnitz
17 years ago
There once was a lady named Alice
Who used dynamite as a phallus
They found her vagina
in South Carolina
and half of her anus in Dallas.
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Dudester
17 years ago
I don't have a limerick.

On original topic-couple of movies has some appropo moments. In the movie "Flyboys", after one of the Aces die, his Commander says in his eulogy that if the ace had his way, he'd be buried behind the whorehouse. One movie in 1980 (can't remember the name). Martin Mull is speaking at his friend's funeral, saying:"If Walter had it done right, he'd be in an urn, in front of the TV, next to a beer-while the Rockettes are on TV.

Maybe some long term strip joints should consider having spots on one wall (for urns) for guys who really love strip joints. Maybe having a stripper at the funeral, and a very conspicuously marked vehicle to transport the body.
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MisterGuy
17 years ago
Does this mean shadowcat will be buried behind the PP? :)
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harrydave
17 years ago
And on the pink site they would all be referred to as DPL's.
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