torn clothing
chimark
Illinois
So I'm back getting a dance from a girl, and I hear the sound of torn clothing... I looked and didn't see anything, and thought it was my imagination, because she wasn't even dancing that rough... I get back to my table and I look down and I have a hole right over my crotch in the shorts I'm wearing! First off it made for easy access on the dances the rest of the night... but I was definitely a bit self conscious as I didn't want anything popping out unknowingly... all in all the night was good...
This made me wonder has anyone else had a dance that caused your clothes to rip... it certainly made me laugh once I realized what happened!
This made me wonder has anyone else had a dance that caused your clothes to rip... it certainly made me laugh once I realized what happened!
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Actually, I lost a button once, and I had a thread get caught on a dancer's bracelet and ruin a shirt once.
She tried to work it free, but she was worried about tearing her top, and finally she said she was going to have to unbutton me. Now, this was a very low contact club, so you can imagine what happens next.
Dancer is on her knees, her face stuck a few inches from my groin, unbuttoning my pants when another dancer walks into the lap dance area with her patron and stops dead in her tracks. My dancer finally frees herself, sees the other dancer staring at her, and rushes out of the room in embarrassment.
This was one of my lessons that I learned, while developing how I now roll... with a specific set of clothes for the club, etc., so it would no longer be a problem.
It can make an already unforgettable visit even more so - but for the wrong reason.
No, that was years ago at a place that became known as "The Ugly and Nasty".