Is it time to start going to church gain?

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• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Let us bow down and pray for sustenance.
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  this sounds like a churh I'd love to go to
• Alucard

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  13 years ago

  I want the dancers praying with great energy! LOOL
• rh48hr

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  13 years ago

  Blasphemy I say! Blasphemy! No seriously ... he's going to hell. lol.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  The guy's a moron. A "church" that doesn't do visibly churchy things won't pass legal muster. No rational person considers Scientology a real church, but they get away with it because they *look* like a church, and because they were smart enough to recruit rich motherfuckers who have money to bury naysayers in lawsuits. This guy set up a church and then did strip club things. Ain't gonna fly, even if he is a minister. He's probably ordained through the Universal Life Church, so his *ordination* is recognized in every state, but unless he does things that at leastthe ULC recognizes as worthy of the name, he's toast, legally speaking.
• Dudester

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  13 years ago

  I'd go to that "church", but GMD is right. With that said, pre 1987, certain Texas establishments got around blue laws (no booze on Sunday) by being a private club. You had to have a membership to get in. I wonder today why a Houston club (St. James ? ) doesn't try the private club route to get around certain rules (booze sales, topless waitresses, nude dancers,and bedrooms where anything goes). Swinger clubs get around certain rules because consenting adults (presumably married) are engaging in sexual acts. If swingers can do this, why not single adult guys like me ?
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  hail marys are for football
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Amen !!
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Rev. Lovejoy says we need to pays the plate so we can take up a "love donation"for all the "good deeds" sister taffy has done up in this place tonight! Know let us bow are heads and give some thanks : ))
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Rev. Lovejoy says we need to pays the plate so we can take up a "love donation"for all the "good deeds" sister taffy has done up in this place tonight! Know let us bow are heads and give some thanks : ))
• highlander2973

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  13 years ago

  Reminds me of Eddie Murphy's preacher schtick in 'Coming to America.' Hallelu-JAH!!!
• highlander2973

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  13 years ago

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• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Damn highlander that's some funny shit !
• rh48hr

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  13 years ago

  I did that scene as well as the barber shop scenes from 'Coming to America' as part of a comedy routine I did in local comedy clubs here in Phoenix. I still get requests from friends to do it when we get together at parties. I love that movie. "Can I get an AMEN!
• mmdv26

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  13 years ago

  When I lived in Dallas 25 years ago, Harry Hines Blvd was the place for p4p sex. I'm glad to see that Dallas supports historic preservation.
• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  The Evergreen Review, a counter-culture magazine of the 1960s, had two cartoon features. One, "Phoebe Zietgeist," included a character who was the object of religous worship--Our Lady of Perpetual Orgasm. The other cartoon was "Barbarella," which later became a movie starring a semi-nude Jane Fonda.
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Rh48 amen! Brother !
• sanitago

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  13 years ago

  I have to laugh at the idea, but I think the local busy-bodies will succeed in shutting him down. no doubt Dallas, like a lot of other cities, has laws in place to restrict this sort of "immoral" activity, even though the folks in the club aren't doing anything *illegal*. [sigh] hail the "Moral Majority"!