Describe the last woman you banged

Civvie, a large breasted Indian lady I see when she's in town. A bit crazy like a lot of Indian girls who date non Indian guys, but a lot of fun.

Pro, a long legged Spanish hottie, as in from Spain. Money well spent.

Friday night. Sugar baby. Somewhat of a Catfish. She showed up about 20 lbs heavier than her photos. She said she had been sick for a while when the photos were taken. She was foul-mouthed, not-to-bright. Showed up late to our dinner. But she has very large breasts. So I decide to fuck her despite all this.

Wrong decision. I should have left her at the restaurant. We went to her place, which was a rat trap. No bed, just a mattress on the floor. No warm up. She got the condom out right away. Almost TOLD me to get hard. Started asking when I was going to cum after about 30 seconds. She started to get visibly upset when I had not popped about about 5 minutes. I put on my clothes and left.

In all fairness she had a hard comparison. This is from Thursday night :

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@heaving, your mom jokes? Are you twelve?

It was a swipe right. She looked like Rhianna, but with waaaaaaaaay better tits. A bit crazy, and after the last time, I needed a mental break from the crazy, so I didn't pick up when she called late one night. A couple nights after that, I texted and she had just taken Ambien or something to pass out. Couple nights after that I missed her call because now I was passed out on the couch. A week after that she moved to San Diego. D'oh! But holy balls, she was hot.

Yo mama so fat da shit truck ran out a gas driving around her

@warrior15, you didn't like da lot lizzards wit da flapperjack tiddys I sent you? Hmmm

Domincan chick from New Jersey. Big boobs, big ass. Really nice girl. 19.

I seriously took one for the team guys. The last civi woman I did was Randommember's mom. Randommember was out with his ophthalmologist friend and she was mad he was not helping her

crazyjoe, Randumb's mom must be 90 by now. You really did take one for the team.

@Warrior, old friend, I don't understand the animosity. I'm trying to help you. Sugaring among geriatric men, like yourself, amounts to prostitution. By being honest and direct with you, I'm saving you ten years of therapy!

But if you want to meet my mother for an age-appropriate date, let me know.

Also, if you're going to write off your date above as "not-to(SIC)-bright," you should at least check your spelling. People might assume you grew up on a farm.

Lol

Stripper, of course. Busty, of course.

Hot and willing.

There goes Randommember being classist again. And he is too big of a wuss to direct a comment back to me directly. Randommember forgot who said what. He must be fantasizing about warrior banging his mom. Randommember has some serious daddy issues

Stripper. Smallish enhanced tits, thick thighs, thick booty, pretty face, not much English (I should brush up on my Portuguese). I enjoyed fucking her from behind. I think she got sore from my rough tit groping and firm ass smacking. It was just too difficult to resist leaving a few hand prints on her firm booty!

Stripper, solid 8, model wannabe, soft B cups, fit, GFE, no kids, potential SB.

^ lol liar liar pants on fire! She had a big black British cock and two hairy balls 😉

^ Then it doesn't count. There are two genders and women don't have a penis.

Tiny five-foot tall single mom. She broke off the relationship shortly afterwards. Her dream was to buy a run-down house out in the country, fix it up and grow food. She was a dozen years younger than me and couldn't remember it but I remembered a tv show called "Green Acres" where a couple tried that. It seemed nightmarish to me so I declined her suggestion and she got pissed off and dumped me. I decided then I'd had enough girlfriends in my life and started my strip club hobby.

Sleep over with a new sugar baby. Almost 6' athletic blonde MILF with 32 DDD. 30's and rides horses competitively. Incredibly pretty face and smile, very nice personality and a very dangerous girl to me.

^ Go away, Cacaplop

I agree with the post from DirtyMonkeyWife.

Until the far right part, I thought it was the basic truth. In recent times, we no longer seem to have only male and female genders. I say this because folks seem to be transitioning with more frequency now (than I ever remember) than in the past. It makes little sense to group transgender and transitioned folks in the same group as male or female.

I know my post is not politically correct, but I don’t think it’s appropriate to consider a transitioning or transitioned person in the same gender as a person born male or female.

How did this topic turn into a discussion about pronouns?

^ Cacaplop was wondering if the dickgirl he took in his ass counted

Feel free to return to the original topic

Girl I met at a dispensary. 5 2 mexican olive complexion long black hair like a 34 c. Small waist curvy figure. Second tightest pussy I've had. 22

^ @ceoaticeysangelsllc

Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

Tetradon and Cashman, do not feed the trolls and allow them to derail a perfectly good discussion about sugar babies and extras girls. This is why they stick around, and this is how discussion boards get ruined.

Gammanu95 you make a good point. I made the mistake of agreeing - and feeding a troll.

We cooked a big bottle of beans and went bean wrestling

Tet why are you responding to the shitbag? That's what they want and they don't care what the response happens to be.

^ I've said my piece. You can bring the conversation back to the original topic. Tell us about Mrs. Skibum

Danish woman in her early/mid 30s. Great body, shaved head, and she does a little modeling on the side. She has been my contact at an organization I work with for years. She just exited a shitty marriage and exploring non-monogamous life. I'm just helping her out.

A 5'4" Asian girl with 34 D titi's Chaved pussy at the Asian spa

"Retired" pro, tall, slim, gorgeous long, dark hair, cute little pierced B cups. Rides slow and easy, squeezing just right. Lets me finish where ever I want, but prefers a creampie.

Some chick named Mary. Her kid’s birthday is in a couple of days.

Ish is banging a chick with a shaved head... I don't think I could do it. I do like long hair up there. I get my sides whitewalled in the summer when it's too fucking hot, and cannot imagine stroking the head of my partner mid-coitus and having it feel like my own in July.

[shrug]

Your loss.

Amber Rose could rock the shaved head look. Most women can't but there are exceptions.

Pro, around 5'5 inches tall, brown hair, B cup tits, with long thick nipples. Very fit and definitely works out with well defined ab and back muscles. Very, very tiny waist, with a small landing strip bush.

My wife of 31 years 12 minutes ago.

^ What does she look like?

short, athletic, brown hair with purple streaks, 36 D , smooth as silk

@DirtyMonkeyWife: Looks more like a cartoon than a real woman.