Comments by jackslash (page 22)

My current BMW is only a year old. But when I replace it, I want an M series BMW.

D for me. If I can touch them, they're real.

Here's some more on this story. I thought it was funny at first. But now I'm feeling sorry for everybody involved. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10333219/Wild-video-shows-NYPD-rookie-cop-grinding-against-reveler-police-Christmas-party.html

I used to live in Texas and I liked the state. But it has become increasingly repressive and conservative. Governor Abbott is the enemy of women, blacks and patriotic Americans.

A dancer was at my house last week. I gave her a beer, and I had to open it for her because her long nails would not allow her to do it herself.

Stripper, of course. Busty, of course.

I don't think there is any one best way. If a dancer is my type (blonde and busty), I will take her to VIP and afterwards ask if she will meet me OTC. Many say yes immediately. Many want to wait until they know me better. Some will never meet me OTC. Is their problem that they have good taste?

Why do people go to strip clubs to watch boxing or football?

Sorry. She would be hot without the tattoos.

What are you giving me this year?

I think you're handling it very well. Dealing with someone who is dying is always going to be hard. I have a woman friend in her late seventies who was diagnosed with cancer this year, and she is not expected to live long. The only thing you can do is be kind.

I could have some fun with those boobs.

In the Detroit area, Tubby's Submarines.

My ATF told me she wanted to try Five Guys. She was really disappointed when I took her to a burger joint.

You can just use good old fashioned bleach.

Good luck! I wish a speedy recovery.

"She told me a dancer had brought a handgun in to give it to her boyfriend during her shift." That sounds sketchy. And stupid. Lock the gun in your car if you want to give it to your boyfriend for his latest robbery or whatever. Even if the dancer had a concealed carry permit, Michigan law says you can't carry in a bar.

West Virginia strippers give discounts to family members.

I wish I could have a great time in my favorite clubs for only $300. I have to spend $500-$600.

Congratulations on making Seeking work for you. I tried a few years ago and had no luck at all. I guess I'll have to stick to strippers.

My ATF passed out one time when we were in VIP. Too much to drink. I hoisted her up and walked her to the locker room.

I would hesitate to let a strip club scan my ID. You don't know what could happen to your info. I've never encountered an ID scanning but I have been patted down.

Apparently you can make this stuff up, but QAnon followers can't recognize this.

I'm a gun owner. The rule is that you never point a gun at anything unless you want to shoot it. If you play around with a gun, you're asking for trouble.