Is it time to start going to church gain?

Let us bow down and pray for sustenance.

this sounds like a churh I'd love to go to

I want the dancers praying with great energy! LOOL

Blasphemy I say! Blasphemy! No seriously ... he's going to hell. lol.

The guy's a moron. A "church" that doesn't do visibly churchy things won't pass legal muster. No rational person considers Scientology a real church, but they get away with it because they look like a church, and because they were smart enough to recruit rich motherfuckers who have money to bury naysayers in lawsuits. This guy set up a church and then did strip club things. Ain't gonna fly, even if he is a minister.

He's probably ordained through the Universal Life Church, so his ordination is recognized in every state, but unless he does things that at leastthe ULC recognizes as worthy of the name, he's toast, legally speaking.

I'd go to that "church", but GMD is right. With that said, pre 1987, certain Texas establishments got around blue laws (no booze on Sunday) by being a private club. You had to have a membership to get in.

I wonder today why a Houston club (St. James ? ) doesn't try the private club route to get around certain rules (booze sales, topless waitresses, nude dancers,and bedrooms where anything goes). Swinger clubs get around certain rules because consenting adults (presumably married) are engaging in sexual acts. If swingers can do this, why not single adult guys like me ?

hail marys are for football

Amen !!

Rev. Lovejoy says we need to pays the plate so we can take up a "love donation"for all the "good deeds" sister taffy has done up in this place tonight! Know let us bow are heads and give some thanks : ))

Rev. Lovejoy says we need to pays the plate so we can take up a "love donation"for all the "good deeds" sister taffy has done up in this place tonight! Know let us bow are heads and give some thanks : ))

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy's preacher schtick in 'Coming to America.' Hallelu-JAH!!!

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Damn highlander that's some funny shit !

I did that scene as well as the barber shop scenes from 'Coming to America' as part of a comedy routine I did in local comedy clubs here in Phoenix. I still get requests from friends to do it when we get together at parties. I love that movie. "Can I get an AMEN!

When I lived in Dallas 25 years ago, Harry Hines Blvd was the place for p4p sex. I'm glad to see that Dallas supports historic preservation.

The Evergreen Review, a counter-culture magazine of the 1960s, had two cartoon features. One, "Phoebe Zietgeist," included a character who was the object of religous worship--Our Lady of Perpetual Orgasm. The other cartoon was "Barbarella," which later became a movie starring a semi-nude Jane Fonda.

Rh48 amen! Brother !

I have to laugh at the idea, but I think the local busy-bodies will succeed in shutting him down. no doubt Dallas, like a lot of other cities, has laws in place to restrict this sort of "immoral" activity, even though the folks in the club aren't doing anything illegal. [sigh] hail the "Moral Majority"!