Comments by Dudester (page 13)

Not a sex story, but... Back in the late 90's, I was driving through Lubbock. I had taken a liking to this one strip club. They were still in their air dance, so I could have a couple of drinks, do some stage tipping, and still spend less than twenty bucks. I was grooving this one dancer from California, but she made it clear-no touching allowed. She did get in trouble for showing her kitty and yanked off of the floor. In the meantime, I had this running dialogue with a waitress. Between drinks, she kept running back to a book as she had a final exam in the morning. I brought up the idea of her spending the night in my hotel room as I had a spare bed, my hotel was one mile from the campus, and she lived twenty miles away. I finally convinced her to do it. She got off from work at one, studied until 2, got up at 7, and went early to the campus to do some studying. She slept in her clothes to remind me that this was platonic only.

With Obama's economy, I'm surprised that this doesn't happen at other places. I might work up the nerve to ask certain waitresses if there's some off the menu offerings.

Taken from local paper: George Microdong was killed at a rest stop this morning. Just before the murder, he was seen walking towards a van with a very attractive blonde woman. A gunshot was heard. The van tore out of the parking lot at high speed. George's wallet is missing. Police think the motive was robbery. The public is asked to call crime stoppers if they have any knowledge about the event. This is not a joke George. You dodged a bullet, literally.

We win some-glad we won this one. We need more all nude clubs.

Myself, I'd like to take on Ukraine's "Army".

Recently, there was a story posted here about a New York strip club that took in 40k a day. Imagine how tempting it would be to launder some of that money, or skim it and use it for other purposes.

On Friday morning, Louisiana's longest serving Governor, now 83, got out of federal prison, after serving a term for corruption and other charges. He then married a woman fifty years his junior, and went to a celebration luncheon at a classy Baton Rouge eatery. A mob of well wishers waited outside. http://www.fox8live.com/news/local/story/Edwin-Edwards-Marries-for-Third-Time/GR5zXyrR7Ue4RjAdk8vmew.cspx

In VIP, stripper undressed me once her panties hit the floor. We got redressed in the dark, and the buttons on my shirt were badly misaligned and my hair was messed. We drew a few stares once we hit the main floor.

FMRPILOT

It's a house panel, but not the entire house. Then, the Senate would have to approve it. It stinks to high heaven. It needs to die a very ugly and quick death.

From a onetime volunteer firefighter (70% of all US firefighters are volunteers), once "the roof becomes soft", this presents all kinds of problems. It will be hell convincing the city engineer that the building is safe. If there's further construction, it will be a while. As for fighting fires in pre 1960 buildings, those places are firetraps and go very quickly. I've been lucky to survive two roof collapses. A roof collapse will really ruin your day.

staxwell-I've been down both roads. 1) Friends with benefits-six months in, she says thatshe wants more than just a physical relationship, at which point you remind her that she wanted noemotional ties. She says "That was then, this is now." 2) Stripper who pretends that it's not about money. After the third or fourth lay, she says "I thought we had a financial understanding. You owe me $$$$$$." You're playing with fire. Be prepared to pay upfront and if she acts nonchalant, insist on paying.

Most democrat congress members are on the payroll of middle east leaders, and therefore, they feel that any oil produced in the western hemisphere is "blood oil" as natives are raped and killed to get it, and lands soiled forever so that evil republicans can get rich.

I've seen them worn by teens, and very young women, since the mid 90's. Something I've seen quite recently thoughis that parents are making little girls wear heels. Last week, I actually saw a two year old wear two inch heels. I've seena lot of it on 3 and 4 year olds recently.

I saw the report on one TV station, but they didn't post it on their web site. I went to anoter TV station web site and found the story. Here's the report I saw-finally posted this morning. http://www.click2houston.com/news/28676611/detail.html

I'd go to that "church", but GMD is right. With that said, pre 1987, certain Texas establishments got around blue laws (no booze on Sunday) by being a private club. You had to have a membership to get in. I wonder today why a Houston club (St. James ? ) doesn't try the private club route to get around certain rules (booze sales, topless waitresses, nude dancers,and bedrooms where anything goes). Swinger clubs get around certain rules because consenting adults (presumably married) are engaging in sexual acts. If swingers can do this, why not single adult guys like me ?

What a mess. Public officials owe it to the public to get it right. When they are corrupt, they deserve to be locked up for a very long time.

In Texas, certain cops have distinctive plates-so do judges. Fenster is right and so is rl27 and Ohio Voyeur. I once worked across the street from a strip joint. I ran off different kinds of wackos, one of those stories is worth re-telling. I was checking plates in my parking lot. There was a blue Lincoln that sat close to the ground. I could see the plates on most cars rather easily. This Lincoln presented a challenge. I was bending over and had my flashlight tucked under my arm. The flashlight shifted and the beam shot into the interior of the car (it had dark tinted windows). Suddenly, from within the car, there was a blood curdling scream, like I've never heard before. I tumbled and went for my gun. I ran up on the driver's window. There was a tiny asian man behind the wheel. He was trying to pull up his zipper. He saw the gun and started yelling "DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT, I GO".

In my experience, trailer parks produce real head turning beauties. Te moment they open their mouth to speak, however, is pure YIKES !!

Take some flowers in a small cheap vase. Having those flowers at your table is like dangling a steak in front of a hungry man.

I'm actually quite sad at the news. It had been discussed that the USC Trojans would move their games to Sunday afternoon. USC would've been a good replacement for the NFL given the pageantry of their games. Boise State, because of the explosiveness of their offense, would've also been a good fit. Once upon a time, some of the NFL had some pageantry connected to their games. Once upon a time, the Dallas Cowboy would start playing. Then the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders would take the field to dance in a great choreographed routine. Now, the only choreography involved is when the Cowboys lose in the last minutes so that the point spread is covered. The owners get their cut, so dothe gambling interests, and the NFL Players Associations pockets money for their retirement fund. If you think this lockout was a true grievance, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. The NFLPA just wanted a bigger cut of the gambling cut.

I was 17 and went with some military friends to a bar in El Paso. The sign outside read "Live Entertainment." I thought that meant a band. We were only there about five minutes when a Mexican woman came out from a curtain. She took off her top and started dancing. My mind was in panic mode as I suddenly realized that I wasn't equipped to deal with this. Just at that second, the bartender came over to take our drink orders. When he asked what I wanted, I said "I'm only 17." My friends gave me a look, then shared a look with the bartender. We all got up and left. My friends weren't mad as they forgot I was only 17. They had nearly got themselves in possible trouble (just days before, due to an incident, the Colonel warned the Regiment not to get in alcohol trouble, or else).

Us fat old guys were taught manners, because when we were young, teams actually kept score, and you had to win everything to get a trophy. You learned how to trash talk, but you also learned to walk the walk. Today's young uns get trophies for just showing up, and they don't think there's consequences for talking smack. I might be middle aged, but I'm also like an old Obi Wan Kenobi (some surprises for the uninitiated). The sad thing is, only some strippers float out to the fat old guys. They're likely to pick a young good looking guy with 50 bucks in his pocket, as opposed to a fat old guy with a serious bank roll. The one and only one night stand I had, in San Francisco, was because I outclassed a couple of young guys. They were giving this barely legal cutie a hard time at a dance club. I walked over and asked her to dance. First, she gave me a "Are you insane ?" look, then, she changed her mind. We got out on the dance floor, and it turned out, she had ballroom dance experience. We did a salsa and then a cha cha. Shortly after, we went to a hotel and kept our neighbors up most of the night.

He may be from Detroit, but he's living in California. California strippers (some of them, anyway) are unemployed actresses. They actually, know how to dance, and work an audience. If he thinks he can find that in other parts of the country-good luck. Burlesque clubs are beginning to pop up. He would find better talent there, but like rh48hr pointed out, he wants to fuck these gals after the show. Talented burlesque dancers and whores are (for the most part) mutually exclusive groups.