My current fav was complaining about not having any place to keep her locker key. A few days later I'm in the check-out counter at Home Depot and see these coil wrist key chains. I picked out one in hot pink. Next time I'm in the club I have her close her eyes and slip it onto her wrist. She laughed, gave me a big hug, and said, “Does this means we're going steady?†She showed it off to any dancer that came by, and every time I come to the club since then she's been wearing it.
Another favorite I had at a different club was always talking about getting a BMW. One day she excitedly told me she had just bought a used BMW from a friend. On my next visit I stopped at the BMW dealership on my way to club and got her a nice BWM keychain. When we got together at the club, I gave her the key chain. She was very appreciative and let out a sequel of delight and gave me a big hug. One of the waitresses happened to see all this, only she though I had given her a set of car KEYS. Of course. the story got around that I had given this dancer a car. Needless to say, I was VERY popular in that club for the next few weeks.
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I bought my ATF a pistol, but I didn't give it to her at the club. :)